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Did you ever imagine that objects have a life of their own?

 

What is it like to be an object, do ya think?

 

Do stones, rocks, trees, lamps, water, couches, etc all have some sort of life energy running through them?

 

If ____ asked me for sex, I could NOT refuse. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking.

 

What is 'nothing'?

 

Would you rather read about how to get better abs or about how thousands of people across the globe are marching for peace?

 

Should america make love, not war?

 

If you could nominate anyone for sainthood, who ould you and why?

 

Can you name one person who is purely good?

 

How about one person who is completely evil?

 

Is there a book inside of you?

 

If yes, what about?

 

Do you call people more often or get calls more often?

 

What do you wake up to?

 

If you could get a free subscription to any magazine what would it be?

 

When you wrote letters to santa did you ever ask for stuff that didn't exist?

 

How are you like a toaster?

 

Do you believe we are really in the matrix?

 

What do you think aliens would think of life on earth?

 

Nails, long or short?

 

Do you like vines on old buildings?

 

How about grafitti on old buildings?

 

Do you prefer touch lamps, the clapper, or the old-fashioned light switch?

 

It's not easy bein' ____. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking.

 

Is there a song that has been stuck in your head since you were a child?

 

Do you recycle?

 

What is your strongest point?

 

What is your weakest point?

 

What are you doing to work on that weakness?

 

If you were a lotion, what would your label say?

 

What side id your good side?

 

Why haven't we begun to colonize the moon?

 

Is the force with you?

 

What can no one stop you from doing?

 

Who would you be bored without?

 

What is your biggest hope?

 

Have you ever corrupted someone or dragged them down?

 

If you could say/teach one thing to all the youth of America what would it be?

 

Does any part of your body get in your way?

 

Do you trust your feelings?

 

Do you feel empty or passionate most of the time?

 

What was your monet of triumph?

 

Explain what piety is:

 

In what ways are you a rebel?

 

In what ways are you a conformist?

 

Do you likie movie endings that leave you wondering or tie up all the loose ends?

 

What movie has the best soundtrack?

 

What doo your shoes look like?

 

Do you ever admire yourself while naked?

 

If you could make someone's clothes magically disappear who would you do it to and where?

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[spoiler=This will take you a while, good luck]What image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....?

 

Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER?

 

Do you believe in manifest destiney?

 

 

Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)?

 

Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things?

 

 

Let's say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school?

 

 

Imagine that in the boys school fifteen girls sign up for calculus. In the boys school only five guys sign up for calculus. Should the guyss calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easier one?

 

 

Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat are genetically altered?

 

 

 

What does this world need?

 

 

Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value?

 

 

If you drink what kind of drunk are you?

 

 

Do you ever 'convieniently' forget something you don't want to remember?

 

 

Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)?

 

 

What is your favorite movie?

 

 

If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?

 

 

Have you ever called a:

 

psychic hotline?

 

suicide crisis line?

 

sex line?

 

dating line?

 

 

Have you ever placed a "personal" ad anywhere?

 

 

Do guys look good in make up?

 

 

What are 5 things you don't care about?

 

 

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE?

 

 

What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view?

 

 

What age do you hope to live until?

 

 

Do you like to tie others down during sex?

 

Have you ever been tied down?

 

 

Do you own any "toys"?

 

Do you ever use them?

 

 

Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way?

 

Have you ever spanked anyone else?

 

 

Do these questions make you uncomfortable?

 

Do you like that feeling?

 

Does it turn you on?

 

 

You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)?

 

Which one do you need to read?

 

 

What do your socks look like?

 

 

Does love float away if you let go?

 

 

Do you think that most people in today's society are:

 

kind?

 

calm?

 

humble?

 

peaceful?

 

helpful?

 

happy?

 

spiritual?

 

creative?

 

friendly?

 

independant?

 

intelligent?

 

having fun?

 

comming up with new ideas?

 

able to think for themselves?

 

able to really connect with others?

 

 

If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is?

 

 

 

Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive?

 

 

Do you trust psychology as a valid science?

 

 

Morals or Instincts?

 

 

Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed?

 

 

Have you ever been to see a ballet?

 

 

What is the differance between Satan and Pan?

 

 

What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem?

 

 

When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to?

 

 

Are you an orgasm addict?

 

 

Are you a sugar junkie?

 

 

WHAT are you DOING?

 

WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them?

 

 

Do you only hear what you want to?

 

 

Are you anal-retentive?

 

 

In and Out

 

Over and Under

 

Around and ???

 

 

What was the last thing you returned to the store?

 

 

Why ask why?

 

 

First person you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science?

 

 

First person you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought?

 

 

Why is it called 'coca cola'?

 

 

Would you ever buy a Ford car?

 

 

Donald or Daffy duck?

 

 

Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced?

 

 

Can you 'pinch an inch' on your belly?

 

 

Have you ever been to:

 

a temple?

 

a bar?

 

a massage parlor?

 

 

Would you ever want to visit Thailand?

 

 

What culture are you fascinated by?

 

 

Have you ever worn a cape?

 

 

What is the difference between 'nude' and 'naked'?

 

 

What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)?

 

 

What makes you who you are?

 

 

How do you search for meaning in life?

 

 

If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you?

 

 

You are alone with your lover's diary. What do you do?

 

 

Are you an old fart?

 

 

What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid?

 

 

Why don't people have more fun?

 

 

Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing?

 

What pet?

 

What article of clothing?

 

 

Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable?

 

 

Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society?

 

 

Is it nap time yet?

 

 

Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world?

 

 

Do you like trains?

 

 

What's in Hungary?

 

 

have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back?

 

Has someone ever held you back?

 

 

What do you think of the term, 'organized religion'?

 

 

What do you think of the name 'Orson'?

 

 

What frustrates you?

 

 

Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew...

 

 

Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick?

 

Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks?

 

 

Are you ill?

 

 

Where were you the night of.....oh hell, last night?

 

 

Do you pronounce the 'er' sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)?

 

 

Do you drink only 100% juice?

 

 

What duck?

 

 

Do you collect coins?

 

How about stamps?

 

 

wHAT'S the best way to learn a new language?

 

 

Is god in you?

 

 

Are you in god?

 

 

Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?

 

Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live:

 

One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books.

 

OR

 

Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably.

 

Which life do you choose?

 

WHY?

 

 

 

What gives your ego a boost?

 

 

What knocks your ego down?

 

 

Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant?

 

Should there be?

 

 

What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)?

 

 

If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist?

 

 

Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too?

 

 

What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful?

 

 

What do you represent?

 

 

What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present?

 

flowers:

 

slippers:

 

candles:

 

diamond necklace:

 

gift certificate:

 

cash:

 

books:

 

 

How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book?

 

 

What have you been caught doing?

 

 

Does temptation make you do what you love?

 

 

Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What?

 

 

Do you read the instructions to things or skip them?

 

 

Will yu ever reach your full potential?

 

 

Who is your biggest fan?

 

 

Who do you take care of?

 

Who takes care of you?

 

 

Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right?

 

If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong?

 

 

Is it sexy in here or is it just me?

 

 

You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what?

 

 

Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What?

 

 

How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better?

 

 

What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has?

 

 

Do you like answering questions about:

 

your life?

 

your taste?

 

tv?

 

music?

 

art?

 

politics?

 

life?

 

religion?

 

issues?

 

sex?

 

loved ones?

 

favorites?

 

objects?

 

math?

 

philosophy?

 

hypothetical situations?

 

things that require lots of thought?

 

 

The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny?

 

 

Death Penalty: Yes or No?

 

If yes; Public Executions: Yes or No?

 

 

What was the last song you looked up the words to?

 

 

What Saturday morning cartoons do/did you like?

 

 

If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?

 

 

What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?

 

 

Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area?

 

If so how?

 

 

Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders?

 

 

Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned....(finish the sentence)

 

 

If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers?

 

 

How do you stop pop up ads?

 

 

You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home???

 

 

How long would it take you to organize your bedroom?

 

 

Make up a nickname for your bedroom:

 

 

What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee)

 

There they are a-standing in a row.

 

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...

 

 

Where ARE the wild things?

 

 

You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in?

 

 

Pick a letter:

 

List some great words starting with that letter:

 

 

Is eight days a week enough to show you care?

 

 

Have you told your parents you love them today?

 

 

What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil?

 

 

Have you ever cross-dressed?

 

 

Are we living in a world without end?

 

 

Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition?

 

 

DO you dance in the rain?

 

 

2967. Should the sopranos actors have been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade?

 

 

Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate?

 

 

Is it time to switch to Decaf?

 

 

Why is it that the truth hurts?

 

 

What are you guilty of?

 

 

What gives you inner stregnth?

 

 

*eyes you suspiciously* Where have all the COOKIES gone?

 

 

What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow?

 

 

If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip?

 

WWhy or why not?

 

 

Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie?

 

 

What Race/nationality was Jesus?

 

 

What was one evening you'll never forget?

 

 

Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird:

 

 

Trick or Treat?

 

 

If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)?

 

 

If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be?

 

1

 

2

 

3

 

4

 

5

 

6

 

7

 

8

 

9

 

10

 

 

When people lose weight, where does it go?

 

 

Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film?

 

if yes, what one(s) and what did you think?

 

If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time?

 

 

What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)?

 

 

Are you emotionaly articulate?

 

 

Does everything happen for a reason?

 

 

Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever?

 

If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone?

 

 

Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent?

 

 

Can you think of a door that has closed in your life?

 

Can you think of a window that has opened?

 

 

What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'?

 

Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of:

 

courage?

 

survival skills?

 

independance?

 

 

What helps you to get over a Major heartache?

 

 

Can you depend completely upon yourself?

 

have you ever tried?

 

 

How can you tell the difference between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part?

 

 

Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin?

 

If not, I suggest that you do.

 

 

Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)?

 

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  'Opalmoon said:

If you could mod any section other than CC what would you pick?

General

 

What's your favourite movie?

Always loved Killer Clowns From Outer Space. It's trippy.

 

Movie with the best soundtrack?

Transformers 2' date=' easily[/b']

 

If your life was a movie or TV show, how would it be called?

How? Not sure what that means...

If you could travel with a time machine where would you like to settle?

Probably would go to the 1980's or something in New York, idk, lol

 

  'ArtemisFowl said:

are you retarded???

Uh' date=' no[/b']

 

  'Octiles said:

Which came first' date=' chicken or the egg?

[/quote']

 

The egg. Was probably a mutation of a animal, and that mutation had a mutation, and evntually, the #??? generation mutation turned into the chicken ;)

 

  'ArtemisFowl said:

which came first the first person or the second person? (I bet he can't answer this.)

Depends' date=' is this religious? Or is this in book form? ;)[/b']

 

  'WiiOmi said:

Did you ever imagine that objects have a life of their own?

At times...

 

What is it like to be an object' date=' do ya think?

[b']Uh...stationary, not much interaction with your own kind, non talkative.

 

Do stones, rocks, trees, lamps, water, couches, etc all have some sort of life energy running through them?

Rocks, sure, people have pet rocks, i'd like to think they aren't retarded...

Water, yes

Trees, duh

Lamps, uh, no

Couches..maybe sexual XD

 

If ____ asked me for sex, I could NOT refuse. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking.

Hillary (not clinton ;))

 

What is 'nothing'?

No love, no friends.

 

Would you rather read about how to get better abs or about how thousands of people across the globe are marching for peace?

Marching for peace. At least thats not a lie ;)

 

Should america make love, not war?

I personally don't care. Doesn't matter, it's gonna continue to make war

 

If you could nominate anyone for sainthood, who ould you and why?

Horus for the lolz of it

 

Can you name one person who is purely good?

Besides "Jesus", uh, no

 

How about one person who is completely evil?

Horus XD

 

Is there a book inside of you?

Sure, y not?

 

If yes, what about?

"Failing for Dummies"

 

Do you call people more often or get calls more often?

I get calls more often

 

What do you wake up to?

A white, lonely cealing

 

If you could get a free subscription to any magazine what would it be?

Playboy =D

 

When you wrote letters to santa did you ever ask for stuff that didn't exist?

Ya, once. I specificly for a "Thingamajig"

 

How are you like a toaster?

I can cook things.

 

Do you believe we are really in the matrix?

No

 

What do you think aliens would think of life on earth?

"Wow, it's just like the book says, 'How to fail for dummies!'"

 

Nails, long or short?

short

 

Do you like vines on old buildings?

I don't care usually

 

How about grafitti on old buildings?

Crappy

 

Do you prefer touch lamps, the clapper, or the old-fashioned light switch?

touch, too lazy to clap and/or reach a switch

 

It's not easy bein' ____. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking.

Human

 

Is there a song that has been stuck in your head since you were a child?

Don't deny it. Barny's been with us forever ;)

 

Do you recycle?

only when specificly told to

 

What is your strongest point?

idk, learning ability? Singing? One of the two

 

What is your weakest point?

Love skillz

 

What are you doing to work on that weakness?

Trying not to fall in love

 

If you were a lotion, what would your label say?

No idea 0.o

 

What side id your good side?

All sides. Period

 

Why haven't we begun to colonize the moon?

Because we are all lazy ba*tards

 

Is the force with you?

*force pushes you* Ya

 

What can no one stop you from doing?

singing >_<

 

Who would you be bored without?

Music

 

What is your biggest hope?

To be loved

 

Have you ever corrupted someone or dragged them down?

Oh ya.

 

If you could say/teach one thing to all the youth of America what would it be?

Ya work ya eat, ya eat ya work

 

Does any part of your body get in your way?

Uh...no

 

Do you trust your feelings?

Trust, no, but i go along with them

 

Do you feel empty or passionate most of the time?

Empty..

 

What was your monet of triumph?

Uh, ycm, or real life? Ycm was during Star's epic contest in 07' i think, when i took the lead over God Kaze and all legends on ycm for a few days, and ended up in 5th, thought that was good

 

Explain what piety is:

no idea

 

In what ways are you a rebel?

i'm a typical teenager, I'm a typical rebel i guess

 

In what ways are you a conformist?

no idea

 

Do you likie movie endings that leave you wondering or tie up all the loose ends?

Like Resident Evil? Ya, only if they are good movies worth watching the next one...

 

What movie has the best soundtrack?

Transformers 2

 

What doo your shoes look like?

Black, with white stripes

 

Do you ever admire yourself while naked?

nope

 

If you could make someone's clothes magically disappear who would you do it to and where?

Bekah. In front of everybody she knows. Revenge is sweet.

 

  'kitty princess said:

Red or blue?

RED!

 

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You're getting some copy pasta too :D

 

[spoiler=This will take you a while' date= good luck]What image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....?

 

Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER?

Danial Powter

 

Do you believe in manifest destiney?

no idea what that is, so, no =D

 

Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)?

I'm not retarded =D

 

Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things?

Read above =D

 

 

Let's say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school?

Same education, but we all know it's about the money ;)

 

Imagine that in the boys school fifteen girls sign up for calculus. In the boys school only five guys sign up for calculus. Should the guyss calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easier one?

Uh, no

 

Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat are genetically altered?

No, in fact, $20 says they all are =D

 

 

What does this world need?

For us all to be wiped out for the new race of hopefully smarter beings

 

Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value?

I got to ycm alot =D Meh, I also watch TV

 

If you drink what kind of drunk are you?

Mountain Dew Code Red bastards XD

 

Do you ever 'convieniently' forget something you don't want to remember?

All the time

 

Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)?

just the opposite

 

What is your favorite movie?

Like i said before, Killer Clowns From Outer Space. Trippy. Try stayin up 6 days without more than 6 total hours of sleep, drinking a mtn dew, sitting in a bean bag chair, eating cheeots and watching that.

 

If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?

uh, no

 

Have you ever called a:

 

psychic hotline?

nope

suicide crisis line?

no, though i should have

 

sex line?

No, but i should XD

 

dating line?

no

 

Have you ever placed a "personal" ad anywhere?

maybe, i don't remember

 

Do guys look good in make up?

No way

 

What are 5 things you don't care about?

Pokemon Cards, Hillary Clinton, most people, rap, haterz

 

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE?

LIVE

 

What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view?

the right to abort

 

What age do you hope to live until?

75

 

Do you like to tie others down during sex?

no =/

 

Have you ever been tied down?

nope

 

Do you own any "toys"?

no

 

Do you ever use them?

Read Above

 

Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way?

lol, no

 

Have you ever spanked anyone else?

yes XD

 

Do these questions make you uncomfortable?

no, kinda funny

 

Do you like that feeling?

yes, lol

 

Does it turn you on?

no, what was on your mind when you where writing this (more, what was the other tab..XD)

 

You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)?

 

yes, obviosly

 

Which one do you need to read?

Uh, "Ebay for dummies", cuz it's funny

 

What do your socks look like?

White

 

Does love float away if you let go?

uh, sure

 

Do you think that most people in today's society are:

 

kind?

no way

calm?

no

humble?

no

peaceful?

NO

helpful?

slightly

happy?

NEIN

spiritual?

yes

creative?

slightly

friendly?

slightly

independant?

yea

intelligent?

NO

having fun?

yea

comming up with new ideas?

seems like you ran out, you asked creative before ;)

able to think for themselves?

Read above

able to really connect with others?

same

 

If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is?

The Truth

 

 

Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive?

not every, but just about

 

Do you trust psychology as a valid science?

yes, it's what i do...

 

Morals or Instincts?

Instincts

 

Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed?

*points to self* sure

 

Have you ever been to see a ballet?

no

 

What is the differance between Satan and Pan?

idk

 

What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem?

be about something true, and about life

 

When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to?

yes

 

Are you an orgasm addict?

sure?

 

Are you a sugar junkie?

YeSh!

 

WHAT are you DOING?

typing a responce to this message here =D

WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them?

because I don't do gay pride DX

 

Do you only hear what you want to?

no...

 

Are you anal-retentive?

no

 

In and Out

burger =D

Over and Under

uh...

Around and ???

round

 

What was the last thing you returned to the store?

an mp4

 

Why ask why?

because it's our human mind trying to find a reason for something that we probably already know why happened

 

First person you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science?

Einstien

 

First person you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought?

nobody

 

Why is it called 'coca cola'?

because back when it was first make, it had small amount of cocane, and back then, cocan was a "cure all" drug, thus, it was a medicine ;)

 

Would you ever buy a Ford car?

because they aint' goin out of buisness

 

Donald or Daffy duck?

donald!

 

Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced?

ya, one time, took another week to find out wich was wich xD

 

Can you 'pinch an inch' on your belly?

uh, huh?

 

Have you ever been to:

 

a temple?

ya

a bar?

ya XD

a massage parlor?

ya

 

Would you ever want to visit Thailand?

no? 0.o

 

What culture are you fascinated by?

British 0.o

 

Have you ever worn a cape?

Halloween was fawn

 

What is the difference between 'nude' and 'naked'?

none to me

 

What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)?

anything at the dollar store

 

What makes you who you are?

life, experiances, and typical male sexual desire =D

 

How do you search for meaning in life?

by living day by day, eventaully you will find your meaning

 

If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you?

nope

 

You are alone with your lover's diary. What do you do?

read it of course

 

Are you an old fart?

nein

 

What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid?

play some catch ^_^

 

Why don't people have more fun?

because the world doesn't allow for fun for all

 

Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing?

no 0.o

What pet?

>.>

What article of clothing?

>_>

 

Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable?

mildly Irrational

 

Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society?

don't we all?

 

Is it nap time yet?

no daddy DX

 

Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world?

2nd option

 

Do you like trains?

idc

 

What's in Hungary?

a country?

 

have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back?

yes...intentionally <_<

Has someone ever held you back?

Yes, unintentionally

 

What do you think of the term, 'organized religion'?

Qucks

 

What do you think of the name 'Orson'?

wierd

 

What frustrates you?

idiots and hyopcrites

 

Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew...

and nobody cared

 

Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick?

no? idc

Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks?

my mom -.-

 

Are you ill?

sure, why not?

 

Where were you the night of.....oh hell, last night?

in a hotel room in El Paso

 

Do you pronounce the 'er' sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)?

more like lookah

 

Do you drink only 100% juice?

Anything drinkable really

 

What duck?

THAT DUCK

 

Do you collect coins?

used to, spent em'

 

How about stamps?

used to, used em'

 

wHAT'S the best way to learn a new language?

by going to said language's country, learning on the go

 

Is god in you?

no

 

Are you in god?

no idea

 

Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?

fork? Who needs a fork? no, i dont

Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live:

 

One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books.

 

OR

 

Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably.

 

Which life do you choose?

one

WHY?

because, i'm more of a closed off person in real life, never leaving ain't that bad

 

 

What gives your ego a boost?

attention and compliments

 

What knocks your ego down?

negative attention, put downs

 

Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant?

because DJ Osiris would move to america, and win every year

 

Should there be?

no

 

What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)?

would not pay attention to such a thing

 

If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist?

no, it's just my personal opinion, 1 < billions

 

Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too?

because we do -.-

 

What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful?

delete it and/or call the guy back, and have a joke set up, something like a "Sorry, I missed your call, but it seems like you had the wrong number, this is the *insert joke here*

 

What do you represent?

lonelyness (sp?)

 

What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present?

 

flowers:

depends who from

 

slippers:

gay

candles:

I have electricity you know...

diamond necklace:

wao thar

gift certificate:

depends where too

cash:

awesome

books:

meh

 

How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book?

12 years

 

What have you been caught doing?

singing

 

Does temptation make you do what you love?

yes, from whats happened so far

 

Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What?

yes, just about everything that i don't use myself

 

Do you read the instructions to things or skip them?

skip em'

 

Will yu ever reach your full potential?

my full potential is w/e i make it to

 

Who is your biggest fan?

No idea, doubt i have fans...

 

Who do you take care of?

My friends only

Who takes care of you?

Hillary....

 

Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right?

no way

If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong?

pay the right price, cha

 

Is it sexy in here or is it just me?

just you

 

You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what?

nope, just number

 

Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What?

nope, lol, just a plane

 

How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better?

but not being a bi*ch...XD

 

What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has?

i bet somebody has thought of my ideas, i'm not that special...

 

Do you like answering questions about:

 

your life?

ok with em'

your taste?

ok with em

tv?

ya

music?

YES

art?

ok

politics?

yes

life?

ya

religion?

no

issues?

ya

sex?

ya

loved ones?

ya

favorites?

ya

objects?

sure?

math?

no

philosophy?

ya

hypothetical situations?

ya, lol

things that require lots of thought?

maybe

 

The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny?

ya, lol

 

Death Penalty: Yes or No?

yes, and faster please XD

If yes; Public Executions: Yes or No?

hell ya public, you do something to deserve death, your gonna die in front of us all

 

What was the last song you looked up the words to?

In a gadda davida

 

What Saturday morning cartoons do/did you like?

i loved to watch digimon and pokemon

 

If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?

no, because if nothings possible, thats a possibility ;)

 

What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?

TECHNICOLOR! =D

 

Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area?

nope

If so how?

nope

 

Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders?

HELL YA, should be the punishment, child rapists should be immideatly castraited =D

 

Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned....(finish the sentence)

a little about life

 

If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers?

I have bought from this place all the time, and I've always loved it. Would be great to work in such a nice place

 

How do you stop pop up ads?

pop-up blocker

 

You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home???

it's a mall, there's probably a $20 on the ground, or at least some change

 

How long would it take you to organize your bedroom?

2 min

 

Make up a nickname for your bedroom:

boring

 

What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee)

no idea

There they are a-standing in a row.

o.0

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...

o.0

 

Where ARE the wild things?

in our minds 0.o

 

You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in?

6 cd's full of songs i personally put on em ;)

 

Pick a letter:

A

 

List some great words starting with that letter:

Alphabet, Amazing, Adulerated

 

Is eight days a week enough to show you care?

no XD

 

Have you told your parents you love them today?

no

 

What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil?

it's more popular =D

 

Have you ever cross-dressed?

hell to the no

 

Are we living in a world without end?

no, we are ending it

 

Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition?

hot cheerleaders? sure

 

DO you dance in the rain?

nope

 

2967. Should the sopranos actors have been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade?

yes

 

Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate?

regular

 

Is it time to switch to Decaf?

uh, no

 

Why is it that the truth hurts?

because we don't like to hear the truht because it is inconviniant (sp?)

 

What are you guilty of?

idk

 

What gives you inner stregnth?

nothing

 

*eyes you suspiciously* Where have all the COOKIES gone?

*wipes crumbs off mouth* idk

 

What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow?

gift card

 

If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip?

ya

 

WWhy or why not?

just cuz i don't wanna pay more for less...

 

Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie?

apples

 

What Race/nationality was Jesus?

White, just to asnwer the question

 

What was one evening you'll never forget?

September 16, 2007

 

Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird:

uh, don't know any..

 

Trick or Treat?

Treat

 

If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)?

I'd buy park place and get money all the time =D

 

If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be?

1. disregard all commandments

2. don't kill

 

When people lose weight, where does it go?

idk

 

Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film?

no?

if yes, what one(s) and what did you think?

 

If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time?

yea 0.o

 

What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)?

white

 

Are you emotionaly articulate?

ya

 

Does everything happen for a reason?

no

 

Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever?

ya

If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone?

ya..

 

Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent?

no :P

 

Can you think of a door that has closed in your life?

ya

Can you think of a window that has opened?

ya

 

What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'?

we need to, we make it

 

Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of:

 

courage?

no

survival skills?

yes

independance?

no

 

What helps you to get over a Major heartache?

A talk with a good friend...

 

Can you depend completely upon yourself?

no

have you ever tried?

yes

 

How can you tell the difference between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part?

i can't

 

Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin?

no

If not, I suggest that you do.

 

 

Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)?

yes

 

 

 

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