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Well... Good luck.

 

[spoiler=This will take you a while, good luck]What image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....?

 

Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER?

 

Do you believe in manifest destiney?

 

 

Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)?

 

Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things?

 

 

Let's say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school?

 

 

Imagine that in the boys school fifteen girls sign up for calculus. In the boys school only five guys sign up for calculus. Should the guyss calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easier one?

 

 

Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat are genetically altered?

 

 

 

What does this world need?

 

 

Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value?

 

 

If you drink what kind of drunk are you?

 

 

Do you ever 'convieniently' forget something you don't want to remember?

 

 

Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)?

 

 

What is your favorite movie?

 

 

If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?

 

 

Have you ever called a:

 

psychic hotline?

 

suicide crisis line?

 

sex line?

 

dating line?

 

 

Have you ever placed a "personal" ad anywhere?

 

 

Do guys look good in make up?

 

 

What are 5 things you don't care about?

 

 

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE?

 

 

What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view?

 

 

What age do you hope to live until?

 

 

Do you like to tie others down during sex?

 

Have you ever been tied down?

 

 

Do you own any "toys"?

 

Do you ever use them?

 

 

Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way?

 

Have you ever spanked anyone else?

 

 

Do these questions make you uncomfortable?

 

Do you like that feeling?

 

Does it turn you on?

 

 

You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)?

 

Which one do you need to read?

 

 

What do your socks look like?

 

 

Does love float away if you let go?

 

 

Do you think that most people in today's society are:

 

kind?

 

calm?

 

humble?

 

peaceful?

 

helpful?

 

happy?

 

spiritual?

 

creative?

 

friendly?

 

independant?

 

intelligent?

 

having fun?

 

comming up with new ideas?

 

able to think for themselves?

 

able to really connect with others?

 

 

If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is?

 

 

 

Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive?

 

 

Do you trust psychology as a valid science?

 

 

Morals or Instincts?

 

 

Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed?

 

 

Have you ever been to see a ballet?

 

 

What is the differance between Satan and Pan?

 

 

What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem?

 

 

When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to?

 

 

Are you an orgasm addict?

 

 

Are you a sugar junkie?

 

 

WHAT are you DOING?

 

WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them?

 

 

Do you only hear what you want to?

 

 

Are you anal-retentive?

 

 

In and Out

 

Over and Under

 

Around and ???

 

 

What was the last thing you returned to the store?

 

 

Why ask why?

 

 

First person you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science?

 

 

First person you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought?

 

 

Why is it called 'coca cola'?

 

 

Would you ever buy a Ford car?

 

 

Donald or Daffy duck?

 

 

Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced?

 

 

Can you 'pinch an inch' on your belly?

 

 

Have you ever been to:

 

a temple?

 

a bar?

 

a massage parlor?

 

 

Would you ever want to visit Thailand?

 

 

What culture are you fascinated by?

 

 

Have you ever worn a cape?

 

 

What is the difference between 'nude' and 'naked'?

 

 

What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)?

 

 

What makes you who you are?

 

 

How do you search for meaning in life?

 

 

If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you?

 

 

You are alone with your lover's diary. What do you do?

 

 

Are you an old fart?

 

 

What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid?

 

 

Why don't people have more fun?

 

 

Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing?

 

What pet?

 

What article of clothing?

 

 

Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable?

 

 

Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society?

 

 

Is it nap time yet?

 

 

Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world?

 

 

Do you like trains?

 

 

What's in Hungary?

 

 

have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back?

 

Has someone ever held you back?

 

 

What do you think of the term, 'organized religion'?

 

 

What do you think of the name 'Orson'?

 

 

What frustrates you?

 

 

Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew...

 

 

Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick?

 

Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks?

 

 

Are you ill?

 

 

Where were you the night of.....oh hell, last night?

 

 

Do you pronounce the 'er' sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)?

 

 

Do you drink only 100% juice?

 

 

What duck?

 

 

Do you collect coins?

 

How about stamps?

 

 

wHAT'S the best way to learn a new language?

 

 

Is god in you?

 

 

Are you in god?

 

 

Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?

 

Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live:

 

One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books.

 

OR

 

Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably.

 

Which life do you choose?

 

WHY?

 

 

 

What gives your ego a boost?

 

 

What knocks your ego down?

 

 

Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant?

 

Should there be?

 

 

What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)?

 

 

If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist?

 

 

Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too?

 

 

What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful?

 

 

What do you represent?

 

 

What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present?

 

flowers:

 

slippers:

 

candles:

 

diamond necklace:

 

gift certificate:

 

cash:

 

books:

 

 

How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book?

 

 

What have you been caught doing?

 

 

Does temptation make you do what you love?

 

 

Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What?

 

 

Do you read the instructions to things or skip them?

 

 

Will yu ever reach your full potential?

 

 

Who is your biggest fan?

 

 

Who do you take care of?

 

Who takes care of you?

 

 

Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right?

 

If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong?

 

 

Is it sexy in here or is it just me?

 

 

You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what?

 

 

Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What?

 

 

How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better?

 

 

What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has?

 

 

Do you like answering questions about:

 

your life?

 

your taste?

 

tv?

 

music?

 

art?

 

politics?

 

life?

 

religion?

 

issues?

 

sex?

 

loved ones?

 

favorites?

 

objects?

 

math?

 

philosophy?

 

hypothetical situations?

 

things that require lots of thought?

 

 

The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny?

 

 

Death Penalty: Yes or No?

 

If yes; Public Executions: Yes or No?

 

 

What was the last song you looked up the words to?

 

 

What Saturday morning cartoons do/did you like?

 

 

If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?

 

 

What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?

 

 

Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area?

 

If so how?

 

 

Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders?

 

 

Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned....(finish the sentence)

 

 

If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers?

 

 

How do you stop pop up ads?

 

 

You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home???

 

 

How long would it take you to organize your bedroom?

 

 

Make up a nickname for your bedroom:

 

 

What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee)

 

There they are a-standing in a row.

 

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...

 

 

Where ARE the wild things?

 

 

You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in?

 

 

Pick a letter:

 

List some great words starting with that letter:

 

 

Is eight days a week enough to show you care?

 

 

Have you told your parents you love them today?

 

 

What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil?

 

 

Have you ever cross-dressed?

 

 

Are we living in a world without end?

 

 

Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition?

 

 

DO you dance in the rain?

 

 

2967. Should the sopranos actors have been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade?

 

 

Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate?

 

 

Is it time to switch to Decaf?

 

 

Why is it that the truth hurts?

 

 

What are you guilty of?

 

 

What gives you inner stregnth?

 

 

*eyes you suspiciously* Where have all the COOKIES gone?

 

 

What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow?

 

 

If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip?

 

WWhy or why not?

 

 

Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie?

 

 

What Race/nationality was Jesus?

 

 

What was one evening you'll never forget?

 

 

Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird:

 

 

Trick or Treat?

 

 

If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)?

 

 

If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be?

 

1

 

2

 

3

 

4

 

5

 

6

 

7

 

8

 

9

 

10

 

 

When people lose weight, where does it go?

 

 

Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film?

 

if yes, what one(s) and what did you think?

 

If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time?

 

 

What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)?

 

 

Are you emotionaly articulate?

 

 

Does everything happen for a reason?

 

 

Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever?

 

If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone?

 

 

Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent?

 

 

Can you think of a door that has closed in your life?

 

Can you think of a window that has opened?

 

 

What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'?

 

Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of:

 

courage?

 

survival skills?

 

independance?

 

 

What helps you to get over a Major heartache?

 

 

Can you depend completely upon yourself?

 

have you ever tried?

 

 

How can you tell the difference between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part?

 

 

Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin?

 

If not, I suggest that you do.

 

 

Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)?

 

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Completely forgot about this. Here goes:

 

Ed: Yes. He is my father's cousin's uncle's father (jk. I wish)

 

WiiOmi: idk. Haven't heard from him in a while

 

Ed (2) Carrion: Carcuss of a dead animal

 

HBK: Friends, new experiences, etc.

 

darkspinedude: I have a rotating Avi and Sig. Talk to Jake the Sage or Carly_Nagisafan for more info. as for the kitty throwing a grenade @ me, I throw it back at 'em. (or a group of Commies)

 

 

Octiles: Neither.

 

Static: Gimme a week or 2 to answer that

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Well... Good luck.

 

[spoiler=This will take you a while' date= good luck [b]DONE![/b]]What image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....?My friends

 

Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER?

Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, etc.

Do you believe in manifest destiney?

No.

 

Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)?

No

Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things?

I don't know

 

Let's say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school?

Can I choose both?

 

Imagine that in the girls school fifteen girls sign up for calculus. In the boys school only five guys sign up for calculus. Should the guys calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easier one?

No.

 

Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat are genetically altered?

Depends on what's in them

 

 

What does this world need?

More comedy, action, and hentai

 

Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value?

Yes

 

If you drink what kind of drunk are you?

None

 

Do you ever 'convieniently' forget something you don't want to remember?

Yes

 

Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)?

No

 

What is your favorite movie?

Moon Child, Battle Royal, and the "Fast and Furious' series

 

If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?

Yes

 

Have you ever called a:

 

psychic hotline?

No

suicide crisis line?

no

sex line?

no

dating line?

no

 

Have you ever placed a "personal" ad anywhere?

no

 

Do guys look good in make up?

As long as it's not noticable

 

What are 5 things you don't care about?

Rap music, wannabe's, addicts, know-it-alls, and wangsters

 

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE?

help friends to the best of my ability, and then some

 

What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view?

none

 

What age do you hope to live until?

sometime after 65

 

Do you like to tie others down during sex?

never tried it

Have you ever been tied down?

no

 

Do you own any "toys"?

no

Do you ever use them?

no

 

Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way?

no

Have you ever spanked anyone else?

yes

 

Do these questions make you uncomfortable?

no

Do you like that feeling?

meh

Does it turn you on?

a little

 

You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)?

 

Which one do you need to read?

none

 

What do your socks look like?

all shapes and sizes

 

Does love float away if you let go?

no

 

Do you think that most people in today's society are:

 

kind?

some

calm?

some

humble?

kinda

peaceful?

a few

helpful?

kinda

happy?

not a lot

spiritual?

no

creative?

yes

friendly?

about half

independant?

yes

intelligent?

not everyday

having fun?

yes

comming up with new ideas?

yes

able to think for themselves?

not everyone

able to really connect with others?

yes

 

If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is?

ecause their idiots

 

 

Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive?

depends on which action

 

Do you trust psychology as a valid science?

I'll believe it when I see it

 

Morals or Instincts?

none

 

Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed?

both

 

Have you ever been to see a ballet?

hell no and thank God

 

What is the differance between Satan and Pan?

Walter: I don't give a damn

 

What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem?

must make the reader feel what it is saying

 

When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to?

no

 

Are you an orgasm addict?

no

 

Are you a sugar junkie?

somewhat

 

WHAT are you DOING?

doing this stupid ballet

WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them?

cause I don't wanna

 

Do you only hear what you want to?

no

 

Are you anal-retentive?

The hell is that? DO I wanna know? if it's a clean freak, then no. If it's an anal-sex addict, then no.

 

In and Out

what?

Over and Under

huh?

Around and ???

the fudge

 

What was the last thing you returned to the store?

a YGO deck I already had

 

Why ask why?

cause you wanna know something

 

First person you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science?

Einstien

 

First person you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought?

Oprah

 

Why is it called 'coca cola'?

cause they used to put cocaine in the cola

 

Would you ever buy a Ford car?

only Mustangs

 

Donald or Daffy duck?

Daffy unless it's the Donald from Kingdom Hearts

 

Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced?

I always know

 

Can you 'pinch an inch' on your belly?

yes

 

Have you ever been to:

 

a temple?

no

a bar?

yes

a massage parlor?

no

 

Would you ever want to visit Thailand?

not at the moment

 

What culture are you fascinated by?

Japanese, ancient Egyptian, and ancient Spartan

 

Have you ever worn a cape?

yes

 

What is the difference between 'nude' and 'naked'?

nude is 'voluntarily naked'

 

What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)?

candy

 

What makes you who you are?

my energy, perviness, and a sense of caring

 

How do you search for meaning in life?

cupcakes...and porn...not at the same time...I need a free hand.

 

If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you?

nah.

 

You are alone with your lover's diary. What do you do?

Leave it

 

Are you an old fart?

not for another 50+ years

 

What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid?

football

 

Why don't people have more fun?

cause were funking lazy-ass ppl

 

Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing?

no

What pet?

none

What article of clothing?

I said no, goddamnit

 

Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable?

irrationally insane

Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society?

yes

 

Is it nap time yet?

for you: yes

 

Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world?

the space

 

Do you like trains?

they're OK

 

What's in Hungary?

culture, food, people, and food

 

have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back?

yes

Has someone ever held you back?

no

 

What do you think of the term, 'organized religion'?

Nazi's and Commies

 

What do you think of the name 'Orson'?

Oprah's oral radio show

 

What frustrates you?

tests, and a certain group of ppl

 

Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew...

 

 

Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick?

could go down a buck or 2

Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks?

no

 

Are you ill?

no

 

Where were you the night of.....oh hell, last night?

at home

 

Do you pronounce the 'er' sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)?

no

 

Do you drink only 100% juice?

no

 

What duck?

ur duck

 

Do you collect coins?

no

How about stamps?

no

 

wHAT'S the best way to learn a new language?

I heard Rosetta Stone's a good choice

 

Is god in you?

no

 

Are you in god?

no

 

Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?

no

Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live:

 

One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books.

 

OR

 

Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably.

 

Which life do you choose?2

 

WHY?

life 1 would bore me to the point of suicide

 

 

What gives your ego a boost?

friends

 

What knocks your ego down?

parents

 

Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant?

because America would rather stare at half-naked women then men[/b]

Should there be?

give it a shot

 

What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)?

same qualities as Miss America

 

If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist?

no.

 

Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too?

cause they think it'll attract more women

 

What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful?

because 1 cheated on the other

 

What do you represent?

myself and only myself...and my spouse, if I ever have 1

 

What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present?

 

flowers:

romance

slippers:

warmth

candles:

romance

diamond necklace:

love

gift certificate:

freedom

cash:

freedom

books:

last-resort entertainment

 

How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book?

10 years ago

 

What have you been caught doing?

lying

 

Does temptation make you do what you love?

no

 

Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What?

no

 

Do you read the instructions to things or skip them?

a little of both

 

Will yu ever reach your full potential?

no

 

Who is your biggest fan?

my girlfriend

 

Who do you take care of?

my freinds and family

Who takes care of you?

my mother

 

Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right?

maybe.

If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong?

no

 

Is it sexy in here or is it just me?

if ur a dude, then it's just you

 

You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what?

no

 

Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What?

no

 

How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better?

hang out with her more

 

What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has?

N/A

 

Do you like answering questions about:

 

your life?

meh

your taste?

yes

tv?

yes

music?

yes

art?

meh

politics?

no

life?

meh

religion?

no

issues?

no

sex?

yes

loved ones?

depends on who

favorites?

yes

objects?

depends

math?

no

philosophy?

no

hypothetical situations?

no

things that require lots of thought?

no

 

The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny?

yes

 

Death Penalty: Yes or No?

no

If yes; Public Executions: Yes or No?

no

 

What was the last song you looked up the words to?

Theory of a Deadman - Wait For Me

 

What Saturday morning cartoons do/did you like?

YGO

 

If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?

yes

 

What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?

Tee

 

Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area?

yes

If so how?

kill sniper first

 

Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders?

yes

 

Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned....(finish the sentence)

thow to torture your shoulder partners until they beg for death

 

If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers?

I would get the hell out ASAP

 

How do you stop pop up ads?

Create a program that destroys Pop-up ads

 

You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home??? I search for loose change in the mall...and if I'm short, then I grab what's in the fountains

 

 

How long would it take you to organize your bedroom?

3 hours

 

Make up a nickname for your bedroom:

Da Room A La Brownlee

 

What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee)

I named them Bouncy and Squishy

There they are a-standing in a row.

Then you know they are implants

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...

others as small as your ear

 

Where ARE the wild things?

a tribe of Ride Warriors who are brave enough to ride the Wild Thing roller coaster

 

You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in?

Disturbed - Indestructible

All That Remains - The Fall of Ideals

Within Temptaiion - The Weakened Force

Nightwish - Dark Passion Play

Theory of a Deadman - Scars and Souveniers

Sum 41 - Does this look Infected?

 

Pick a letter:

G

List some great words starting with that letter:

Giggidy

Goo

 

 

Is eight days a week enough to show you care?

no[/n]

 

Have you told your parents you love them today?

yes

 

What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil?thickness of lead

 

 

Have you ever cross-dressed?

no

 

Are we living in a world without end?

no

 

Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition?

no

 

DO you dance in the rain?

no

 

2967. Should the sopranos actors have been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade?

i don't give a damn

 

Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate?

they all are

 

Is it time to switch to Decaf?

I don't drink coffee

 

Why is it that the truth hurts?

cause it's true

 

What are you guilty of?

being a perv and a caring friend

 

What gives you inner stregnth?

friends

 

*eyes you suspiciously* Where have all the COOKIES gone?

in my large intestine

 

What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow?

shampoo

 

If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip?

no, reduce the tip until therit's not always the waitee is no tip left

Why or why not?

cause it's not always the waiter's/waitress's fault

 

Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie?

Apple Pie

 

What Race/nationality was Jesus?

Jewish

 

What was one evening you'll never forget?

a bonfire back in Oct. '08

 

Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird:

Up, down, left, right, up/left, up/right, down/left, down/right, front, back, near, far, dark

 

Trick or Treat?

Trick

 

If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)?

Video games

 

If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be?

 

1: No stealing or you lose ur fingers for every item you took

 

2: No killing unless you have a death wish

 

3: No adultery unless I get involved and there is at least 1 female

 

4: Those who think they're better than everyone will see a Glen Quagmire at 8pm, reguardless of age.

 

5: An-Eye-for-an-Eye. You chop off a leg, you get ur leg chopped off unless it's to save a life

 

6: Those who worship a classmate who thinks they are better than everyone (even you) will also meet Mr. Quagmire at 8pm, reguardless of age.

Those who defile other's property will have their posessions destroyed before their eyes (even clothes)

 

7: Those who defy my Gov't shall be tortured until begging for death. You will not recieve death, just more torture.

 

8: Those who wish to die, inform me before hand so I can slap you silly and lecture you

 

9: Professional Wrestling is now not a staged event. All storylines will be real.

 

10: Reality TV has now been removed from the air

 

 

When people lose weight, where does it go?

in the poo

 

Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film?

no

if yes, what one(s) and what did you think?

 

If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time?

no

 

What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)?

white and wheat

 

Are you emotionaly articulate?

somewhat

 

Does everything happen for a reason?

not always

 

Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever?

yes

If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone?

always

 

Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent?

never heard of it

 

Can you think of a door that has closed in your life?

yes

Can you think of a window that has opened?

yes

 

What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'?

gimme gimme gimme

Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of:

 

courage?

no

survival skills?

yes

independance?

no

 

What helps you to get over a Major heartache?

 

music

Can you depend completely upon yourself?

no

have you ever tried?

 

no

How can you tell the difference between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part?

 

yes

Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin?

No

If not, I suggest that you do.

 

 

Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)?yes

 

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