OMGAKITTY Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 You are a hunter, in the jungle. You spot a monkey grooming itself in a tree. You raise your rifle, and are about to fire, when the monkey says, "If you shoot me, your mother will die. If you do not shoot me, your father will die." What do you do? inb4ihatemyparents I'll give a rep to the first person who can tell me where I got this scenario from. And it wasn't from a monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorc: The Dark One Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Lol, what?I dunno where you got it from but I like the scenario=D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
╬「Selatcia」╬ Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 I have a feeling I might be way off when I answer this, but I'll answer it anyway: Fork in the road. You choose which path you want to go down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crimson King Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 I think you got this scenario off a scenario that goes something like this: You're about to be hanged, and if you answer correctly you won't get hanged. That's the short and sweet. You call the monkey "Mother", and then shoot it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Bishop Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 I rape it. Idk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 I smash the monkey in the head with my shotgun and then I say "Bang". I dont know from where you took the escenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frlf Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 I shoot it.I wouldn't doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mizore-Shirayuki Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 a websitestrangle the monkey so no 1 dies (well except the monkey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Bishop Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 a websiteWhat the hell? :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mizore-Shirayuki Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 he got it from a website oh yea i edited my post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Bishop Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 he got it from a website oh yea i edited my postLol, sorry, I exaggerated.:oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mizore-Shirayuki Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 wanna be friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Wtf that's crazy(both the question and debri). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tormented Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 shoot the monkey yet protect my mum and dad using the dead monkeys body as a human animal shield and then shout at my parents *stay behind me cause the monkey said one of you might die* Does this way work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 You call the monkey "Mother"' date=' and then shoot it.[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 My father's dead, and I wish for my mother to join him. inb4usuckrespecturparents And as Hunter, I am given this situation at least once a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 HunterXHunter? that was a bit different though. Anyway I'll choke it. It never said anything about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neiko Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 I'm supposed to believe what a monkey says? Hell, if a monkey talks, I'm probably dreaming and should shoot it anyway. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 I'd freak out, end up forming a maternal bond with the monkey calling it Dad.And then walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 I would SO not shoot it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Requiem Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 http://samarthkarwal.blogspot.com/ Are you sure it was not a monkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 If 'Thunderbolt' means 'Shoot', then I'm screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 You call the monkey "Mother"' date=' and then shoot it.[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted August 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 http://samarthkarwal.blogspot.com/ Are you sure it was not a monkey? Haha. I give you two reps. One for source. One for lolracism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 I think you got this scenario off a scenario that goes something like this: You're about to be hanged' date=' and if you answer correctly you won't get hanged. That's the short and sweet. [b']You call the monkey "Mother", and then shoot it.[/b] Alternatively, you can call the monkey "Father", and not shoot it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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