Willieh Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Ask me an awkward question. I will answer it honestly. Normal questions are not allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 have you ever thought about you and tea leaf in a bad way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Requiem Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 What will you think when you woke up in your parents bed with them naked next to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 have you ever thought about you and tea leaf in a bad way? Nope. The only girls on the internet that have ever really caught my interest are Boxxy' date=' Bubzbeauty, and another girl WHO WILL REMAIN ANONYMOUS. ^ ^[hr']What will you think when you woke up in your parents bed with them naked next to you? "Dayum, dis is raunchy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 who is this other girl? honesty its in the fine print Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 who is this other girl? honesty its in the fine print Har-har. =PA girl named Drea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 who is this other girl? honesty its in the fine print Har-har. =PA girl named Marilyn Sakova. Fixed for great justice. Do you own hand cuffs? Do you like to "Choke the b-tch?" Do you like being cuffed/tied down? Do you like being Choked? How much control do you keep on the b-tches head when she is performing fellatio? Does the saying "White is right" apply to your sexual taste? How about "Black is whack?" Do you prefer em topped heavy or with more cushion for the pushin'? >7, 6-7, or <6 ? (you don't have to answer that one :P ) Sex is better sober or drunk? She tries to finger your rectum; do you stop her? Did you know that dolphins liek it in the butt too? The guy you hooked up with last night has given you some awful disease (your pick); What Now? Will you be able to live with that disease? Did you laugh while reading through these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 [spoiler=Wiener]who is this other girl? honesty its in the fine print Har-har. =PA girl named Marilyn Sakova. Fixed for great justice. Do you own hand cuffs?No' date=' but I wish I did.[/b'] Do you like to "Choke the b-tch?"No XD Do you like being cuffed/tied down?No... Do you like being Choked?No O_o How much control do you keep on the b-tches head when she is performing fellatio?LOTS AND LOTS. Does the saying "White is right" apply to your sexual taste?Nope. How about "Black is whack?"Yep. Do you prefer em topped heavy or with more cushion for the pushin'?NO. XD >7, 6-7, or <6 ? (you don't have to answer that one :P )Will it make me look gay if I pick the wrong one? :3 Sex is better sober or drunk?Nobody likes a flacid drunk. =o She tries to finger your rectum; do you stop her?O_o... Yes.... Did you know that dolphins liek it in the butt too?:O THEY DO??? The guy you hooked up with last night has given you some awful disease (your pick); What Now?Go to the doctor and have my gonorrhea cleared up. Will you be able to live with that disease?literally, yes Did you laugh while reading through these?A little bit. ^ ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Do you only want awkward questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Do you only want awkward questions? Lol, feel free to ask any question you want. =|EDIT: Asside from anything personal such as address, phone number, etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Fine, you asked for it: This time I only went through it to spell check it. Rest is copy paste so if a question seems unanswerable (about a movie that no one has ever seen, concerning any sort of "survey"), straight up skip it. [spoiler=Even more Questions than my last one. Good luck.] 4401. Do online relationships actually work? 4402. Did you know who Nora Jones was before the grammys? 4403. In Maine school teachers are being told by the board of education that cannot criticize the possible upcomming war in front of students because those kids with military parents were getting upset by it in a few cases. What do you think of this? 4405. Should a convicted murderer have the same right to be on the organ donor waiting list as anyone else? 4406. Is there a difference between american rights and human rights? If so what is the difference? 4407. What is the only completely instrumental album ever to be labeled as having explicit lyrics? 4408. Who would you rather put in a box and mail to abu dabbi, Tipper Gore or Hilary Clinton? 4409. What are your top three favorite comic strips? 4410. Can you name anything that sucks more than Creed? 4411. Is eminem a genius? Why or why not? 4412. Where is abu dabbi anyway? 4413. Where do you think woman are the most free from social pressure to please men, the US, Egypt or Japan and why? 4414. Is there a difference between crisps and crackers? 4415. If you were going to download three movies that you wouldn't have paid for but you'll watch since they're free what would you download? 4416. If you had a ferret what would you name it? 4417. What do you think of peta? 4418. If you started your own music awards show what would be the three most prestigious awards you gave out and who would win them this year? What would your show be looking for in an artist? 4419. Is there a difference between a musical artist and an entertainer? 4420. How would you rank the following people, artist or entertainer? Wierd Al: Britney Spears: David Bowie: Eminem: Moby: Marilyn Manson: Tiny Tim: The Monkeys: The Sex Pistols: 4421. Why does Polly Pocket no oonger fit into your pocket? 4422. Would you eat a cereal called Mud & Bugs? Yes, there is such a cereal. 4423. If you were a mythical creature which one would you be? 4424. What do you think of the new pregnant barbie (called happy family barbie)? 4425. What is one thing you know is a lie? 4426. How is your soul today? 4427. Are you into sci fi? 4428. What's a 'poppet'? 4429. How's the name Shane? 4430. What is expected of your gender that you don't quite live up to? 4431. Koolaid. ifr it'll dye your heair, try to imagine what it does to your stomach: Do people still dye their hair with koolaid? 4432. If you build it, they will come. What is it? who are they? 4433. What would you never do to get attention? 4434. Should we try to control nature? 4435. Who is the most powerful villain in the universe? 4436. Invent a superhero to deal with that villain? 4437. Who are you desperately missing? 4438. What gives you a feeling of perfection and peace? 4439. Are you already whole and complete or does something make you whole and complete? What? 4440. Do you prefer the word mankind or humankind? 4441. Do you look good in yellow? 4442. What do you want to win? 4443. What gives someone power? Who has power over you? Who do you have power over? 4444. What question do you really want to know the answer to: in general? about yourself? 4445. The lamest Disney movie ever was: 4446. One thing you thought you would never miss but do is: 4447. In what ways are you a rold model? In what ways are you a bad example? 4448. How is your blood pressure? 4449. What was our last horrble nightmare about? 4450. Hey you. What do you say? 4451. What is your favorite waste of time (BESIDES this survey)? 4452. How would you like to die? 4453. What are three words used in your area/dialect that many other areas/dialects wouldn't be familiar with? 4454. What are the ages of the oldest and youngest person you've ever had sex with? 4455. What is the wierdest place you have ever woken up? Did you remember how you got there? 4456. How do you feel when your partner is talking to an ex? 4457. Is there an unrequited (unreturned) love in your life? 4458. What is the most expensive gift you have ever given? received? 4459. List three traits that might help you to fall madly in love: 4460. Do children like you? 4461. If you found your child's diary would you read it? What if you found the diary of one of your parents? 4462. Have you ever stalked or killed a wild animal? 4463. True or Fales. You are moody in the morning: woman first: baby corn freaks you out: Life is fair: 4464. Name something you are now prepared to reveal about yourself that you weren't ready to talk about in the past? 4465. Name a talent someone has of which you are jealous: 4466. What would you think if you met yourself at a aprty? 4467. What would you most likely complain about in a Hotel? 4468. Agree or disagree. men need to be treated like children: it is possible to be in love with more than one person at the same time: you often feel pressured by others: couples should live together before marriage: 4469. If you owned a restraunt what kind of cuisine would you serve? 4470. Three words that describe your ideal day in bed are: 4471. If you had a ticket for a month is paradise where would you go? 4472. All men like to hear: All woman like to hear: 4473. If you are a woman what is your most masculine or macho trait or ability? If you are a man what is your most feminine trait or ability? 4474. How would you feel attending the wedding of an ex? 4475. Fiction or nonfiction. You can lie with a straight face: You pee in the shower: you prefer honesty even when it hurts: uncapped toothpaste causes problems: 4476. What is the longest lust can last? 4477. What would you like to experiance while blindfolded? 4478. The most horrifying couple you know is: 4479. Name three things you have experianced that would shock your parents: 4480. The oddest thing you have ever put in your mouth is: 4481. Lie or truth. love is a battlefield: you watch too much tv: woman enjoy sex as much as men do: you are often tired: 4482. What is the craziest thing you've done for attention? 4483. Do you believe in using the silent treatment? 4484. Your most embaressing thought: 4485. Your most prejudiced thought: 4486. A shameful moment for you: 4487. The biggest gamble of your life: 4488. What is your greatest weakness as a friend? 4489. Yes or No. complaining is a release: James Bond movies are sexy: You feel better when you have a tan: You sometimes eat your boogers: If yes, that's okay. 4490. Do you sometimes enjoy being mean? 4491. Are you high maintenance? 4492. Would you rather assume the role of sexual student or teacher? 4493. How many lovers do you consider to be too many? 4494. What fortune would you want to find in a fortune cookie? 4495. Nothing says lovin' like: 4496. Have you seen Bowling for Columbine? If yes what'd you think of it? 4497. Do you overuse the word genius? 4498. Are you proud of the history of your people? Why or why not? 4499. Do you think about world destruction? 4500. What object could completely symbolize maleness? How about femaleness? 4501. Who do you feel on shaky grounds with? 4502. How would you rate Stephen King as a writer? 4503. What movie are you looking forward to? 4504. Hulk Hogan with or without the bandana? 4505. Do you more often tell people what you feel or what you think? 4506. Have you been to see an opera? 4507. What do you wish that you knew with more certainty? 4508. Does your heart break and break and live by breaking? 4509. Can you tell the difference between what you think and what you feel or do you often get them confused? 4510. Have you read The Painted Veil? If not, you should. 4511. You are shopping in the Mad Mall for things to add to your room. What 5 things, given $1000 bonus budget on top of what you would spend, will you buy? 4512. Of the following things, which would you most like to have more of? drink, dreams, bed, drugs, lust, lies, hate, love, fear, fun, pain, flesh, stars, smiles, fame, sex 4513. Your preference. Barack Obama or Sarah Palin? 4514. Who'd win in a fight, Morrissey or Robert Smith? 4515. Earth girls are: 4516. One of your friends tells you they are going to train to become a cop. your reaction? 4517. Would you ever consider working for the government? 4518. What are the best and wort television channels? 4519. If you had a magical pencil and everything you drew became real what would you draw? 4520. Your boots were made for: 4521. What movie would you like to see a mystery science theater episode about (even if it isn't a sci fi movie, just one that needs making fun of)? 4522. What's the buzz? 4523. The last person you would want to be stranded on a desert island with is: 4524. Your partner takes an aeroplane trip. the plane disappears and is never found. How long do you wait for them to return before you begin looking for a new partner? 4525. Some animals that mate for life can literally die of grief if their mate is captured or dies. How many humans would do that do you think? 4526. What would you like to touch? 4527. Does anything you own glow in the dark? 4528. Would you rather ride a dragon or a unicorn? 4529. Do things just always go right for you? 4530. What's the best nick-toon? 4531. Can you make a balloon animal? 4532. Would you undress at a nude beach? 4533. Wherever there's a secret recipe, there is someone who wants to steal it. True or false? 4534. What is today but yesterday's tomorrow? 4535. Are you more like spongebob who does nothing right but still everything good happens to or like squidworth who tries to do things right and ends up having nothing good happen to him? 4536. How many glasses of water do you drink each day? 4537. What is the difference between intellectualism and pretentiousness? 4538. What do you like in a poem, accessibility, crypticness or somethin in between? 4539. What do you think of Robert Frost? Is his writing difficult to understand? 4540. Has learning to spell become obsolete? 4541. Who do you find yourself in constant conflict with? Why the conflict? 4542. What is the difference between literature and hallmark cards? 4543. How many contemporary poets can you name? 4544. What subjects do you refuse to talk about? Why are you hiding from them? 4545. Are you every parent's wet dream? 4546. Everyone starts in the garden of Eden but no one can stay there. Why not? 4547. Would you want to join a club that would have you as a member? 4548. Greatest Pre-Millenia film: 4549: Greatest film three hours or longer: 4550. No means.. 4551. When you are exposed to the artwork (poetry, painting etc) of a friend, family member or acquaintance how likely are you to criticize it? 4552. Do you mentally reject people? Before speaking to them? 4553. Are we already living out 1984? 4554. Sing, now! What did you sing? Can you sing? Are you the next American idol? 4555. Do you like the feeling of a ball point pen being used to draw pictures on your palm? 4556. Have you ever been airbrushed? 4557. Are you an elitist? What are you elitist about? 4558. Are you arrogant? About what? 4558. Use the two following words in a sentence: Ghandi, ford: 4559. Are you treacherous? 4560. Nam the ten bands you are the biggest fan of: Name the ten bands who are your biggest fans: 4561. Are you jolly? 4562. What does the world stop for? 4563. Would you like to reupholster your furniture in camouflage? 4564. Would you rather have your own personal life on the Isle of Rhodes or a new car? 4565. What were you born holding? 4566. Big nose, is it ugly or does it give the face character? 4567. Name three things you would NOT do, even for one million dollars (tax free): 1 2 3 4568. Who has rejected you? Who have you rejected? 4569. Natural body odor or perfumes and colognes? 4570. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? 4571. Who frolics in the autumn mist in a land called honalee? 4572. Is anything nastier as a snack than fruit roll ups? 4573. When you hear someone make a joke about something will you later make the same joke to someone else as if you had just thought it up? What if someone just says something intelligent, would you use what they said later as if you had made it up? 4574. What's on your pajamas? 4575. Are people nicer in new york or California? 4576. Ever think about moving to Alaska to live as a hermit? 4577. You are interested in a potential mate who is already attatched. Do you encourage him or her to leave their current catch or try to find someone all alone? 4578. Do you play in the snow? 4579. Do you save a snowball in your freezer to hit someone with in the summer time? 4580. What bible story would you like to see acted out by animated vegetables? What vegetable would play jesus? 4581. Will you be ready for the next alien attack? 4582. You can't make this easy can you? 4583. What is a small thing that people let slide but that actually has dire consequences? 4584. Are you the open window maniac? 4585. Have you ever been a hall monitor? What exactly do hall monitors do anyway? 4586. Would you rather wear an army uniform or a cow costume for Halloween? 4587. When was the last time you played tag, musical chairs, hide and seek etc? 4588. Can you leap frog? 4589. What was the lost strong and clear emotion yo felt? 4590. Are you more of a disco ball, a candle or a robot? 4591. Could any good come out of a nuclear holocaust? 4592. Are you an angel in disguise? 4593. Could you have fun with a jelly fish? for 12 hours? 4594. Who throws the wildest parties? 4595. Do you own an I <3 NY shirt? 4596. If you could make a channel that played only one show all day what show would it be? 4597. Are you a rock star, only no one knows it yet? 4598. have you ever been stung by anything? What? 4599. Who's autograph have you gotten in the last year? 4600. Are you enjoying this? 4601. What do you think of rappers who talk about raping and killing their mother? 4602. Are you art? 4603. Do you think that most writers musicians and artists make art or lve art? What would you prefer them do? 4604. Iraq is destroying it's missiles and the white house is still not happy. Why not? 4605. Do you find Americans to be a very sterile and emotionless people? 4606. What do we talk about when we talk about love? 4607. Would you write a ong about how horrible your mom is in order to sell more records? Why would anyone want to hear that anyway? 4608. Do you think that eminem is genuine or doing it all for show (even his mom says it's all for show)? 4609. Should juveniles be tried as adults if they commit murder? 4610. Should there be laws to restrict breeding? Should the laws include getting a high score on an iq test? Should the laws include proving that you can/will be able to provide care and support for the child?/ Should the laws include a background check to determine whether you will be a fit parent? 4611. Would you/have you ever committed statutory rape (had sex with someone 17 or younger while you were 18 or older)? 4612. Do you believe that Mcdonald's should be held responsible for it's customer's obesity? 4613. Did you know that 1/2 of American adults read at an 8th grade level or below (I just saw it on fox news)? What do you think of this? 4614. Do you drink tea with honey? 4615. Do bees and wasps terrify you? 4616. How do you decide what to say and do when someone puts the spotlight on you? 4617. Are you more muddy or clean?? 4618. If consciousness could speak what would it say? 4619. Is Leslie a good name for a man? 4620. Why do men feel they have the right to look woman up and down? 4621. Are you pristine? 4621. Do you want to blind people with your wet-look lip gloss? Guys, do you like to be blinded by super shiny wet-look lip gloss? 4622. How many years is too big of an age difference for a couple? 4623. What would the worst name be to have? 4624. China and France are both opposed to war with Iraq. What do you think of this? 4625. What do you think about Canada? 4626. What country is the most generous about foreign aid? What country is the least generous? 4627. Who's the sexiest actor/actress? 4628. Are you a humanitarian? 4629. Have you ever seen the Tommy and Pamela Anderson honeymoon sex video? Do you think it was meant to be private or a publicity stunt? 4630. Are you a cat expert? 4631. Your most necessary accessory? 4632. What's your idea of fun? 4633. At what age will you panic about feeling old? 4634. It's you and ___ against the world. 4635. Are you the keymaster or the gatekeeper? 4636. When is the end of the world going to be? 4637. Write your own theme song now: 4638. Do you yell at the TV when the news disturbs you? 4639. Is society too sick to survive? 4640. Have you ever been involved in a ritual? 4641. What the hell do YOU want????? 4642. Have you heard of the performance "Springtime for Hitler?" Would you be interested in watching it? 4643. Green Day's best album is: why? 4644. Fast food of choice is for you: 4645. What song is in your head RIGHT NOW!!!?? 4646. Is this a magic monet? Of course it is. 4647. A theme song you hate is: 4648. What words can you come up with by anagraming your name? 4649. Are you a magician? 4650. What kind of waffles suit you best? 4651. It's the olden days and your father is going to drive all the way from the big city. He wants to bring something back for you. What do you ask him for? 4652. Have you ever watched Little House on the Prairie? 4653. How did Columbus discover America when people were already living here? Didn't They discover it? 4654. How far can you spit? 4655. What drinks do you know how to mix? 4656. What does the perfect engagement ring look like? 4657. How do you feel about arranged marriages? 4658. Do you talk to angels? 4659. What are you worried bout? 4660. How often do you touch people in conversations? 4661. Do you read in bed? 4662. How many sick days in a row do you take off from school or work? 4663. There are three nursery schools. Nursery school one has children sit together around tables. It emphasizes group play. It has building blocks that are very large, so large that it takes two or more children to lift them, in order to teach working together. It is moderately decorated and encourages the imagination by providing less materials for the children. There is one teacher per classroom and the teacher likes to allow the children to work out their own problems. Nursery school two has many materials for the children and is brightly colored and decorated. There are two teachers per class and the teachers actively intervene between the children. There are different stations (painting, blocks, etc) and the children are encouraged to make choices about what they like to do and don't like to do. Nursery school three emphasizes scheduled activities. The children sit in rows and must work alone, relying on themselves. Everything is very organized and structured. The children wear bright clothing, and are taught to memorize stories and songs. If the parents both work, this school offers whole care, which means the child can stay overnight a few days a week. Which school would you send your (possibly hypothetical) children to? 4664. Each of those nursery schools is in a different country. Which one is in the United States? Which one is in Japan? What country is the last nursery school in? 4665. What hour is your most creative time of day? 4666. Does sleeping feel more satisfying when all of your work is done or when there's something else you should be doing? 4667. Here's a dollar. Put three songs on the juke box. 4668. Do you refer to teenagers as 'kids' yet? 4669. What is one thing you thought was the end of the world when you were a teenager (or if you are a teenager name something you thought was the end of the world 5 years ago)? What do you think of this thing now? 4670. Are Americans uptight about sex? Are you? 4671. What boardgames are in your closet? 4672. What movie quote sticks out in your mind (don't tell what movie it's from, let us guess)? 4673. What is the weirdest song you've Ever found yourself enjoying? 4674. Look in your history book. Who would you funk? 4675. A man in the reserves is being called off to war. He wants to defend his country but he finds that his 1 year old child needs a heart transplant. In his shoes would you stay and care for your child or go and defend your country? 4676. Is Wall-e likely to become an accurate prediction: a good movie: 4677. What is your salvation? What will it take you to achieve it? 4678. Is alcohol the water of life? 4679. Name a friend of the opposite sex: He or she tells you that he or she has always had a crush on you. Your reaction: 4680. Name one of your same sex friends: He or she tells you that he or she is gay. Your reaction: Then he or she tells you he or she has always had a crush on you. Your reaction: 4681. What was the difference between your reaction to the same sex and the different sex friend? Why the difference of reactions? 4682. Where could you go that would be so incredible you would no longer be able to come back to the life you live here and now? 4683. What is the main problem you have with yourself? 4684. When did you wish you could disappear? 4685. Why is it that we call poor-average people crazy and rich people eccentric? 4686. Is rain on your wedding day a good example of irony? Can you think of a good example of irony? 4687. What have you recently changed your mind about? 4688. What is one thing you won't allow yourself to have? 4689. What would you say if Brad Pitt married Rosie O'Donnell? What about if Catherine Zeta Jones married Drew Carrey? 4690. Name something that there is no wrong way to do: 4691. If you and your partner could choose which of you would carry the baby (yes even the male would be able to carry it) who would your vote be for? 4692. If men could get pregnent would abortion become much more acceptable do you think? 4693. When and where have you felt most comfortable being nude? 4694. What subject do you know the most about? Tell us something interesting about it. 4695. What is the longest time you have gone between orgasms? 4696. What is the least amount of money you would have to have in order to consider yourself rich? 4697. What words have others used to describe you? 4698. What is the most extreme thing you would do/have done to alter your appearance? Why did you/would you do it? 4699. What is the least amount of money you would accept to never have sex again? 4700. What has been the hardest secret to keep? 4701. What is your reaction to beggers and homeless on the streets? Are they lazy? Why? 4702. Does pure altruism exist? Why or why not? 4703. Is 'You like me and I like it all' an attitude you might have? 4704. Finish the words. Ch: An: Ge: So: Ne: Bo: Wi: E: 4705. What's your favorite science fiction movie? Make it a double feature. What's your second favorite? 4706. If you had a remote control for people who would you set on mute? 4707. When have you felt like you were living in the twilight zone? 4708. Do you have penis envy? Do you have vagina envy? 4709. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it? 4710. A child is born in Boston, Mass., to parents who were both born in Boston, Mass. The child is not a U.S. citizen. How is this possible? 4711. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth? 4712. If you had to choose between being 3ft. tall or 9ft. tall which would you be? 4711. If you could know the answer to any 3 questions, what would they be?: 4712. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the body or the mind of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want? 4713. Would it disturb you much if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the woods and left to rot? Why? 4714. Would you like to know the precise date of your future death? 4715. Would you be willing to give up all television for the next 5 years if it meant 1,000 starving children in Indonesia would eat and get medical care? 4716. Name a close friend of the opposite sex:Imagine they are from another country, visiting yours. Their visa is almost expired and if they get sent back to their country they may never get another visa to leave again. Would you marry them if after two years you could divorce them and they would be allowed to stay in your country? 4717. Do you always call/email in when you take a day off from schol or work? 4718. A fatalist believes that the future is mapped out in a pattern. A causalist believes that every event is tied to a previous event. Neither believes in free will. An indeterminist believes in total free will. Which are you? 4719. Would you rather have a masters degree in economics or creative writing? 4718. Do you feel the need to defend the honor of your family and demand respect? 4719. What do you think about that no one else thinks about? 4720. Which of the following best describes you: A laid back person who enjoys watching sports and playing with computers. An apathetic person who is open minded and passionate about music. A feisty person who lacks an attention span. Avant garde and over confident. 4721. Why are so many letters silent in French? 4722. For all the freedoms that people in the United States enjoy what are some of the ways that these people oppress themselves willingly and why? 4723. What, besides genetics and besides your environment and experiences, makes you what/who you are? 4724. What bands do your parents listen to that you: hate? like? 4725. What do you find: impressive: unimpressive: 4726. How easily do you understand Shakespeare? 4728. Translate into regular English: 'Romeo Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?' 4729. What's your favorite girl scout cookie? Is it made from real girl scouts? 4730. How do you open your car door when it freezes shut? 4731. Why is it that 95 percent of the letters in french words are not pronounced? 4732. What are you Dreading? 4733. When will your ship come in? 4734. Do you create your art for free? 4735. The Pope's recent message to George Bush is 'Go into Iraq and you go without God'. What do you think of this quote? 4736. Have/would you ever taken a botany (plants) course? 4737. Are you using your own computer or someone else's to take this survey? 4742. Is it true what they say about Star Trek movies, that only evey other one is worth seeing? 4743. Someone once said, 'Every possible outcome of something takes place in a parallel universe. So there is free will, but your choices only determine which of those parallel universes you live in.' Your reaction? 4744. Why do you think a man 25 or above might date a teenager? Why do you think a woman 25 or above might date a teenager? Any moral objections? 4745. Is there a difference between what is legal and what is ethical? Should there be? 4746. Point out something obvious: Point out something that isn't obvious at all: 4747. How do you stay so thin? 4748. When looking at a clear night sky what constellations can you locate? 4749. What movie has the worst ending ever? The best ending ever? 4750. Are you feelin' groovy? 4751. Oh the tangled web we weave when: 4752. Do you own anything velevet? If yes, when you wear it can you keep from touching it? 4753. Who have you been friends with the longest? How long have you two been friends? 4754. Who do you feel like you are in competition with? 4755. Is American culture more like Mexican culture or more like Japanese culture and why do you think so? 4756. What subject are you so familiar with that you could you write an FAQ (frequently asked questions) list about it? What would one question on that list be? What is the answer to that question? 4757. 'Don't use the rules. They're not for you - they're for the fools and you're a fool if you don't know that. So use the rules you stupid fool' How do you feel about these Clash lyrics? 4758. Are you for or against: Unconditional Religious tolerance? World Peace Under One Government? Total Freedom? Feminism? Love For all Creatures and People? Organized Religion? The Freedom to be Homophobic? The War on Terror? The Green Party? 4759. Have you read any of Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty books? If yes, what did you think of them? 4760. Can you do any voices or impressions and if yes, what ones? 4761. Guys, is it true that gentlemen prefer blondes? Girls, do blondes really have more fun? 4762. Do you enjoy sneaking up on people? 4763. Do you often break plans? 4764. "Angry" and "hungry" are two words that end in "gry". There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it? 4765. Does anyone smoke in your home? If yes, does that bother you? 4766. Have you ever actually seen a pink elephant? 4767. The answer to 4764 is "language". Did you get it? Get it now, then? 4768. What was the most embarrassing or crazy thing you ever dreamed? 4769. Are you depraved (marked by corruption or evil; perverted)? 4770. Who or what comes to mind when you hear the words: the dangerous objects factory? the dude who says dude? the man in black? the catastrophe involving food? the duct tape incident? 4771. In blackjack, do you often double down? 4772. Who's the big winner? 4773. Who do you care more about, your close friend in elementary school that you lost touh with or your first lover? 4774. What's your favorite part of a cat? 4775. What was on the last cd you burned? 4776. If you wanted to learn a new language would you consider buying a Disney movie in that language to pick up pronunciation? What Disney movie? 4777. Is there a modern plague? What? 4778. Are your baths and showers so hot that your skin gets red? 4779. When you dry your body after a shower do you dry your parts in the same order each time, almost automatically, or do you dry your prts in a random order each time, thinking about it while you're doing it? 4780. Do you feel like those who are speak a language around you that you can't understand are making fun of you? 4781. If you were blindfolded and your love/partner was placed in a line of fifty people could you pick him or her out only by: touching the face of each person? feeling one elbow of each person? smelling the breath of each person? licking the neck of each person? listening to the breathing of each person? psychically sensing each person? 4782. Close your eyes and turn your head towards the room you are in. Open your eyes. Describe the first object you see without telling what it is: 4783. What three questions will you never say NO to? 4784. Would you like to see an American in Paris? 4785. Are you more of a couch or a scratching post? Is there a difference? 4786. What is more important, imagination or knowledge? 4787. Would you consider modern life to be rubbish? 4788. What's the most sinful food? 4789. Name one thing about yourself that you are excessively proud of: 4790. If you went to Hell (imagining there is one) rank these punishments in order of the one you would most prefer to the one you would least prefer. being broken on the wheel: being put in freezing water: being force fed rats and snakes: being smothered by brimstone and fire: being dismembered alive: being boiled in oil: being thrown into snake pits: In my mind hell is not like this. It's just a place where all the interesting people go to drink, talk and tan. 4791. What other windows or websites do you have open on your computer right now? 4792. What kind of student were you in kindergarten? 4793. What misjudgement do many people make about you? 4794. If you had been named according to your personality what would your name be? 4795. What is made for kids but you love it anyway? 4796. Do you believe that China should cease to occupy Tibet? 4797. What is your opinion about the north American free trade agreement? If you don't know go here: http://forums.transnationale.org/viewtopic.php?p=502 4798. Dedicate a song to someone now. What song? To who? What line from that song most makes you think about this person? 4799. Can you live completely in the moment giving no thought to past or future? 4800. Can you honestly say that nothing bothers you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Fine' date=' you asked for it: This time I only went through it to spell check it. Rest is copy paste so if a question seems unanswerable (about a movie that no one has ever seen, concerning any sort of "survey"), straight up skip it. [spoiler=Even more Questions than my last one. Good luck.'] 4401. Do online relationships actually work?Depends on the people. 4402. Did you know who Nora Jones was before the grammys?I don't know who she is right now. 4403. In Maine school teachers are being told by the board of education that cannot criticize the possible upcomming war in front of students because those kids with military parents were getting upset by it in a few cases. What do you think of this?Bias doesn't belong in school. 4405. Should a convicted murderer have the same right to be on the organ donor waiting list as anyone else?Umm... As long as his organs don't attempt to murder their host. 4406. Is there a difference between american rights and human rights? If so what is the difference?Yes. American rights are the ones the government tells you that you can have, while human rights are the ones that you should have regardless of your government. 4407. What is the only completely instrumental album ever to be labeled as having explicit lyrics?I want to funk you in the ass, by Bach? 4408. Who would you rather put in a box and mail to abu dabbi, Tipper Gore or Hilary Clinton?Umm... Hilary Clinton, why not... 4409. What are your top three favorite comic strips?Garfield, Peanuts, and Dilbert. 4410. Can you name anything that sucks more than Creed?A vacuum cleaner. 4411. Is eminem a genius?No. Why or why not?Because he's never contributed anything to society very important. 4412. Where is abu dabbi anyway?funk if I know. 4413. Where do you think woman are the most free from social pressure to please men, the US, Egypt or Japan and why?I'll go ahead and say the US, considering how many open dikes we have. 4414. Is there a difference between crisps and crackers?Crisps are crispy! ^ ^ 4415. If you were going to download three movies that you wouldn't have paid for but you'll watch since they're free what would you download?Spirited Away, My Neighbor Totoro, Bowling for Columbine. 4416. If you had a ferret what would you name it?Sir Ferrington the Eigth. 4417. What do you think of peta?Gay. 4418. If you started your own music awards show what would be the three most prestigious awards you gave out and who would win them this year?Most un-suck-ish song, Pretty good song, SWEET JEBUS THIS SONG IS GREAT! What would your show be looking for in an artist?Talent. 4419. Is there a difference between a musical artist and an entertainer?Yes. =\ 4420. How would you rank the following people, artist or entertainer? Wierd Al:1 Britney Spears: David Bowie:2 Eminem:6 Moby:7 Marilyn Manson:3 Tiny Tim:5 The Monkeys:4 The Sex Pistols:8 4421. Why does Polly Pocket no oonger fit into your pocket?Cuz she's a jabroni. 4422. Would you eat a cereal called Mud & Bugs?Sure. =] Yes, there is such a cereal. 4423. If you were a mythical creature which one would you be?God. 4424. What do you think of the new pregnant barbie (called happy family barbie)?I think she should come with an abortion clinic. 4425. What is one thing you know is a lie?If you sin you'll go to hell. 4426. How is your soul today?I sold my soul to one of my friends for a slice of pizza back in 3rd grade. =\ Probably crumpled up in a drawer somewhere. 4427. Are you into sci fi?No. 4428. What's a 'poppet'?I... don't... know =| 4429. How's the name Shane?Tacky 4430. What is expected of your gender that you don't quite live up to?Short hair XD 4431. Koolaid. ifr it'll dye your heair, try to imagine what it does to your stomach:IT DYES YOUR STOMACH! Do people still dye their hair with koolaid?Probably somewhere. 4432. If you build it, they will come. What is it?Sexual gratification. who are they?Whoever the lucky girl happens to be. ;D 4433. What would you never do to get attention?Mutilate myself. 4434. Should we try to control nature?We couldn't if we tried. 4435. Who is the most powerful villain in the universe?Satan. 4436. Invent a superhero to deal with that villain?God. 4437. Who are you desperately missing?Julia... T_T 4438. What gives you a feeling of perfection and peace?Nothing. 4439. Are you already whole and complete or does something make you whole and complete?I'll never be whole and complete *cut* What?Huh? 4440. Do you prefer the word mankind or humankind?Mankind. DOWN WITH WOMEN RIGHTS 4441. Do you look good in yellow?Only if the yellow is an asian person's skin. 4442. What do you want to win?A prize. 4443. What gives someone power?Their magical gauntlet of strength. Who has power over you?A girl =\ Who do you have power over?Myself. 4444. What question do you really want to know the answer to:WHO WAS PHONE? in general?Hm? about yourself?Do I have a terminal illness? 4445. The lamest Disney movie ever was:Nemo. 4446. One thing you thought you would never miss but do is:My childhood. 4447. In what ways are you a rold model?I'm not a role model. In what ways are you a bad example?In every way. 4448. How is your blood pressure?Horrible 4449. What was our last horrble nightmare about?A cat in a hat that was swinging a bat. 4450. Hey you. What do you say?NI HAO KI-LAN! 4451. What is your favorite waste of time (BESIDES this survey)?Sleeping. 4452. How would you like to die?Nitrogen Asphyxiation. 4453. What are three words used in your area/dialect that many other areas/dialects wouldn't be familiar with?I try not to use words that most people aren't familiar with. I guess esoteric would be one word I use that people aren't usually familiar with. 4454. What are the ages of the oldest and youngest person you've ever had sex with?15 and 16 4455. What is the wierdest place you have ever woken up?An aquarium. Did you remember how you got there?Yes XD 4456. How do you feel when your partner is talking to an ex?=\ uncaring. 4457. Is there an unrequited (unreturned) love in your life?... yes... *cut* 4458. What is the most expensive gift you have ever given?My love received?A guitar 4459. List three traits that might help you to fall madly in love:Cuteness, Intelligence, interests and such similar to my own. 4460. Do children like you?Yes. 4461. If you found your child's diary would you read it?Probably not unless it had something like "BOYS I'VE funked" written on the cover. What if you found the diary of one of your parents?Yes XD 4462. Have you ever stalked or killed a wild animal?No. And I wouldn't 4463. True or Fales. You are moody in the morning:True woman first:True baby corn freaks you out:False Life is fair:False 4464. Name something you are now prepared to reveal about yourself that you weren't ready to talk about in the past?I'm an atheist. 4465. Name a talent someone has of which you are jealous:Extreme charm. 4466. What would you think if you met yourself at a aprty?I'd probably think I was a dick. 4467. What would you most likely complain about in a Hotel?Nothing because I'm too polite. 4468. Agree or disagree. men need to be treated like children:Disagree. it is possible to be in love with more than one person at the same time:Disagree you often feel pressured by others:Agree couples should live together before marriage:Agree 4469. If you owned a restraunt what kind of cuisine would you serve?Fattening and tasty. 4470. Three words that describe your ideal day in bed are:Asleep XD 4471. If you had a ticket for a month is paradise where would you go?To paradise... 4472. All men like to hear:YOUR PENIS IS WAY BIGGER THAN MY LAST BOYFRIENDS! All woman like to hear:I love you. 4473. If you are a woman what is your most masculine or macho trait or ability?Being a man. If you are a man what is your most feminine trait or ability?Empathy. 4474. How would you feel attending the wedding of an ex?I wouldn't go. 4475. Fiction or nonfiction. You can lie with a straight face:nonfiction You pee in the shower:bsometimes XD you prefer honesty even when it hurts:nonfiction uncapped toothpaste causes problems:nonfiction. 4476. What is the longest lust can last?Until it goes away. 4477. What would you like to experiance while blindfolded?... oral sex? 4478. The most horrifying couple you know is:I don't really know any couples XD 4479. Name three things you have experianced that would shock your parents:Sex, drugs, and that's it... 4480. The oddest thing you have ever put in your mouth is:A soldering iron 4481. Lie or truth. love is a battlefield:truth you watch too much tv:liewoman enjoy sex as much as men do:depends on their partner. you are often tired:truth 4482. What is the craziest thing you've done for attention?ONE TIME I ACCIDENTALLY A WHOLE BOTTLE. 4483. Do you believe in using the silent treatment?I never hold through with it. 4484. Your most embaressing thought:I don't get embarrassed by thoughts. 4485. Your most prejudiced thought:"I certainly hope that black person doesn't steal my bike while eating fried chicken and watermelon! 4486. A shameful moment for you:Punching my mom. 4487. The biggest gamble of your life:I don't gamble. 4488. What is your greatest weakness as a friend?Trust. 4489. Yes or No. complaining is a release:no James Bond movies are sexy:DEFINITELY You feel better when you have a tan:No. In fact, I hate having a tan. You sometimes eat your boogers:No. However, I used to. XD If yes, that's okay. 4490. Do you sometimes enjoy being mean?No. 4491. Are you high maintenance?No. 4492. Would you rather assume the role of sexual student or teacher?Student. 4493. How many lovers do you consider to be too many?2. 4494. What fortune would you want to find in a fortune cookie?Bad fortune. 4495. Nothing says lovin' like:MAKING ME A GODDAMN SANDWICH. *SLAP* 4496. Have you seen Bowling for Columbine?I think I mentioned this earlier XD If yes what'd you think of it? 4497. Do you overuse the word genius?I rarely use the word genius. 4498. Are you proud of the history of your people?I'm unbiased about the history of my people. Why or why not?Though I'm white, none of my people have ever owned slaves, however; they have faced various problems. 4499. Do you think about world destruction?Not really. 4500. What object could completely symbolize maleness?A fleshlight. How about femaleness?A dildo XD 4501. Who do you feel on shaky grounds with?My "best friend" 4502. How would you rate Stephen King as a writer?3/10 4503. What movie are you looking forward to?None 4504. Hulk Hogan with or without the bandana?Definitely with 4505. Do you more often tell people what you feel or what you think?yes 4506. Have you been to see an opera?no 4507. What do you wish that you knew with more certainty?If "she" liked me 4508. Does your heart break and break and live by breaking?Um... what? 4509. Can you tell the difference between what you think and what you feel or do you often get them confused?Yes. And no. 4510. Have you read The Painted Veil?Nope.If not, you should. 4511. You are shopping in the Mad Mall for things to add to your room. What 5 things, given $1000 bonus budget on top of what you would spend, will you buy?A hooker, A Blow up doll, A Noobs guide to hookers, More hookers, and a blacklight poster. 4512. Of the following things, which would you most like to have more of? drink, dreams, bed, drugs, lust, lies, hate, love, fear, fun, pain, flesh, stars, smiles, fame, [sex] 4513. Your preference. Barack Obama or Sarah Palin?Barack 4514. Who'd win in a fight, Morrissey or Robert Smith?ROBERT SMITH 4515. Earth girls are:Lame 4516. One of your friends tells you they are going to train to become a cop. your reaction?Lolqueer. 4517. Would you ever consider working for the government?I'm going to be a teacher in Japan. Does that count? 4518. What are the best and wort television channels?I hate all television. 4519. If you had a magical pencil and everything you drew became real what would you draw?A magical pencil that could draw things into animation. 4520. Your boots were made for:Walking, however they won't do that. 4521. What movie would you like to see a mystery science theater episode about (even if it isn't a sci fi movie, just one that needs making fun of)?Schindler's List. 4522. What's the buzz?THE BEES KNEES. 4523. The last person you would want to be stranded on a desert island with is:My best friend 4524. Your partner takes an aeroplane trip. the plane disappears and is never found. How long do you wait for them to return before you begin looking for a new partner?I would probably never get over it, assuming that the partner is "her" 4525. Some animals that mate for life can literally die of grief if their mate is captured or dies. How many humans would do that do you think?I would. I don't know about others. 4526. What would you like to touch?YOU. RIGHT THERE. 4527. Does anything you own glow in the dark?Nope. 4528. Would you rather ride a dragon or a unicorn?A Unicorn considering it might be less dangerous. 4529. Do things just always go right for you?Things never go right for me. 4530. What's the best nick-toon?The Angry Beavers! 4531. Can you make a balloon animal?I can make a balloon pop. 4532. Would you undress at a nude beach?Nope. 4533. Wherever there's a secret recipe, there is someone who wants to steal it. True or false?TRUE 4534. What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?Ummm... Well what is tomorrow but the day after tomorrow's yesterday? 4535. Are you more like spongebob who does nothing right but still everything good happens to or like squidworth who tries to do things right and ends up having nothing good happen to him?Squidward... 4536. How many glasses of water do you drink each day?Not many. 4537. What is the difference between intellectualism and pretentiousness?I don't feel like answering this. 4538. What do you like in a poem, accessibility, crypticness or somethin in between?SLANT RHYME. 4539. What do you think of Robert Frost?Blech. Is his writing difficult to understand?Blech. 4540. Has learning to spell become obsolete?Only for morons. 4541. Who do you find yourself in constant conflict with?God. Why the conflict?He's an jabroni. 4542. What is the difference between literature and hallmark cards?Hallmark cards are made for a profit. 4543. How many contemporary poets can you name?None. 4544. What subjects do you refuse to talk about?My personal issues. Why are you hiding from them?They're my sheet. 4545. Are you every parent's wet dream?No. AND I KNOW THAT'S A REFERENCE FROM THE BREAKFAST CLUB. GOD I LOVE THAT MOVIE. ^^ 4546. Everyone starts in the garden of Eden but no one can stay there. Why not?Because god's a prick. 4547. Would you want to join a club that would have you as a member?Depends on their cause. 4548. Greatest Pre-Millenia film:Breakfast Club. 4549: Greatest film three hours or longer:I... don't know? 4550. No means..Penis. 4551. When you are exposed to the artwork (poetry, painting etc) of a friend, family member or acquaintance how likely are you to criticize it?Not very likely. 4552. Do you mentally reject people?Yes. Before speaking to them?Very often. 4553. Are we already living out 1984?Sure, why not? 4554. Sing, now! What did you sing?I didn't sing because I'm not a conformist. Can you sing?Yes. Are you the next American idol?No. 4555. Do you like the feeling of a ball point pen being used to draw pictures on your palm?No. 4556. Have you ever been airbrushed?Yes. 4557. Are you an elitist?No.What are you elitist about?Nothing. 4558. Are you arrogant?No. In fact I hate most things about myself.About what? 4558. Use the two following words in a sentence: Ghandi, ford:Today, I was asked to use the words "Ghandi" and "Ford" in a sentence. 4559. Are you treacherous?Yes. 4560. Nam the ten bands you are the biggest fan of:blech. I don't feel like it. Name the ten bands who are your biggest fans:I don't have a fan-base, as amazing as that may seem 4561. Are you jolly?No. 4562. What does the world stop for?Nothing 4563. Would you like to reupholster your furniture in camouflage?I funking hate camouflage. XD 4564. Would you rather have your own personal life on the Isle of Rhodes or a new car?My own personal life on the Isle of Rhodes. 4565. What were you born holding?My penis. 4566. Big nose, is it ugly or does it give the face character?I have a pretty big nose. So I'll say character. 4567. Name three things you would NOT do, even for one million dollars (tax free): 1Kill an animal. =\ 2Emotionally hurt "her" 3Kill myself XD 4568. Who has rejected you?... Obvious answer. Who have you rejected?God/The holy spirit. 4569. Natural body odor or perfumes and colognes?I don't really pay attention to that. 4570. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?SPONGEBOB? 4571. Who frolics in the autumn mist in a land called honalee?Um... I don't know? 4572. Is anything nastier as a snack than fruit roll ups?Dog sheet. 4573. When you hear someone make a joke about something will you later make the same joke to someone else as if you had just thought it up?No. What if someone just says something intelligent, would you use what they said later as if you had made it up?Not usually. 4574. What's on your pajamas?I don't wear pajamas. 4575. Are people nicer in new york or California?California. 4576. Ever think about moving to Alaska to live as a hermit?No lol 4577. You are interested in a potential mate who is already attatched. Do you encourage him or her to leave their current catch or try to find someone all alone?What? 4578. Do you play in the snow?Yes ^ ^ 4579. Do you save a snowball in your freezer to hit someone with in the summer time?No... but I just might later. 4580. What bible story would you like to see acted out by animated vegetables?The one where the two daughters get their father drunk and have sex with him. (it's a real bible story, look it up) What vegetable would play jesus?Jesus wasn't in that story.=] 4581. Will you be ready for the next alien attack?The next alien attack? 4582. You can't make this easy can you?NO! T_T 4583. What is a small thing that people let slide but that actually has dire consequences?Cannibal...ism? 4584. Are you the open window maniac?No? 4585. Have you ever been a hall monitor?no. What exactly do hall monitors do anyway?I really don't know =\ 4586. Would you rather wear an army uniform or a cow costume for Halloween?Cow costume ^ ^ 4587. When was the last time you played tag, musical chairs, hide and seek etc?A few years ago. 4588. Can you leap frog?No. 4589. What was the lost strong and clear emotion yo felt?Love... 4590. Are you more of a disco ball, a candle or a robot?Disco... ball? 4591. Could any good come out of a nuclear holocaust?Not really... 4592. Are you an angel in disguise?If I am, I'm disguised very good. 4593. Could you have fun with a jelly fish? for 12 hours?YES 4594. Who throws the wildest parties?Satan 4595. Do you own an I <3 NY shirt?No XD 4596. If you could make a channel that played only one show all day what show would it be?South park? 4597. Are you a rock star, only no one knows it yet?Yes. 4598. have you ever been stung by anything?YesWhat?various things 4599. Who's autograph have you gotten in the last year?No ones 4600. Are you enjoying this?Not really XD 4601. What do you think of rappers who talk about raping and killing their mother?OH IT'S NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY. 4602. Are you art?Define "art" 4603. Do you think that most writers musicians and artists make art or lve art?Make..art What would you prefer them do?make art 4604. Iraq is destroying it's missiles and the white house is still not happy. Why not?Because the white house is filled with bastards. 4605. Do you find Americans to be a very sterile and emotionless people?No. 4606. What do we talk about when we talk about love?I don't know what ya'll talk about when you talk about love. 4607. Would you write a ong about how horrible your mom is in order to sell more records?=\ Sure. Why would anyone want to hear that anyway?Because people can relate? 4608. Do you think that eminem is genuine or doing it all for show (even his mom says it's all for show)?Sure. 4609. Should juveniles be tried as adults if they commit murder?Yes 4610. Should there be laws to restrict breeding?Depends. Should the laws include getting a high score on an iq test?No, considering an IQ test doesn't really test your intelligence but your mental capacity. Should the laws include proving that you can/will be able to provide care and support for the child?/Sure. Should the laws include a background check to determine whether you will be a fit parent?Why not? 4611. Would you/have you ever committed statutory rape (had sex with someone 17 or younger while you were 18 or older)?I don't know. =\ 4612. Do you believe that Mcdonald's should be held responsible for it's customer's obesity?No 4613. Did you know that 1/2 of American adults read at an 8th grade level or below (I just saw it on fox news)?I'm not surprised. What do you think of this?^ 4614. Do you drink tea with honey?I don't drink tea. 4615. Do bees and wasps terrify you?no 4616. How do you decide what to say and do when someone puts the spotlight on you?I say whatever I think. XD 4617. Are you more muddy or clean??Clean 4618. If consciousness could speak what would it say?STOP funking sheet UP! 4619. Is Leslie a good name for a man?No. 4620. Why do men feel they have the right to look woman up and down?I don't feel that I do. 4621. Are you pristine?no. 4621. Do you want to blind people with your wet-look lip gloss?...no? Guys, do you like to be blinded by super shiny wet-look lip gloss?No XD 4622. How many years is too big of an age difference for a couple?Depends on the two compared ages. 4623. What would the worst name be to have?Monaliquamocha. Yes, this is a real name. 4624. China and France are both opposed to war with Iraq. What do you think of this?I like China, so they're right. 4625. What do you think about Canada?Diet America. 4626. What country is the most generous about foreign aid?Probably America. What country is the least generous?Ethiopia. SERIOUSLY, STEP THE funk UP. 4627. Who's the sexiest actor/actress?I don't know. 4628. Are you a humanitarian?Yes. 4629. Have you ever seen the Tommy and Pamela Anderson honeymoon sex video?No? Do you think it was meant to be private or a publicity stunt?It was probably publicity. 4630. Are you a cat expert?Sadly, yes. 4631. Your most necessary accessory?My Ipod. 4632. What's your idea of fun?Reading and listening to educational radio. 4633. At what age will you panic about feeling old?100. XD 4634. It's you and ___ against the world.Yourself. 4635. Are you the keymaster or the gatekeeper?The Gatekeeper. 4636. When is the end of the world going to be?How the funk should I know? 4637. Write your own theme song now:rabble rabble, blah blah, I kick ass, blah. 4638. Do you yell at the TV when the news disturbs you?No ... =\ I don't watch TV. 4639. Is society too sick to survive?Apparently not. 4640. Have you ever been involved in a ritual?No? 4641. What the hell do YOU want?????Self-esteem. 4642. Have you heard of the performance "Springtime for Hitler?"No =\ Would you be interested in watching it?Sounds kind of gay gay 4643. Green Day's best album is:I don't like Green Day. why?Becuz. 4644. Fast food of choice is for you:Arbys. 4645. What song is in your head RIGHT NOW!!!??I don't have a song in my head right now. 4646. Is this a magic monet?What's a monet? Of course it is. 4647. A theme song you hate is:The new Bleach theme. 4648. What words can you come up with by anagraming your name?None XD. 4649. Are you a magician?I can disappoint people in amazing ways! 4650. What kind of waffles suit you best?Square ones. 4651. It's the olden days and your father is going to drive all the way from the big city. He wants to bring something back for you. What do you ask him for?The city. 4652. Have you ever watched Little House on the Prairie?No. 4653. How did Columbus discover America when people were already living here?He was white. Naturally he killed people and took credit. Didn't They discover it?Not really. 4654. How far can you spit?A few feet 4655. What drinks do you know how to mix?None XD 4656. What does the perfect engagement ring look like?Black with big horns sprouting off of it 4657. How do you feel about arranged marriages?They suck. 4658. Do you talk to angels?Yes, and I see dead people. 4659. What are you worried bout?nothing 4660. How often do you touch people in conversations?I don't. 4661. Do you read in bed?No. 4662. How many sick days in a row do you take off from school or work?I don't know. 4663. There are three nursery schools. Nursery school one has children sit together around tables. It emphasizes group play. It has building blocks that are very large, so large that it takes two or more children to lift them, in order to teach working together. It is moderately decorated and encourages the imagination by providing less materials for the children. There is one teacher per classroom and the teacher likes to allow the children to work out their own problems. Nursery school two has many materials for the children and is brightly colored and decorated. There are two teachers per class and the teachers actively intervene between the children. There are different stations (painting, blocks, etc) and the children are encouraged to make choices about what they like to do and don't like to do. Nursery school three emphasizes scheduled activities. The children sit in rows and must work alone, relying on themselves. Everything is very organized and structured. The children wear bright clothing, and are taught to memorize stories and songs. If the parents both work, this school offers whole care, which means the child can stay overnight a few days a week. Which school would you send your (possibly hypothetical) children to?As if I'm reading that. 4664. Each of those nursery schools is in a different country. Which one is in the United States? Which one is in Japan? What country is the last nursery school in?I don't know. 4665. What hour is your most creative time of day?My sleeping time. 4666. Does sleeping feel more satisfying when all of your work is done or when there's something else you should be doing?I don't really care. 4667. Here's a dollar. Put three songs on the juke box.funk you, I'm buying a soder pop. 4668. Do you refer to teenagers as 'kids' yet?No XD 4669. What is one thing you thought was the end of the world when you were a teenager (or if you are a teenager name something you thought was the end of the world 5 years ago)?=\ Nothing. What do you think of this thing now?IT DOESN'T EXIST! 4670. Are Americans uptight about sex?Compared to japan yes. Are you?Depends on who I'm around. 4671. What boardgames are in your closet?I don't know. 4672. What movie quote sticks out in your mind (don't tell what movie it's from, let us guess)?Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? 4673. What is the weirdest song you've Ever found yourself enjoying?Spoken Word eminem. 4674. Look in your history book. Who would you f***?Cleopatra? 4675. A man in the reserves is being called off to war. He wants to defend his country but he finds that his 1 year old child needs a heart transplant. In his shoes would you stay and care for your child or go and defend your country?funk the country. I'd help my child. 4676. Is Wall-e likely to become an accurate prediction:I don't knowa good movie:no 4677. What is your salvation?My accomplished goals.What will it take you to achieve it?work 4678. Is alcohol the water of life?No. It's the juice of stupidity. 4679. Name a friend of the opposite sex:Lexi.He or she tells you that he or she has always had a crush on you. Your reaction:Actually I found out that she really does have a crush on me. I didn't really tell her I didn't like her. But I didn't tell her I liked her either. 4680. Name one of your same sex friends:Colt He or she tells you that he or she is gay. Your reaction:I'm not surprised you funking baka. Then he or she tells you he or she has always had a crush on you. Your reaction:Go jump off a bridge. 4681. What was the difference between your reaction to the same sex and the different sex friend?I hate my "best friend." Why the difference of reactions?Because I actually like lexi. 4682. Where could you go that would be so incredible you would no longer be able to come back to the life you live here and now?Hiroshima. 4683. What is the main problem you have with yourself?Everything. 4684. When did you wish you could disappear?Always >_> 4685. Why is it that we call poor-average people crazy and rich people eccentric?Because they can afford to have a bigger word. 4686. Is rain on your wedding day a good example of irony?Yes. Can you think of a good example of irony?Nope. 4687. What have you recently changed your mind about?My views on eating meat. 4688. What is one thing you won't allow yourself to have?Nothing. 4689. What would you say if Brad Pitt married Rosie O'Donnell?Okay? What about if Catherine Zeta Jones married Drew Carrey?Cool 4690. Name something that there is no wrong way to do:You can always do something a wrong way. =/ 4691. If you and your partner could choose which of you would carry the baby (yes even the male would be able to carry it) who would your vote be for?The female.. 4692. If men could get pregnent would abortion become much more acceptable do you think?Not in my opinion. 4693. When and where have you felt most comfortable being nude?Before sex XD 4694. What subject do you know the most about? Tell us something interesting about it. 4695. What is the longest time you have gone between orgasms? 4696. What is the least amount of money you would have to have in order to consider yourself rich? 4697. What words have others used to describe you? 4698. What is the most extreme thing you would do/have done to alter your appearance? Why did you/would you do it? 4699. What is the least amount of money you would accept to never have sex again? 4700. What has been the hardest secret to keep? 4701. What is your reaction to beggers and homeless on the streets? Are they lazy? Why? 4702. Does pure altruism exist? Why or why not? 4703. Is 'You like me and I like it all' an attitude you might have? 4704. Finish the words. Ch: An: Ge: So: Ne: Bo: Wi: E: 4705. What's your favorite science fiction movie? Make it a double feature. What's your second favorite? 4706. If you had a remote control for people who would you set on mute? 4707. When have you felt like you were living in the twilight zone? 4708. Do you have penis envy? Do you have vagina envy? 4709. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it? 4710. A child is born in Boston, Mass., to parents who were both born in Boston, Mass. The child is not a U.S. citizen. How is this possible? 4711. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth? 4712. If you had to choose between being 3ft. tall or 9ft. tall which would you be? 4711. If you could know the answer to any 3 questions, what would they be?: 4712. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the body or the mind of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want? 4713. Would it disturb you much if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the woods and left to rot? Why? 4714. Would you like to know the precise date of your future death? 4715. Would you be willing to give up all television for the next 5 years if it meant 1,000 starving children in Indonesia would eat and get medical care? 4716. Name a close friend of the opposite sex:Imagine they are from another country, visiting yours. Their visa is almost expired and if they get sent back to their country they may never get another visa to leave again. Would you marry them if after two years you could divorce them and they would be allowed to stay in your country? 4717. Do you always call/email in when you take a day off from schol or work? 4718. A fatalist believes that the future is mapped out in a pattern. A causalist believes that every event is tied to a previous event. Neither believes in free will. An indeterminist believes in total free will. Which are you? 4719. Would you rather have a masters degree in economics or creative writing? 4718. Do you feel the need to defend the honor of your family and demand respect? 4719. What do you think about that no one else thinks about? 4720. Which of the following best describes you: A laid back person who enjoys watching sports and playing with computers. An apathetic person who is open minded and passionate about music. A feisty person who lacks an attention span. Avant garde and over confident. 4721. Why are so many letters silent in French? 4722. For all the freedoms that people in the United States enjoy what are some of the ways that these people oppress themselves willingly and why? 4723. What, besides genetics and besides your environment and experiences, makes you what/who you are? 4724. What bands do your parents listen to that you: hate? like? 4725. What do you find: impressive: unimpressive: 4726. How easily do you understand Shakespeare? 4728. Translate into regular English: 'Romeo Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?' 4729. What's your favorite girl scout cookie? Is it made from real girl scouts? 4730. How do you open your car door when it freezes shut? 4731. Why is it that 95 percent of the letters in french words are not pronounced? 4732. What are you Dreading? 4733. When will your ship come in? 4734. Do you create your art for free? 4735. The Pope's recent message to George Bush is 'Go into Iraq and you go without God'. What do you think of this quote? 4736. Have/would you ever taken a botany (plants) course? 4737. Are you using your own computer or someone else's to take this survey? 4742. Is it true what they say about Star Trek movies, that only evey other one is worth seeing? 4743. Someone once said, 'Every possible outcome of something takes place in a parallel universe. So there is free will, but your choices only determine which of those parallel universes you live in.' Your reaction? 4744. Why do you think a man 25 or above might date a teenager? Why do you think a woman 25 or above might date a teenager? Any moral objections? 4745. Is there a difference between what is legal and what is ethical? Should there be? 4746. Point out something obvious: Point out something that isn't obvious at all: 4747. How do you stay so thin? 4748. When looking at a clear night sky what constellations can you locate? 4749. What movie has the worst ending ever? The best ending ever? 4750. Are you feelin' groovy? 4751. Oh the tangled web we weave when: 4752. Do you own anything velevet? If yes, when you wear it can you keep from touching it? 4753. Who have you been friends with the longest? How long have you two been friends? 4754. Who do you feel like you are in competition with? 4755. Is American culture more like Mexican culture or more like Japanese culture and why do you think so? 4756. What subject are you so familiar with that you could you write an FAQ (frequently asked questions) list about it? What would one question on that list be? What is the answer to that question? 4757. 'Don't use the rules. They're not for you - they're for the fools and you're a fool if you don't know that. So use the rules you stupid fool' How do you feel about these Clash lyrics? 4758. Are you for or against: Unconditional Religious tolerance? World Peace Under One Government? Total Freedom? Feminism? Love For all Creatures and People? Organized Religion? The Freedom to be Homophobic? The War on Terror? The Green Party? 4759. Have you read any of Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty books? If yes, what did you think of them? 4760. Can you do any voices or impressions and if yes, what ones? 4761. Guys, is it true that gentlemen prefer blondes? Girls, do blondes really have more fun? 4762. Do you enjoy sneaking up on people? 4763. Do you often break plans? 4764. "Angry" and "hungry" are two words that end in "gry". There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it? 4765. Does anyone smoke in your home? If yes, does that bother you? 4766. Have you ever actually seen a pink elephant? 4767. The answer to 4764 is "language". Did you get it? Get it now, then? 4768. What was the most embarrassing or crazy thing you ever dreamed? 4769. Are you depraved (marked by corruption or evil; perverted)? 4770. Who or what comes to mind when you hear the words: the dangerous objects factory? the dude who says dude? the man in black? the catastrophe involving food? the duct tape incident? 4771. In blackjack, do you often double down? 4772. Who's the big winner? 4773. Who do you care more about, your close friend in elementary school that you lost touh with or your first lover? 4774. What's your favorite part of a cat? 4775. What was on the last cd you burned? 4776. If you wanted to learn a new language would you consider buying a Disney movie in that language to pick up pronunciation? What Disney movie? 4777. Is there a modern plague? What? 4778. Are your baths and showers so hot that your skin gets red? 4779. When you dry your body after a shower do you dry your parts in the same order each time, almost automatically, or do you dry your prts in a random order each time, thinking about it while you're doing it? 4780. Do you feel like those who are speak a language around you that you can't understand are making fun of you? 4781. If you were blindfolded and your love/partner was placed in a line of fifty people could you pick him or her out only by: touching the face of each person? feeling one elbow of each person? smelling the breath of each person? licking the neck of each person? listening to the breathing of each person? psychically sensing each person? 4782. Close your eyes and turn your head towards the room you are in. Open your eyes. Describe the first object you see without telling what it is: 4783. What three questions will you never say NO to? 4784. Would you like to see an American in Paris? 4785. Are you more of a couch or a scratching post? Is there a difference? 4786. What is more important, imagination or knowledge? 4787. Would you consider modern life to be rubbish? 4788. What's the most sinful food? 4789. Name one thing about yourself that you are excessively proud of: 4790. If you went to Hell (imagining there is one) rank these punishments in order of the one you would most prefer to the one you would least prefer. being broken on the wheel: being put in freezing water: being force fed rats and snakes: being smothered by brimstone and fire: being dismembered alive: being boiled in oil: being thrown into snake pits: In my mind hell is not like this. It's just a place where all the interesting people go to drink, talk and tan. 4791. What other windows or websites do you have open on your computer right now? 4792. What kind of student were you in kindergarten? 4793. What misjudgement do many people make about you? 4794. If you had been named according to your personality what would your name be? 4795. What is made for kids but you love it anyway? 4796. Do you believe that China should cease to occupy Tibet? 4797. What is your opinion about the north American free trade agreement? If you don't know go here: http://forums.transnationale.org/viewtopic.php?p=502 4798. Dedicate a song to someone now. What song? To who? What line from that song most makes you think about this person? 4799. Can you live completely in the moment giving no thought to past or future? 4800. Can you honestly say that nothing bothers you? Blech. I'll finish it later. x_x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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