Larxene Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 So if I came to your house with knives, a whip, various objects often associated with torture, and a spork, what would you do? A. Run away screaming. B. Accept the fact that you're about to be raped. C. Invite me in for tea. D. Other I didn't feel like adding a poll. And yes, I swear this is a serious thread. Would I lie to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 c. im too nice =3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Stoner-™ Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 D. Depends, I might rape you. XP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro no Keiyakushu Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 D. Other Touch my body and I'll byotch slap you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 D. Depends' date=' I might rape you. XP[/size'] That's not one of the four options. And no, it can't fall into the "Other" category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Stoner-™ Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Damnit. It's not rape if i'm willing. XP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 D. I would be happy. The last time you came at me with a spork I was raped. :DEDIT: Didn't see B. So B. =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marly Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 D. Gather up my own instruments of torture and go along with you for a night of death and raep. =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antist0opid Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 c. as long as there is no raping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 So if I came to your house with knives (Ouch)' date=' a whip [i'](Ooooo)[/i], various objects often associated with torture (Yeah, this pretty much killed all appeal the whip got you.), and a spork (Shiny! Question: Is it the titanium spork?), what would you do? A. Run away screaming. Pfft, I elegantly dash. B. Accept the fact that you're about to be raped. As opposed to RAEP? C. Invite me in for tea. I choose this one. The tea is peppermint. D. Other Use Xirno and Sakuya as bait while I elegantly dash. I didn't feel like adding a poll. Lazy >_> And yes, I swear this is a serious thread. I hope you didn't swear on anything too important.... Would I lie to you? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 C. Tea sounds lovely ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikesharks2020 Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 D. Other Call the cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 D. Other Call the cops. Who says you'd have the time to even reach the phone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikesharks2020 Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 If I'm alone, I am pretty much white-knuckling the phone (I am paranoid). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 If I'm alone' date=' I am pretty much white-knuckling the phone (I am paranoid).[/quote'] You wouldn't be able to even dial the number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 C and B :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 D. School you at DDR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neiko Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 So if I came to your house with knives' date=' a whip, various objects often associated with torture, and a spork, what would you do?[/quote'] Ooh, sounds kinky. Can't we do B and C at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 So if I came to your house with knives' date=' a whip, various objects often associated with torture, and a spork, what would you do?[/quote'] Ooh, sounds kinky. Can't we do B and C at the same time? Of course. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 C and D. We would have a lovely time drinking tea and talking about Touhou and such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 D. Laugh at your misguided attempts to be intimidating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 #3 i don't wanna be vulnerable to rape thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Hmm... Either B or C.B, hey, sounds fun.C, maybe I want tea once in a blue moon ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 C. I'm not afraid of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Accept the rape, and enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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