Milk-Chan Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Or, you can not shoot it, but still kill it with a rock to the head or something,That way you get to keep both parents >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 I'd shoot it. Like I'd ever believe a talking monkey anyway, but I do hate my mom. Either way I still killed the monkey. Killing my mom is just an added bonus, since I'd do it myself if it weren't for the fact that it's illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Lower my gun, say, "Monkey, you are now officially both my mom and my dad at the same time for 5 minutes start now."The shoot it. 5 minutes past.Both parents live. That way, I win as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilhorus Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Kill it without shooting it (Smash his head, break his neck, throw of a cliff, bite neck off). But wait, then my father will die? Fu*k you, monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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