Tormented Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Ok, Ok Is WiiOmi Really An Omi Thats A Piece Of Wii? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Omi is German for granny. Its based off of my first card which shows the epic Wiigranny pic. next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Jevans Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Do you follow the Way of Peace? Can I haz cookies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Peace is for those, who don't know other ways to solve problems. You get those wiz cocos. Imma keepin dose brown ones. next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Burp Bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Did you ever imagine that objects have a life of their own? What is it like to be an object, do ya think? Do stones, rocks, trees, lamps, water, couches, etc all have some sort of life energy running through them? If ____ asked me for sex, I could NOT refuse. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking. What is 'nothing'? Would you rather read about how to get better abs or about how thousands of people across the globe are marching for peace? Should america make love, not war? If you could nominate anyone for sainthood, who ould you and why? Can you name one person who is purely good? How about one person who is completely evil? Is there a book inside of you? If yes, what about? Do you call people more often or get calls more often? What do you wake up to? If you could get a free subscription to any magazine what would it be? When you wrote letters to santa did you ever ask for stuff that didn't exist? How are you like a toaster? Do you believe we are really in the matrix? What do you think aliens would think of life on earth? Nails, long or short? Do you like vines on old buildings? How about grafitti on old buildings? Do you prefer touch lamps, the clapper, or the old-fashioned light switch? It's not easy bein' ____. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking. Is there a song that has been stuck in your head since you were a child? Do you recycle? What is your strongest point? What is your weakest point? What are you doing to work on that weakness? If you were a lotion, what would your label say? What side id your good side? Why haven't we begun to colonize the moon? Is the force with you? What can no one stop you from doing? Who would you be bored without? What is your biggest hope? Have you ever corrupted someone or dragged them down? If you could say/teach one thing to all the youth of America what would it be? Does any part of your body get in your way? Do you trust your feelings? Do you feel empty or passionate most of the time? What was your monet of triumph? Explain what piety is: In what ways are you a rebel? In what ways are you a conformist? Do you likie movie endings that leave you wondering or tie up all the loose ends? What movie has the best soundtrack? What doo your shoes look like? Do you ever admire yourself while naked? If you could make someone's clothes magically disappear who would you do it to and where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 What is the meaning of life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Did you ever imagine that objects have a life of their own?No.What is it like to be an object' date=' do ya think?[b']Boring, except you are a towel in the bathroom.[/b]Do stones, rocks, trees, lamps, water, couches, etc all have some sort of life energy running through them?Yes, everything.If ____ asked me for sex, I could NOT refuse. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking.everybodyWhat is 'nothing'?The thing we wish to exist.Would you rather read about how to get better abs or about how thousands of people across the globe are marching for peace?The second.Should america make love, not war?If it makes love, it is attacked and destroyed or conquered.If you could nominate anyone for sainthood, who ould you and why?Tupac.Can you name one person who is purely good?Look at my friends-list.How about one person who is completely evil?Orochimaru/Pain: the big bad motherf*ckers ind the worst anime.Is there a book inside of you?I dont eat books, duh! -.-If yes, what about?...Do you call people more often or get calls more often?I'm usually called.What do you wake up to?I wake up by myself between 5 and 8 am.If you could get a free subscription to any magazine what would it be?Playboy...I dunno, the Mickey Mouse Magazine!When you wrote letters to santa did you ever ask for stuff that didn't exist?I never wrote letters to Santa, my parents brought me up realistic.How are you like a toaster?Good.Do you believe we are really in the matrix?No way! Youre all in my dream!What do you think aliens would think of life on earth?§)&)²~€!Nails, long or short?shortestDo you like vines on old buildings?Yes.How about grafitti on old buildings?Noez!Do you prefer touch lamps, the clapper, or the old-fashioned light switch?Touch Lamps FTW!It's not easy bein' ____. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking.Me. Srsly. <_<Is there a song that has been stuck in your head since you were a child?Brickhouse.Do you recycle?YesWhat is your strongest point?Nothing can pull me down.What is your weakest point?I hate to hurt somebody, also I often did it.What are you doing to work on that weakness?S37F C0N1R07If you were a lotion, what would your label say?I'm no steak sauce.What side id your good side?middle-right.Why haven't we begun to colonize the moon?We need the money to explore oue solar system.Is the force with you?Always.What can no one stop you from doing?Using my strange humor.Who would you be bored without?Mah friends and family. (I know, standard answer)What is your biggest hope?Becoming Games-modHave you ever corrupted someone or dragged them down?Yes....:(If you could say/teach one thing to all the youth of America what would it be?Drugs suckDoes any part of your body get in your way?my P..no, nothing.Do you trust your feelings?Sure, thats why I have them!!Do you feel empty or passionate most of the time?Passionate!What was your monet of triumph?I know how destiny works.Explain what piety is:The right "what" to the proper "when".In what ways are you a rebel?I can be very pigheaded and respectless.In what ways are you a conformist?LazyDo you likie movie endings that leave you wondering or tie up all the loose ends?I prefer the ends which cant be the endWhat movie has the best soundtrack?The Fountain.:PWhat doo your shoes look like?White-Khaki.Do you ever admire yourself while naked?Not only naked. ;oIf you could make someone's clothes magically disappear who would you do it to and where?Beyonce on her next concert! :lol: @ Yankeefan: Life is an invention of us human. Other animals dont know this word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 That was your warm up ;P [spoiler=This will take you a while, good luck]What image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....? Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER? Do you believe in manifest destiney? Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things? Let's say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school? Imagine that in the boys school fifteen girls sign up for calculus. In the boys school only five guys sign up for calculus. Should the guyss calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easier one? Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat are genetically altered? What does this world need? Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value? If you drink what kind of drunk are you? Do you ever 'convieniently' forget something you don't want to remember? Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)? What is your favorite movie? If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap? Have you ever called a: psychic hotline? suicide crisis line? sex line? dating line? Have you ever placed a "personal" ad anywhere? Do guys look good in make up? What are 5 things you don't care about? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE? What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view? What age do you hope to live until? Do you like to tie others down during sex? Have you ever been tied down? Do you own any "toys"? Do you ever use them? Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way? Have you ever spanked anyone else? Do these questions make you uncomfortable? Do you like that feeling? Does it turn you on? You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)? Which one do you need to read? What do your socks look like? Does love float away if you let go? Do you think that most people in today's society are: kind? calm? humble? peaceful? helpful? happy? spiritual? creative? friendly? independant? intelligent? having fun? comming up with new ideas? able to think for themselves? able to really connect with others? If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is? Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive? Do you trust psychology as a valid science? Morals or Instincts? Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed? Have you ever been to see a ballet? What is the differance between Satan and Pan? What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem? When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to? Are you an orgasm addict? Are you a sugar junkie? WHAT are you DOING? WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them? Do you only hear what you want to? Are you anal-retentive? In and Out Over and Under Around and ??? What was the last thing you returned to the store? Why ask why? First person you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science? First person you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought? Why is it called 'coca cola'? Would you ever buy a Ford car? Donald or Daffy duck? Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced? Can you 'pinch an inch' on your belly? Have you ever been to: a temple? a bar? a massage parlor? Would you ever want to visit Thailand? What culture are you fascinated by? Have you ever worn a cape? What is the difference between 'nude' and 'naked'? What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)? What makes you who you are? How do you search for meaning in life? If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you? You are alone with your lover's diary. What do you do? Are you an old fart? What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid? Why don't people have more fun? Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing? What pet? What article of clothing? Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable? Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society? Is it nap time yet? Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world? Do you like trains? What's in Hungary? have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back? Has someone ever held you back? What do you think of the term, 'organized religion'? What do you think of the name 'Orson'? What frustrates you? Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew... Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick? Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks? Are you ill? Where were you the night of.....oh hell, last night? Do you pronounce the 'er' sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)? Do you drink only 100% juice? What duck? Do you collect coins? How about stamps? wHAT'S the best way to learn a new language? Is god in you? Are you in god? Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting? Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live: One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books. OR Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably. Which life do you choose? WHY? What gives your ego a boost? What knocks your ego down? Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant? Should there be? What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)? If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist? Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too? What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful? What do you represent? What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present? flowers: slippers: candles: diamond necklace: gift certificate: cash: books: How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book? What have you been caught doing? Does temptation make you do what you love? Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What? Do you read the instructions to things or skip them? Will yu ever reach your full potential? Who is your biggest fan? Who do you take care of? Who takes care of you? Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right? If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong? Is it sexy in here or is it just me? You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what? Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What? How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better? What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has? Do you like answering questions about: your life? your taste? tv? music? art? politics? life? religion? issues? sex? loved ones? favorites? objects? math? philosophy? hypothetical situations? things that require lots of thought? The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny? Death Penalty: Yes or No? If yes; Public Executions: Yes or No? What was the last song you looked up the words to? What Saturday morning cartoons do/did you like? If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible? What does the T in T-Shirt really mean? Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area? If so how? Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders? Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned....(finish the sentence) If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers? How do you stop pop up ads? You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home??? How long would it take you to organize your bedroom? Make up a nickname for your bedroom: What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee) There they are a-standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head... Where ARE the wild things? You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in? Pick a letter: List some great words starting with that letter: Is eight days a week enough to show you care? Have you told your parents you love them today? What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil? Have you ever cross-dressed? Are we living in a world without end? Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition? DO you dance in the rain? 2967. Should the sopranos actors have been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade? Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate? Is it time to switch to Decaf? Why is it that the truth hurts? What are you guilty of? What gives you inner stregnth? *eyes you suspiciously* Where have all the COOKIES gone? What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow? If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip? WWhy or why not? Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie? What Race/nationality was Jesus? What was one evening you'll never forget? Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird: Trick or Treat? If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)? If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 When people lose weight, where does it go? Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film? if yes, what one(s) and what did you think? If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time? What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)? Are you emotionaly articulate? Does everything happen for a reason? Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever? If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone? Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent? Can you think of a door that has closed in your life? Can you think of a window that has opened? What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'? Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of: courage? survival skills? independance? What helps you to get over a Major heartache? Can you depend completely upon yourself? have you ever tried? How can you tell the difference between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part? Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin? If not, I suggest that you do. Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 And this is, well... This time I only went through it to spell check it. Rest is copy paste so if a question seems unanswerable (about a movie that no one has ever seen, concerning any sort of "survey"), straight up skip it. [spoiler=Even more Questions than my last one. Good luck.] 4401. Do online relationships actually work? 4402. Did you know who Nora Jones was before the grammys? 4403. In Maine school teachers are being told by the board of education that cannot criticize the possible upcomming war in front of students because those kids with military parents were getting upset by it in a few cases. What do you think of this? 4405. Should a convicted murderer have the same right to be on the organ donor waiting list as anyone else? 4406. Is there a difference between american rights and human rights? If so what is the difference? 4407. What is the only completely instrumental album ever to be labeled as having explicit lyrics? 4408. Who would you rather put in a box and mail to abu dabbi, Tipper Gore or Hilary Clinton? 4409. What are your top three favorite comic strips? 4410. Can you name anything that sucks more than Creed? 4411. Is eminem a genius? Why or why not? 4412. Where is abu dabbi anyway? 4413. Where do you think woman are the most free from social pressure to please men, the US, Egypt or Japan and why? 4414. Is there a difference between crisps and crackers? 4415. If you were going to download three movies that you wouldn't have paid for but you'll watch since they're free what would you download? 4416. If you had a ferret what would you name it? 4417. What do you think of peta? 4418. If you started your own music awards show what would be the three most prestigious awards you gave out and who would win them this year? What would your show be looking for in an artist? 4419. Is there a difference between a musical artist and an entertainer? 4420. How would you rank the following people, artist or entertainer? Wierd Al: Britney Spears: David Bowie: Eminem: Moby: Marilyn Manson: Tiny Tim: The Monkeys: The Sex Pistols: 4421. Why does Polly Pocket no oonger fit into your pocket? 4422. Would you eat a cereal called Mud & Bugs? Yes, there is such a cereal. 4423. If you were a mythical creature which one would you be? 4424. What do you think of the new pregnant barbie (called happy family barbie)? 4425. What is one thing you know is a lie? 4426. How is your soul today? 4427. Are you into sci fi? 4428. What's a 'poppet'? 4429. How's the name Shane? 4430. What is expected of your gender that you don't quite live up to? 4431. Koolaid. ifr it'll dye your heair, try to imagine what it does to your stomach: Do people still dye their hair with koolaid? 4432. If you build it, they will come. What is it? who are they? 4433. What would you never do to get attention? 4434. Should we try to control nature? 4435. Who is the most powerful villain in the universe? 4436. Invent a superhero to deal with that villain? 4437. Who are you desperately missing? 4438. What gives you a feeling of perfection and peace? 4439. Are you already whole and complete or does something make you whole and complete? What? 4440. Do you prefer the word mankind or humankind? 4441. Do you look good in yellow? 4442. What do you want to win? 4443. What gives someone power? Who has power over you? Who do you have power over? 4444. What question do you really want to know the answer to: in general? about yourself? 4445. The lamest Disney movie ever was: 4446. One thing you thought you would never miss but do is: 4447. In what ways are you a rold model? In what ways are you a bad example? 4448. How is your blood pressure? 4449. What was our last horrble nightmare about? 4450. Hey you. What do you say? 4451. What is your favorite waste of time (BESIDES this survey)? 4452. How would you like to die? 4453. What are three words used in your area/dialect that many other areas/dialects wouldn't be familiar with? 4454. What are the ages of the oldest and youngest person you've ever had sex with? 4455. What is the wierdest place you have ever woken up? Did you remember how you got there? 4456. How do you feel when your partner is talking to an ex? 4457. Is there an unrequited (unreturned) love in your life? 4458. What is the most expensive gift you have ever given? received? 4459. List three traits that might help you to fall madly in love: 4460. Do children like you? 4461. If you found your child's diary would you read it? What if you found the diary of one of your parents? 4462. Have you ever stalked or killed a wild animal? 4463. True or Fales. You are moody in the morning: woman first: baby corn freaks you out: Life is fair: 4464. Name something you are now prepared to reveal about yourself that you weren't ready to talk about in the past? 4465. Name a talent someone has of which you are jealous: 4466. What would you think if you met yourself at a aprty? 4467. What would you most likely complain about in a Hotel? 4468. Agree or disagree. men need to be treated like children: it is possible to be in love with more than one person at the same time: you often feel pressured by others: couples should live together before marriage: 4469. If you owned a restraunt what kind of cuisine would you serve? 4470. Three words that describe your ideal day in bed are: 4471. If you had a ticket for a month is paradise where would you go? 4472. All men like to hear: All woman like to hear: 4473. If you are a woman what is your most masculine or macho trait or ability? If you are a man what is your most feminine trait or ability? 4474. How would you feel attending the wedding of an ex? 4475. Fiction or nonfiction. You can lie with a straight face: You pee in the shower: you prefer honesty even when it hurts: uncapped toothpaste causes problems: 4476. What is the longest lust can last? 4477. What would you like to experiance while blindfolded? 4478. The most horrifying couple you know is: 4479. Name three things you have experianced that would shock your parents: 4480. The oddest thing you have ever put in your mouth is: 4481. Lie or truth. love is a battlefield: you watch too much tv: woman enjoy sex as much as men do: you are often tired: 4482. What is the craziest thing you've done for attention? 4483. Do you believe in using the silent treatment? 4484. Your most embaressing thought: 4485. Your most prejudiced thought: 4486. A shameful moment for you: 4487. The biggest gamble of your life: 4488. What is your greatest weakness as a friend? 4489. Yes or No. complaining is a release: James Bond movies are sexy: You feel better when you have a tan: You sometimes eat your boogers: If yes, that's okay. 4490. Do you sometimes enjoy being mean? 4491. Are you high maintenance? 4492. Would you rather assume the role of sexual student or teacher? 4493. How many lovers do you consider to be too many? 4494. What fortune would you want to find in a fortune cookie? 4495. Nothing says lovin' like: 4496. Have you seen Bowling for Columbine? If yes what'd you think of it? 4497. Do you overuse the word genius? 4498. Are you proud of the history of your people? Why or why not? 4499. Do you think about world destruction? 4500. What object could completely symbolize maleness? How about femaleness? 4501. Who do you feel on shaky grounds with? 4502. How would you rate Stephen King as a writer? 4503. What movie are you looking forward to? 4504. Hulk Hogan with or without the bandana? 4505. Do you more often tell people what you feel or what you think? 4506. Have you been to see an opera? 4507. What do you wish that you knew with more certainty? 4508. Does your heart break and break and live by breaking? 4509. Can you tell the difference between what you think and what you feel or do you often get them confused? 4510. Have you read The Painted Veil? If not, you should. 4511. You are shopping in the Mad Mall for things to add to your room. What 5 things, given $1000 bonus budget on top of what you would spend, will you buy? 4512. Of the following things, which would you most like to have more of? drink, dreams, bed, drugs, lust, lies, hate, love, fear, fun, pain, flesh, stars, smiles, fame, sex 4513. Your preference. Barack Obama or Sarah Palin? 4514. Who'd win in a fight, Morrissey or Robert Smith? 4515. Earth girls are: 4516. One of your friends tells you they are going to train to become a cop. your reaction? 4517. Would you ever consider working for the government? 4518. What are the best and wort television channels? 4519. If you had a magical pencil and everything you drew became real what would you draw? 4520. Your boots were made for: 4521. What movie would you like to see a mystery science theater episode about (even if it isn't a sci fi movie, just one that needs making fun of)? 4522. What's the buzz? 4523. The last person you would want to be stranded on a desert island with is: 4524. Your partner takes an aeroplane trip. the plane disappears and is never found. How long do you wait for them to return before you begin looking for a new partner? 4525. Some animals that mate for life can literally die of grief if their mate is captured or dies. How many humans would do that do you think? 4526. What would you like to touch? 4527. Does anything you own glow in the dark? 4528. Would you rather ride a dragon or a unicorn? 4529. Do things just always go right for you? 4530. What's the best nick-toon? 4531. Can you make a balloon animal? 4532. Would you undress at a nude beach? 4533. Wherever there's a secret recipe, there is someone who wants to steal it. True or false? 4534. What is today but yesterday's tomorrow? 4535. Are you more like spongebob who does nothing right but still everything good happens to or like squidworth who tries to do things right and ends up having nothing good happen to him? 4536. How many glasses of water do you drink each day? 4537. What is the difference between intellectualism and pretentiousness? 4538. What do you like in a poem, accessibility, crypticness or somethin in between? 4539. What do you think of Robert Frost? Is his writing difficult to understand? 4540. Has learning to spell become obsolete? 4541. Who do you find yourself in constant conflict with? Why the conflict? 4542. What is the difference between literature and hallmark cards? 4543. How many contemporary poets can you name? 4544. What subjects do you refuse to talk about? Why are you hiding from them? 4545. Are you every parent's wet dream? 4546. Everyone starts in the garden of Eden but no one can stay there. Why not? 4547. Would you want to join a club that would have you as a member? 4548. Greatest Pre-Millenia film: 4549: Greatest film three hours or longer: 4550. No means.. 4551. When you are exposed to the artwork (poetry, painting etc) of a friend, family member or acquaintance how likely are you to criticize it? 4552. Do you mentally reject people? Before speaking to them? 4553. Are we already living out 1984? 4554. Sing, now! What did you sing? Can you sing? Are you the next American idol? 4555. Do you like the feeling of a ball point pen being used to draw pictures on your palm? 4556. Have you ever been airbrushed? 4557. Are you an elitist? What are you elitist about? 4558. Are you arrogant? About what? 4558. Use the two following words in a sentence: Ghandi, ford: 4559. Are you treacherous? 4560. Nam the ten bands you are the biggest fan of: Name the ten bands who are your biggest fans: 4561. Are you jolly? 4562. What does the world stop for? 4563. Would you like to reupholster your furniture in camouflage? 4564. Would you rather have your own personal life on the Isle of Rhodes or a new car? 4565. What were you born holding? 4566. Big nose, is it ugly or does it give the face character? 4567. Name three things you would NOT do, even for one million dollars (tax free): 1 2 3 4568. Who has rejected you? Who have you rejected? 4569. Natural body odor or perfumes and colognes? 4570. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? 4571. Who frolics in the autumn mist in a land called honalee? 4572. Is anything nastier as a snack than fruit roll ups? 4573. When you hear someone make a joke about something will you later make the same joke to someone else as if you had just thought it up? What if someone just says something intelligent, would you use what they said later as if you had made it up? 4574. What's on your pajamas? 4575. Are people nicer in new york or California? 4576. Ever think about moving to Alaska to live as a hermit? 4577. You are interested in a potential mate who is already attatched. Do you encourage him or her to leave their current catch or try to find someone all alone? 4578. Do you play in the snow? 4579. Do you save a snowball in your freezer to hit someone with in the summer time? 4580. What bible story would you like to see acted out by animated vegetables? What vegetable would play jesus? 4581. Will you be ready for the next alien attack? 4582. You can't make this easy can you? 4583. What is a small thing that people let slide but that actually has dire consequences? 4584. Are you the open window maniac? 4585. Have you ever been a hall monitor? What exactly do hall monitors do anyway? 4586. Would you rather wear an army uniform or a cow costume for Halloween? 4587. When was the last time you played tag, musical chairs, hide and seek etc? 4588. Can you leap frog? 4589. What was the lost strong and clear emotion yo felt? 4590. Are you more of a disco ball, a candle or a robot? 4591. Could any good come out of a nuclear holocaust? 4592. Are you an angel in disguise? 4593. Could you have fun with a jelly fish? for 12 hours? 4594. Who throws the wildest parties? 4595. Do you own an I <3 NY shirt? 4596. If you could make a channel that played only one show all day what show would it be? 4597. Are you a rock star, only no one knows it yet? 4598. have you ever been stung by anything? What? 4599. Who's autograph have you gotten in the last year? 4600. Are you enjoying this? 4601. What do you think of rappers who talk about raping and killing their mother? 4602. Are you art? 4603. Do you think that most writers musicians and artists make art or lve art? What would you prefer them do? 4604. Iraq is destroying it's missiles and the white house is still not happy. Why not? 4605. Do you find Americans to be a very sterile and emotionless people? 4606. What do we talk about when we talk about love? 4607. Would you write a ong about how horrible your mom is in order to sell more records? Why would anyone want to hear that anyway? 4608. Do you think that eminem is genuine or doing it all for show (even his mom says it's all for show)? 4609. Should juveniles be tried as adults if they commit murder? 4610. Should there be laws to restrict breeding? Should the laws include getting a high score on an iq test? Should the laws include proving that you can/will be able to provide care and support for the child?/ Should the laws include a background check to determine whether you will be a fit parent? 4611. Would you/have you ever committed statutory rape (had sex with someone 17 or younger while you were 18 or older)? 4612. Do you believe that Mcdonald's should be held responsible for it's customer's obesity? 4613. Did you know that 1/2 of American adults read at an 8th grade level or below (I just saw it on fox news)? What do you think of this? 4614. Do you drink tea with honey? 4615. Do bees and wasps terrify you? 4616. How do you decide what to say and do when someone puts the spotlight on you? 4617. Are you more muddy or clean?? 4618. If consciousness could speak what would it say? 4619. Is Leslie a good name for a man? 4620. Why do men feel they have the right to look woman up and down? 4621. Are you pristine? 4621. Do you want to blind people with your wet-look lip gloss? Guys, do you like to be blinded by super shiny wet-look lip gloss? 4622. How many years is too big of an age difference for a couple? 4623. What would the worst name be to have? 4624. China and France are both opposed to war with Iraq. What do you think of this? 4625. What do you think about Canada? 4626. What country is the most generous about foreign aid? What country is the least generous? 4627. Who's the sexiest actor/actress? 4628. Are you a humanitarian? 4629. Have you ever seen the Tommy and Pamela Anderson honeymoon sex video? Do you think it was meant to be private or a publicity stunt? 4630. Are you a cat expert? 4631. Your most necessary accessory? 4632. What's your idea of fun? 4633. At what age will you panic about feeling old? 4634. It's you and ___ against the world. 4635. Are you the keymaster or the gatekeeper? 4636. When is the end of the world going to be? 4637. Write your own theme song now: 4638. Do you yell at the TV when the news disturbs you? 4639. Is society too sick to survive? 4640. Have you ever been involved in a ritual? 4641. What the hell do YOU want????? 4642. Have you heard of the performance "Springtime for Hitler?" Would you be interested in watching it? 4643. Green Day's best album is: why? 4644. Fast food of choice is for you: 4645. What song is in your head RIGHT NOW!!!?? 4646. Is this a magic monet? Of course it is. 4647. A theme song you hate is: 4648. What words can you come up with by anagraming your name? 4649. Are you a magician? 4650. What kind of waffles suit you best? 4651. It's the olden days and your father is going to drive all the way from the big city. He wants to bring something back for you. What do you ask him for? 4652. Have you ever watched Little House on the Prairie? 4653. How did Columbus discover America when people were already living here? Didn't They discover it? 4654. How far can you spit? 4655. What drinks do you know how to mix? 4656. What does the perfect engagement ring look like? 4657. How do you feel about arranged marriages? 4658. Do you talk to angels? 4659. What are you worried bout? 4660. How often do you touch people in conversations? 4661. Do you read in bed? 4662. How many sick days in a row do you take off from school or work? 4663. There are three nursery schools. Nursery school one has children sit together around tables. It emphasizes group play. It has building blocks that are very large, so large that it takes two or more children to lift them, in order to teach working together. It is moderately decorated and encourages the imagination by providing less materials for the children. There is one teacher per classroom and the teacher likes to allow the children to work out their own problems. Nursery school two has many materials for the children and is brightly colored and decorated. There are two teachers per class and the teachers actively intervene between the children. There are different stations (painting, blocks, etc) and the children are encouraged to make choices about what they like to do and don't like to do. Nursery school three emphasizes scheduled activities. The children sit in rows and must work alone, relying on themselves. Everything is very organized and structured. The children wear bright clothing, and are taught to memorize stories and songs. If the parents both work, this school offers whole care, which means the child can stay overnight a few days a week. Which school would you send your (possibly hypothetical) children to? 4664. Each of those nursery schools is in a different country. Which one is in the United States? Which one is in Japan? What country is the last nursery school in? 4665. What hour is your most creative time of day? 4666. Does sleeping feel more satisfying when all of your work is done or when there's something else you should be doing? 4667. Here's a dollar. Put three songs on the juke box. 4668. Do you refer to teenagers as 'kids' yet? 4669. What is one thing you thought was the end of the world when you were a teenager (or if you are a teenager name something you thought was the end of the world 5 years ago)? What do you think of this thing now? 4670. Are Americans uptight about sex? Are you? 4671. What boardgames are in your closet? 4672. What movie quote sticks out in your mind (don't tell what movie it's from, let us guess)? 4673. What is the weirdest song you've Ever found yourself enjoying? 4674. Look in your history book. Who would you funk? 4675. A man in the reserves is being called off to war. He wants to defend his country but he finds that his 1 year old child needs a heart transplant. In his shoes would you stay and care for your child or go and defend your country? 4676. Is Wall-e likely to become an accurate prediction: a good movie: 4677. What is your salvation? What will it take you to achieve it? 4678. Is alcohol the water of life? 4679. Name a friend of the opposite sex: He or she tells you that he or she has always had a crush on you. Your reaction: 4680. Name one of your same sex friends: He or she tells you that he or she is gay. Your reaction: Then he or she tells you he or she has always had a crush on you. Your reaction: 4681. What was the difference between your reaction to the same sex and the different sex friend? Why the difference of reactions? 4682. Where could you go that would be so incredible you would no longer be able to come back to the life you live here and now? 4683. What is the main problem you have with yourself? 4684. When did you wish you could disappear? 4685. Why is it that we call poor-average people crazy and rich people eccentric? 4686. Is rain on your wedding day a good example of irony? Can you think of a good example of irony? 4687. What have you recently changed your mind about? 4688. What is one thing you won't allow yourself to have? 4689. What would you say if Brad Pitt married Rosie O'Donnell? What about if Catherine Zeta Jones married Drew Carrey? 4690. Name something that there is no wrong way to do: 4691. If you and your partner could choose which of you would carry the baby (yes even the male would be able to carry it) who would your vote be for? 4692. If men could get pregnent would abortion become much more acceptable do you think? 4693. When and where have you felt most comfortable being nude? 4694. What subject do you know the most about? Tell us something interesting about it. 4695. What is the longest time you have gone between orgasms? 4696. What is the least amount of money you would have to have in order to consider yourself rich? 4697. What words have others used to describe you? 4698. What is the most extreme thing you would do/have done to alter your appearance? Why did you/would you do it? 4699. What is the least amount of money you would accept to never have sex again? 4700. What has been the hardest secret to keep? 4701. What is your reaction to beggers and homeless on the streets? Are they lazy? Why? 4702. Does pure altruism exist? Why or why not? 4703. Is 'You like me and I like it all' an attitude you might have? 4704. Finish the words. Ch: An: Ge: So: Ne: Bo: Wi: E: 4705. What's your favorite science fiction movie? Make it a double feature. What's your second favorite? 4706. If you had a remote control for people who would you set on mute? 4707. When have you felt like you were living in the twilight zone? 4708. Do you have penis envy? Do you have vagina envy? 4709. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it? 4710. A child is born in Boston, Mass., to parents who were both born in Boston, Mass. The child is not a U.S. citizen. How is this possible? 4711. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth? 4712. If you had to choose between being 3ft. tall or 9ft. tall which would you be? 4711. If you could know the answer to any 3 questions, what would they be?: 4712. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the body or the mind of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want? 4713. Would it disturb you much if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the woods and left to rot? Why? 4714. Would you like to know the precise date of your future death? 4715. Would you be willing to give up all television for the next 5 years if it meant 1,000 starving children in Indonesia would eat and get medical care? 4716. Name a close friend of the opposite sex:Imagine they are from another country, visiting yours. Their visa is almost expired and if they get sent back to their country they may never get another visa to leave again. Would you marry them if after two years you could divorce them and they would be allowed to stay in your country? 4717. Do you always call/email in when you take a day off from schol or work? 4718. A fatalist believes that the future is mapped out in a pattern. A causalist believes that every event is tied to a previous event. Neither believes in free will. An indeterminist believes in total free will. Which are you? 4719. Would you rather have a masters degree in economics or creative writing? 4718. Do you feel the need to defend the honor of your family and demand respect? 4719. What do you think about that no one else thinks about? 4720. Which of the following best describes you: A laid back person who enjoys watching sports and playing with computers. An apathetic person who is open minded and passionate about music. A feisty person who lacks an attention span. Avant garde and over confident. 4721. Why are so many letters silent in French? 4722. For all the freedoms that people in the United States enjoy what are some of the ways that these people oppress themselves willingly and why? 4723. What, besides genetics and besides your environment and experiences, makes you what/who you are? 4724. What bands do your parents listen to that you: hate? like? 4725. What do you find: impressive: unimpressive: 4726. How easily do you understand Shakespeare? 4728. Translate into regular English: 'Romeo Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?' 4729. What's your favorite girl scout cookie? Is it made from real girl scouts? 4730. How do you open your car door when it freezes shut? 4731. Why is it that 95 percent of the letters in french words are not pronounced? 4732. What are you Dreading? 4733. When will your ship come in? 4734. Do you create your art for free? 4735. The Pope's recent message to George Bush is 'Go into Iraq and you go without God'. What do you think of this quote? 4736. Have/would you ever taken a botany (plants) course? 4737. Are you using your own computer or someone else's to take this survey? 4742. Is it true what they say about Star Trek movies, that only evey other one is worth seeing? 4743. Someone once said, 'Every possible outcome of something takes place in a parallel universe. So there is free will, but your choices only determine which of those parallel universes you live in.' Your reaction? 4744. Why do you think a man 25 or above might date a teenager? Why do you think a woman 25 or above might date a teenager? Any moral objections? 4745. Is there a difference between what is legal and what is ethical? Should there be? 4746. Point out something obvious: Point out something that isn't obvious at all: 4747. How do you stay so thin? 4748. When looking at a clear night sky what constellations can you locate? 4749. What movie has the worst ending ever? The best ending ever? 4750. Are you feelin' groovy? 4751. Oh the tangled web we weave when: 4752. Do you own anything velevet? If yes, when you wear it can you keep from touching it? 4753. Who have you been friends with the longest? How long have you two been friends? 4754. Who do you feel like you are in competition with? 4755. Is American culture more like Mexican culture or more like Japanese culture and why do you think so? 4756. What subject are you so familiar with that you could you write an FAQ (frequently asked questions) list about it? What would one question on that list be? What is the answer to that question? 4757. 'Don't use the rules. They're not for you - they're for the fools and you're a fool if you don't know that. So use the rules you stupid fool' How do you feel about these Clash lyrics? 4758. Are you for or against: Unconditional Religious tolerance? World Peace Under One Government? Total Freedom? Feminism? Love For all Creatures and People? Organized Religion? The Freedom to be Homophobic? The War on Terror? The Green Party? 4759. Have you read any of Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty books? If yes, what did you think of them? 4760. Can you do any voices or impressions and if yes, what ones? 4761. Guys, is it true that gentlemen prefer blondes? Girls, do blondes really have more fun? 4762. Do you enjoy sneaking up on people? 4763. Do you often break plans? 4764. "Angry" and "hungry" are two words that end in "gry". There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it? 4765. Does anyone smoke in your home? If yes, does that bother you? 4766. Have you ever actually seen a pink elephant? 4767. The answer to 4764 is "language". Did you get it? Get it now, then? 4768. What was the most embarrassing or crazy thing you ever dreamed? 4769. Are you depraved (marked by corruption or evil; perverted)? 4770. Who or what comes to mind when you hear the words: the dangerous objects factory? the dude who says dude? the man in black? the catastrophe involving food? the duct tape incident? 4771. In blackjack, do you often double down? 4772. Who's the big winner? 4773. Who do you care more about, your close friend in elementary school that you lost touh with or your first lover? 4774. What's your favorite part of a cat? 4775. What was on the last cd you burned? 4776. If you wanted to learn a new language would you consider buying a Disney movie in that language to pick up pronunciation? What Disney movie? 4777. Is there a modern plague? What? 4778. Are your baths and showers so hot that your skin gets red? 4779. When you dry your body after a shower do you dry your parts in the same order each time, almost automatically, or do you dry your prts in a random order each time, thinking about it while you're doing it? 4780. Do you feel like those who are speak a language around you that you can't understand are making fun of you? 4781. If you were blindfolded and your love/partner was placed in a line of fifty people could you pick him or her out only by: touching the face of each person? feeling one elbow of each person? smelling the breath of each person? licking the neck of each person? listening to the breathing of each person? psychically sensing each person? 4782. Close your eyes and turn your head towards the room you are in. Open your eyes. Describe the first object you see without telling what it is: 4783. What three questions will you never say NO to? 4784. Would you like to see an American in Paris? 4785. Are you more of a couch or a scratching post? Is there a difference? 4786. What is more important, imagination or knowledge? 4787. Would you consider modern life to be rubbish? 4788. What's the most sinful food? 4789. Name one thing about yourself that you are excessively proud of: 4790. If you went to Hell (imagining there is one) rank these punishments in order of the one you would most prefer to the one you would least prefer. being broken on the wheel: being put in freezing water: being force fed rats and snakes: being smothered by brimstone and fire: being dismembered alive: being boiled in oil: being thrown into snake pits: In my mind hell is not like this. It's just a place where all the interesting people go to drink, talk and tan. 4791. What other windows or websites do you have open on your computer right now? 4792. What kind of student were you in kindergarten? 4793. What misjudgement do many people make about you? 4794. If you had been named according to your personality what would your name be? 4795. What is made for kids but you love it anyway? 4796. Do you believe that China should cease to occupy Tibet? 4797. What is your opinion about the north American free trade agreement? If you don't know go here: http://forums.transnationale.org/viewtopic.php?p=502 4798. Dedicate a song to someone now. What song? To who? What line from that song most makes you think about this person? 4799. Can you live completely in the moment giving no thought to past or future? 4800. Can you honestly say that nothing bothers you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 That was your warm up ;P [spoiler=This will take you a while' date= good luck]What image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....?The memory of "Yes" and "No".Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER?lolwut?Do you believe in manifest destiney?Destiny exists without existing, so yes and no. Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)?No, never.Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things?hm? Let's say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school?Of course! Imagine that in the boys school fifteen girls sign up for calculus. In the boys school only five guys sign up for calculus. Should the guyss calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easier one?No.Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat are genetically altered?As long as it tastes good..... What does this world need?Optimism and a second Stephen Hawking (non-disabled) Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value?Yes. If you drink what kind of drunk are you?I don't drink alcohol. My body will have problems soon enough. Do you ever 'convieniently' forget something you don't want to remember?I can control what I want to forget and what not. So it depends on the special cases. Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)?Lolno? What is your favorite movie?The wonderful world of Amelie (I dont know if thats the exact English title)If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?10 times! 8) Have you ever called a: psychic hotline?no suicide crisis line?no sex line?no dating line?I get their calls! :P Have you ever placed a "personal" ad anywhere???? Do guys look good in make up?You have to be Emo or a girlman to wear make up. It still looks ridiculous, though. What are 5 things you don't care about?People I dont know, stupid discussions, stupid people, keepin my room tidy. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE?Live?What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view?Talking about paranormal things and the universe. What age do you hope to live until?110 Do you like to tie others down during sex?virgins here? *raises hand*Have you ever been tied down?I'm the only tier! :lol: Do you own any "toys"?Not the ones you meanDo you ever use them?Are you horny or something?Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way?I've never been spanked at all. I'm the only spanker! :lol:Have you ever spanked anyone else?s.a. Do these questions make you uncomfortable?Not at all, they make me laugh.Do you like that feeling?I like laughing.Does it turn you on?As I said: Are you horny or something? You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)?none of theseWhich one do you need to read?Being dumb for dummies What do your socks look like?White at the top, grey at the bottom and at the toes.2 grey stripes around the ankle part Does love float away if you let go?Love is an instinct Do you think that most people in today's society are: kind?some, not enough, thoughcalm?Many.humble?Too much.peaceful?too many, tbhhelpful?Yes. Could be morehappy?Depends on where you look.spiritual?Too many! D=creative?Only the elitefriendly?some.independant?Yes.intelligent?Biggest problem nowadays. Most arent.having fun?yes.comming up with new ideas?s.a. "creative?"able to think for themselves?Not enough.able to really connect with others?WiFi! If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is?I answered them all, muha! Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive?At specific persons, yes. Do you trust psychology as a valid science?Stephen Hawking and Sigmund Freud trusted it. And Einstein. If the three most intelligent persons of the new age accepted it, it is absolutely valid. Morals or Instincts?Instincts. They survived thousands of years in evolution Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed?An interesting mix of both. Have you ever been to see a ballet?In Music lesson at school.But else, no. What is the differance between Satan and Pan?Pan is cooler and not as red as Satan. What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem?it has to lie when speaking the truth. When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to?Every letter can mean EVERYTHING if you want to. Are you an orgasm addict?No, AFAIK Are you a sugar junkie?No. WHAT are you DOING?He started and I always wanted to know how it looks inside.WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them?They are not marching in MY line! Do you only hear what you want to?Yes. Are you anal-retentive?I'm the most anal-retentive person EVER! In and OutAre these sex questions starting again?Over and Under Around and ???straight through the middle. What was the last thing you returned to the store?A jacket. Why ask why?Have another beer, Static. First person you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science?STEPHEN HAWKING!ALBERT EINSTEIN! First person you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought?s.a. Why is it called 'coca cola'?Because it used to contain cocaine Would you ever buy a Ford car?No. Donald or Daffy duck?Donald FTW! Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced?No. Can you 'pinch an inch' on your belly?No, I dont have enough fat for that.Have you ever been to: a temple?noa bar?yesa massage parlor?no, does physio therapy count? Would you ever want to visit Thailand?no. What culture are you fascinated by?The chinese culture. It's awesome. Have you ever worn a cape?No, cant remember. What is the difference between 'nude' and 'naked'?You can use "nude" if your A-Key is defect. What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)?0.59 pounds. What makes you who you are?Everything but me. How do you search for meaning in life?Look at my answer for Yankee's question. If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you?Not at all. Why the "/" btw? You are alone with your lover's diary. What do you do?I read it. From beginning to the end. Are you an old fart?I dont think so. What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid?Inventing my own games and gadgets. Why don't people have more fun?Because they think too complicated. Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing?No.What pet?You!>=]]What article of clothing?underp a scarf. Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable?Bored, I'd say. Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society?I only felt that the society is unable to function for me. Is it nap time yet?Yes, c u later! Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world?As long as there is a free space, everything is fine. Do you like trains?ummm yes. What's in Hungary?Exa Raiun. have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back?no.Has someone ever held you back?I often hold myself back.What do you think of the term, 'organized religion'?"impossible". What do you think of the name 'Orson'?*cough*crap*cough* Why? What frustrates you?If somebody doesnt understand what I say and considers me as dumb. Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew..., sucker! Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick?You better post the Euros not the pounds, and yes, its expensive.Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks?Sure. Are you ill?At the moment not. Where were you the night of.....oh hell, last night?At home. Do you pronounce the 'er' sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)?ER Do you drink only 100% juice?Nope. What duck?I already said Donald, read carefully! :P Do you collect coins? How about stamps?no to both. wHAT'S the best way to learn a new language?understand it and collect experiences. Is god in you?no Are you in god?no. Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?Yes.Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live: One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books. OR Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably. Which life do you choose?2WHY?I need media in my life. And in case of emergency, I can commit suidide. What gives your ego a boost?compliments. What knocks your ego down?look at your previous questions "Whats your strongest point"? Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant?They forgot.Should there be?No. What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)?Look at the questions what most of the people are. If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist?No way. Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too?cliché What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful?First I'd laugh, then I'd help her. What do you represent?Effective simplicity. What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present? flowers: they know about your allergies. slippers: "stay here" candles: I found nothing else to give you. diamond necklace: I have to calm my conscience. gift certificate: I'm too lazy to look for another present or I have no idea what to give youcash: I dont know about your favours. books: Youre stupid, read something. How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book?9 years. What have you been caught doing?stealing a lottery lot. Does temptation make you do what you love?No, just my will. Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What?50% of the kitchen, Static. 50% of the kitchen. Do you read the instructions to things or skip them?Usually skip. Will yu ever reach your full potential?...I dont think so... Who is your biggest fan?me, tbh. Who do you take care of?my bigger brotherWho takes care of you?ma parents. Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right?no, thats not their job.If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong?Yes. Is it sexy in here or is it just me?Its sexy because of you. 8) You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what?A picshur of a smiley and my "Seife!"-signature, but thats an insider joke you wont understand. Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What?I can only create fantasy-figures. How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better?Help her in the house hold and cook something delicious. So you show that you can bear the responsibility.What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has?The worst mistake in evolution is the human intelligence. Oh, and my theory about destiny. Do you like answering questions about: your life?yeah...your taste?mhmmm...tv?meh.music?meh.art?no.politics?no.life?yes.religion?ok.issues?alright.sex?ask if you want to.loved ones?pffff.....hm.favorites?yes.objects?ok.math?meh.philosophy?yeah.hypothetical situations?meh...things that require lots of thought?YES!!! The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny?a bit. Death Penalty: Yes or No?yes. rather one dead than 212 killed by the sued.If yes; Public Executions: Yes or No?no. What was the last song you looked up the words to?Lilly Allen - F*ck You What Saturday morning cartoons do/did you like?I love em all, but prefer Bugs and Roadrunner. If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?no, anything =/= nothing; anything > 0. What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?it describes the T-shape. Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area?of course.If so how?I'd be careful and only leave my house if I really had to until hes caught. Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders?Not only castration. They should cut off the whole appendix. Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned....(finish the sentence)Math. If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers?Normal, as always. How do you stop pop up ads?I block or close em. You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home???I ask people for the money. How long would it take you to organize your bedroom?5 minutes. Make up a nickname for your bedroom:The locker of Davy Jones. What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee) There they are a-standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head... Where ARE the wild things?Where you left them. You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in?None. Pick a letter: F List some great words starting with that letter:Franz, frunkalicious, fidelity, f*ck Is eight days a week enough to show you care?A half day is enough. Have you told your parents you love them today?Theyre currently away. What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil?different names. Have you ever cross-dressed?never! O.O Are we living in a world without end?Of course we don't! Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition?Noez! DO you dance in the rain?Usually, I DOn't. 2967. Should the sopranos actors have been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade?Yes. Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate?oral sex. Is it time to switch to Decaf?yes. Why is it that the truth hurts?Because it isnt shaped for human pleasures. What are you guilty of?Thinking too realistic. What gives you inner stregnth?thinking realistic.:P *eyes you suspiciously* Where have all the COOKIES gone?You ate them in your terrible eating-orgy last night. I tried to get you away from the cookie jar, already forgotten? What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow?A candle. If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip?Yes.WWhy or why not?Because they have to deserve my money. Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie?p-pie. What Race/nationality was Jesus?Israeli. What was one evening you'll never forget?Stays my secret for now. PM if you really wanna know. Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird:with your eyesthrough glassesthrough a telescopethrough binocularswith your momwhile eating a cookiewhile masturbatingwhile hanging upside-downwith a nodding headon a photoon a paintingin your memorynot looking at it Trick or Treat?GET OFFA MY LAWN!!! If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)?I wouldnt spend it but put it on the bank. If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be? 1 Do not kill 2 No drugs 3 100% Loyalty 4 never betray your friends and family 5 don't believe in a higher existance 6 dont search for the sense of living - there is none 7 have a sense of humor 8 this religion is the best 8) 9 learn as much languages as possible 10 GET OFFA MY LAWN!!! When people lose weight, where does it go?It is changed to energy (movement and heat) Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film?nope.if yes, what one(s) and what did you think? If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time?yes! What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)?whole weat. Are you emotionaly articulate?most of the time, I'm too realistic, but yes. My emotions still exist. Does everything happen for a reason?no, thats also discussed in my Destiny-theory. Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever?:?....I dont think so.If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone? Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent?Sometimes Can you think of a door that has closed in your life?yes.Can you think of a window that has opened?s.a. What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'?the human is lazy. He doesnt do anything without good reason.Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of: courage?yessurvival skills?noindependance?yes What helps you to get over a Major heartache?sleeping Can you depend completely upon yourself?yes.have you ever tried?yes. How can you tell the difference between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part?at the end, the credits come. Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin?noIf not, I suggest that you do.cool, thx Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)?yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octiles Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 When will these ask a question threads stop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 when you can count till 100,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octiles Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 when will you quit this site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 after you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octiles Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 How does it feel, being stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 I hope you know that I have to answer the questions, not you. Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octiles Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Yeah, i was just playing, though. How did the dinosaurs die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 by a big meteor.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirsten889 Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 why did u get rid of ur granny avatar? (i liked it...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 I liked it too, and I will use it again. I just got the advice to change it and I cant keep the same avi forever. You can still find the granny in my sig! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 are you evil?are you insane?what is your avi of now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 are you evil?nah' date=' not really[/b']are you insane?kindawhat is your avi of now?It's Chopper from One Piece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louisandbronte Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Maye off topic slightly here lol..... But I think they should make a sort of online duel tornament where we can use all the yugioh cards we've created and use them in a duel... It'd be really fun............... :):):):) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 why are you obsessed with grannies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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