Infinitus Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 c. Invite you in for tea. I'm too nice. I'd probably offer you anything in the fridge as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomix Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 D) I shut the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crimson King Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 B(reversed on you), C, and D for Disturbed because that's what I would turn on in order to complete the circle of perfect insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 D. funk you with the knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 C. But tea sucks. Gonna get a soda, pizza, and a crapload of video games for after whatever you plan to do with those items you brought... =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 C. But tea sucks. Not the way I drink it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 C. But tea sucks. Not the way I drink it. What kinda tea are we talking and how exactly do you drink it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 C. But tea sucks. Not the way I drink it. What kinda tea are we talking and how exactly do you drink it? It has blood in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 C. But tea sucks. Not the way I drink it. What kinda tea are we talking and how exactly do you drink it? It has blood in it. Cleverly disguised as Strawberry Camomile tea....how devious. Should've seen that coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 I don't open the door for people holding Knives/whips/the like. I also run faster than people carrying knives and whips. I'm unconcerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 D. Take the machine gun that was conveniently in my hand and fully loaded. I would shoot you in the shoulders and kneecaps, paralyzing you so that you will be raped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 D. Take the machine gun that was conveniently in my hand and fully loaded. I would shoot you in the shoulders and kneecaps' date=' paralyzing you so that you will be raped.[/quote'] I thought you were supposed to be the NORMAL and MODEST one, dude... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 I know. I wanted to one-up her just because I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 I know. I wanted to one-up her just because I can. One-up Larxene? Oh, this is gonna be FUN to watch! (pulls out the lawnchair and popcorn) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Looks like I need to post this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Assault_Weapons_Ban Machine gun = 25 years in prison. You all have fun with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 C and B :) Did I said C and BThis is my reason I would have tea with blood in the tea too:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Looks like I need to post this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Assault_Weapons_Ban Machine gun = 25 years in prison. You all have fun with that. 25 years? Eh, at least it's not life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Looks like I need to post this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Assault_Weapons_Ban Machine gun = 25 years in prison. You all have fun with that. 25 years? Eh' date=' at least it's not life.[/quote'] + Handicapping a person + RAPE. I could only imagine how much more time that would be. B-tches are NEVER worth that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 A. But that was all acting, when she comes in she gets a Magnum 45 pointed at her forehead, and me wearing full body armour and bulletproof vests holding it. I then pull the trigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slash Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 B and C.Cause that's how I like it ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 B and C.Cause that's how I like it ;D Seriously? When the words "Knife" and "whip" come into it, that doesn't make you the slightest bit concerned that you're going to be beaten and stabbed while you're at it? People need to start thinking rationally before they 1, post, and 2, develop opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tefached Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 I would accept what is about to happen and sit down for some tea... might as well accept my fate and take it like a true gentleman. With tea and two sugars please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 I would accept what is about to happen and sit down for some tea... might as well accept my fate and take it like a true gentleman. With tea and two sugars please. So you're not going to try and NOT be stabbed to death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tefached Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 I would accept what is about to happen and sit down for some tea... might as well accept my fate and take it like a true gentleman. With tea and two sugars please. So you're not going to try and NOT be stabbed to death? if it means i get a nice cup of tea first then so be it. At least ill go down with tea. good ol' tea. and depending if its hot enough, why cant i use it to burn my attackers face, blinding them with the tea, then take the knife and kill them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 I would accept what is about to happen and sit down for some tea... might as well accept my fate and take it like a true gentleman. With tea and two sugars please. So you're not going to try and NOT be stabbed to death? if it means i get a nice cup of tea first then so be it. At least ill go down with tea. good ol' tea. and depending if its hot enough' date=' why cant i use it to burn my attackers face, blinding them with the tea, then take the knife and kill them.[/quote'] this is a serious thread. If that's the case, there won't be the possibility of easy ways out. If you're assaulted in such a manner, even if you're raped, ITS NOT GOING TO FEEL GOOD when you have stab wounds gushing out blood. On top of that, the bindings are going to be uncomfortable, the choking is going to be horrific, the whipping is going to be just awful. There IS NO pleasure for the victim in this scenario. This thread is funking stupid, all it's doing is enticing over-driven teenage boys with the idea that maybe perhaps a woman would be willing to involve herself with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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