Kendo Fish Posted October 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Haha, I'm not! I need to finish typing my LATE chapter of Wild West Bob before I get back to this one, though. It should be up approximately a week late. The good news is I've written out that and the next chapter, so hopefully that one will be up this weekend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 is bob the delibird in chapter eight the same bob the delibird in chapter thirteen?dont use bob so much.it gets confusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Fish Posted October 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 He's the same Bob, all right. Bob is such a great name, I felt the need to use it in more than one story. If it makes you feel better, Wild West Bob's last initial is C. I think. YesIamtypingchapterfourteen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Fish Posted October 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 I was going to post Chapter Fourteen, but I'm REALLY not in the mood. Firefox crashed while I was editing a post. And it was a major edit. So unfortunately, the chapter is scheduled for whenever I'm not frustrated...which I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Merciful Idiot Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Are you in the mood now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Fish Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Aw, dang, now the internet on my computer's having trouble. I'm not in the mood to transfer another file to my mom's laptop via flash drive. Keep on pesterin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Merciful Idiot Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Awww....man.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chisom Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 All those chapters are just amazing.Well those are quite funny,chapter 2 is like by me more.Thank you so much for sharing this post containing these chapters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Fish Posted October 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 You're welcome. And seriously, I'm not abandoning this. No, seriously. But the latest chapter contains...[spoiler=Warning: kind of spoils I guess]DDR. And I wanted to map out all of the moves with dialogue to the side...yyyeeeeaaahhh. And the Internet on my computer is crap. So does Weather Report's. So we have to share our mom's computer. And he wants to watch videos. So yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Merciful Idiot Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Wedy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Merciful Idiot Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 How about now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kendo Fish Posted November 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 [spoiler=Chapters!][spoiler=Fourteen!]Chapter Fourteen: Raiders of Mt. Steel! Ben, under Puffster's supervision, went out to Treasure Town that day. The shiny Nidorino asked the local Chansey some questions about the Pink Army. If a Jigglypuff asked that kind of question, it would obviously be suspicious. "Well," the fat lady said, "rumor's going around that they defeated a humongous mecha, and were the first to come back alive from the Valley of the Diglett." "And is there anything they SHOULD do?" "Well, yes, of course! I hear there's something happening in the north in a place called...Mt. Steel." She spoke in a whisper, almost a hiss. Later they returned to the base. Puffster was at the stone podium in the meeting room. "We have a gang to watch out for. Some of you may already know that gangs are often found in highly populated areas and are prone to violence on the streets. With all of their potential combat experience, we should expect a team full of level one hundreds! We cannot charge into the fray and expect victory. No, when we venture into a new area we will approach with a different caution. We will play dumb." "B-but playing dumb makes me feel smart!" Lupo cried. "Rhino, slap her." "Ihh!" The Wigglytuff did so. "OW! What was that for!?" "ANYWAYS!! If the gang does not see us as a threat, I have come to the conclusion that they will not take us seriously enough to do battle. Before exterminating them, we must test their abilities. Everyone have lunch, except Areo, who can do...whatever she does when we're eating. We're going to Mt. Steel in an hour." ~~~~~ Mt. Steel stood before them. A series of tunnels and alleyways were carved into the sliver face of it. The mountain towered VERy very high above them. They entered the largest passageway they could see, one even the biggest fatties could squeeze through. To their surprise the passage was well-lit by electric torches along the corridor walls. They weren't in a narrow hall for long, as it gradually became wider and led to several other passages. "Ben will lead the team," said Puffster, "so they will not associate us as much with the Pink Army, and since he looks the strongest. Nobody will fight back until I give the signal. Answer no question correctly, save for common sense. Do nothing well, except for playing dumb." This wide hall felt eerie, too quiet. Nobody else was out... They heard something stir, something scamper. Puffster motioned for them to follow her into one of the many alleys. Inside it was much darker not much farther in. "Hey," the voice of some sort of gangster stereotype said. They jumped. "W-who's there!?" Puffster cried, voice shaky. From the shadows stared two red eyes. "Who are you, man?" "W-we asked you first!" "Hm. You're right, man." The Luxray stepped out of the darkness. He was quite intimidating in appearance, what with his spiky black and blue fur. At the tip of his tail was what appeared to be a star. The lion's voice was oddly unfitting for him. "The name's LuxLuxury4, don'choo forget it." "I'm Bill," Ben said, stepping forward. "Oh, cool, man, you're shiny?" "The word's alternate colored." "Oh, man, sorry." His weird red eyes looked down in shame. "Do you happen to know a gang?" "Aw, hell yeah! You don' know who you're messing with." "Are you the leader of said gang?" "Hell yeah - I mean, no. That's not me, man." "Well, we were kind of looking for your leader. We wanted to, y'know, talk." "Oh, well, that's cool, man. I can show you. Follow me." They did so, walking into the next alley over. "Hey, everyone, there's a few civilians, man. They say they wanna see you. And yeah, it's LuxLuxury4." The tea shivered again and backed away as someone answered with a stomp. "What civilians dare consult us?" an evil, echoey, deep voice said. "Uhhhh.....us." "RRROOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!" Not the Digletts again! Lupo thought. Alas, it was not. A truly massive Salamence, one several times larger than Bilbo, stepped out onto the scene. "HOly caNOle! Y-you're the leader, right!?" Puffster cried. Apparently not, for a figure some six feet tall stood upon his head. He jumped high into the air as a catchy tune played. The Blaziken landed gracefully and pointed at them with a sharp, 80's kind of sparkle. "Who are you to mess with...the DDRaiders?" he said, staring three feet down at the Nidorino. "The name's BlazInferno2, and that's with one 'e'! You're crazy if you think you're gonna reason with us!" BlazInferno2 was a red humanoid bird thing, with bird legs for arms. His actual legs were orange at the foot, and his body was mainly red. He had magnificent beige hair going down his back. "It's not like that!" Ben assured. "What's your name man, anyways? It...kind of confuses me." He slowly lowered his finger. "Well, the first part is the first syllable of the species name, the next is a catchy word, and the the number is -" "I think he means DDRaiders, man." "Oh, right." BlazInferno2's voice slowed, putting a small pause between words. "If we can tell you why can't we just show you. MarshMarv2! Bring it here!" "Got it, Blaz!" a scratchy voice responded. Something was being pushed into the visible foreground. It stood as tall as Blaz, but was two times as wide. It looked like two arcade cabinets put together back-to-back, something that would wash up on shore. Instead of a regular controller area there was something of a directional pad at the bottom, which you could step on. Each screen lit up, blasting music and showing the words "Dance Dance Revolution" in big, bright letters. "We are the DDRaiders. We play Dance Dance Revloution, and whoever loses to us gets their house raided." That's so stupid! Puffster thought. But let's go with it. Act scared. "I don't want my house raided! You don't even know where I live!" "Or DO we?" Blaz said with a glare. She screamed. "Then you'd better not play with us." "Wait!" Rhino said. Everyone stared at her. "I...say...we have...a discussion!" "You're right!" Puffster nodded a little toward Ben, and they huddled. "Areo plays it," Puffster demanded. "Any questions? No? Good. Break!" They broke up. "BlazInferno2," Ben coolly said, "we have decided to let our master dancer Areo take the challenge." "Your master dancer? We'll just have to go easy on you! SlugSluggyO's our newest recruit, and his name is spelled with an 'O', not a '0'! Show us what you're made of, Sluggy!" "Lava!" A lava slug creature glowed, then nodded. He squished over to one side of the machine. The Pink Army must have been in the shadows to them, for when they saw Areo roll forth, they laughed. "HA! I knew we only needed a new recruit! No way that thing in a ball can press the arrows that fast! Cue the music." A song of some sort started up. The two got ready to rumble... ←↓↑→ | ←↓↑→_____________-----------|-------------Areo quickly rolled backward onto the middle pad, then onto -----------|-------------the arrow at first. She was almost good!-----------|------------------------|-------------No! She has to fail!-----↑----|-----↑-----------↑----|-----↑------SlugSluggyO, using his shapeable moldable lava being -----↑----|-----↑------powers, stayed mainly in the center yet still did a perfect job -----↑----|-----↑-------of "dancing".-----↑----|-----↑------"Go, Sluggy," LuxLuxury4 cheered. "You'll do it easy, man."-----↑----|-----↑-----------↑----|-----↑-----------↑----|-----↑------Areo had another two failures. Maybe she wasn't trying that ---↓↑----|---↓↑------hard after all. And now there were TWO arrows to contend ---↓↑----|---↓↑------with! Ben gasped. "Two arrows!? How could you?"---↓↑----|---↓↑------ ---↓↑----|---↓↑------------→--|-------→--"Easily," BlazInferno2 answered.←------- |←---------←----→-|-←---→--Smart aleck.←----→-|-←---→--------→--|-------→--←------- |←---------←----→-|-←---→--←----→-|-←---→--------→--|-------→--The tempo sped up, though the way the song was going it really←------- |←---------should have been sped up from the start.------→--|-------→--←------- |←---------"Ha! A misstep!" Lupo taunted.------→--|-------→--←------- |←---------Why are they talking so much? Puffster thought.------→--|-------→--←------- |←---------←------- |←---------"Sorry!" SlugSluggyO whimpered.-----↑----|-----↑-----←------- |←---------If Areo could sweat, she would have now. With the upped tempo-----↑----|-----↑-----it was even harder to hit two arrows at the same time. She ←------- |←---------started to slow down. -----↑----|-----↑-----←------- |←---------Slow down more! Give up! Puffster thought ferociously.-----↑----|-----↑-----←----→|-←----→-←-↓-----|-←-↓←----→|-←----→-←-↓-----|-←-↓←----→|-←----→-←-↓----|-←-↓ "Sluggy's not much of a dancer, but he IS a winner," Blaz said.←----→|-←----→-"Okay. Stop the music."←-↓----|-←-↓-----⇇-----⇉-|-⇇-----⇉-⇇-----⇉-|-⇇-----⇉-⇇-----⇉-|-⇇-----⇉-⇇-----⇉-|-⇇-----⇉-⇇-----⇉-|-⇇-----⇉-⇇-----⇉-|-⇇-----⇉-⇇-----⇉-|-⇇-----⇉-⇇-----⇉-|-⇇-----⇉-←-↓----|-←-↓-----←---→|--←---→-←-↓----|-←-↓-----MarshMarv2 flipped a switch, and the Dance Dance Revolution machine was turned off. "Areo failed! Now we're gonna raid your houses." "Naw," LuxLuxury4 said, "too harsh, man." "How many Pokemon are in your team, anyways!?" Puffster asked, whimpering. "Uhhh...five." Puffster made an ultrasonic whisper, the weird kind that only certain Pokemon could hear. The army sprang into action (even Areo, albeit slowly)! Puffster kicked Salamence in the jugular (for she learned it was a great place to strike), Lupo threatened Sluggy with her butter knives, Rhino slammed Marsh against the wall, Bo and Areo stood guard around Lux and Ben had Blaz pinned to the ground. "I'm outta here." Lux looked around quickly, then walked calmly away somewhere. "You could knock down SalStepstone6!?" BlazInferno2 couldn't believe it! Puffster, now serious, walked slowly over to him. She looked down at him and said, "We are the Pink Army. You will not speak of this to anyone, or next time we meet it will be death. You will do no more preying on the innocent through these games, for we have our ways of finding out. Understood?" He slowly nodded, sweating profusely. "Y-y-yeah..." Puffster whispered again, and everyone backed away from the DDRaiders. Lastly, she stuck the sticky note on a wall. Remembering Sal, she stuck it on his face instead. That would leave an impression on people... "Mark my words," Blaz said, dusting himself off, "we will meet again. You haven't seen me dance yet!" "Yeah, sure," Puffster murmured as the army walked away. "The Pokemon who used to live here must have been idiots for letting them take over..." End of Chapter Fourteen[/align][spoiler=Fifteen!][align=center]Chapter Fifteen: Worm of Emotion!End of Chapter Fourteen[/align][spoiler=Fifteen!][align=center] Private Puff dusted the bookshelf, her favorite duty. Even when it wasn't necessary she dusted, having virtually nothing else to do, so it might as well have been her favorite thing to do period. Lupo came in with a yawn. "Dusting the family room again, huh," she moaned. "Yeah~" Pvt. Puff sang. "Yeah, well, turn down the lights, it's still early. And -- hey! Don't touch my Mars!" She snatched the Mars Volume 4 book from the shelf and ran away with it. Puffster slammed open her steel door. "It is five o' clock. A.M. I can see the light from behind a solid steel door. Turn it down!" "Mommy!" The private ran into Puffster's arms. "Oh, and that reminds me I wanted to ask you something!" She gave a cold, serious look. "What?" "Can I go outside again?" "What? Why? I just took you to see the Adventure Squad." "But you said they weren't real! And books say it's fall now! And they say it looks pretty! I've never seen this season!" Maybe something can be arranged...hm...no, it can't be done, Puffster figured. "No." Puff was ready to be excited, but was met with disappointment. "Oh, uh, well...I'll just keep dusting, then..." "And turn off the lights!" The door slammed shut. Pvt. Puff sniffed through her microscopic nostrils and picked up her feather duster again. She was content with that, at least... As she dusted, she heard a weird sound. Something seemed to shout, "WORM!" Pvt. Puff pushed books out of the way and found a tiny red Wurmple! It looked prickly yet squishy, and its earnest yellow eyes stared up at her eagerly. Puff gasped, slowly bringing the thing to her chest. It fit right in her hands. "I SAID TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!!" "Yes ma'am!" She hurried over to the light switch and turned the lights off. Now it was completely dark. She realized the Wurmple was gone! It must have fallen out of her grasp, no big deal. "Worm! Worm!" she hollered, running around. Then she remembered; Puffster didn't take kindly to other species. It was something about her past she never told anybody. Ben was only accepted because he had to be. She'd have to keep Worm a secret from not just Puffster, but everyone else in the army. They worked for her. What would happen to Worm if they told her? She stepped on a squishy spike. It was the Wurmple, of course. Puff picked it up and ran to her room. At least Puffster cared enough to give her an actual bed instead of that crib she used to sleep in. She sat the Wurmple on her bed sheets, and before she could turn the lamp on, nibbling sounds could be heard. Pvt. Puff pulled it away, instead placing it on the dresser. Turning on this light revealed a purple-painted bedroom with a few cleaning materials in the corner. Worm even nibbled on the dresser. "No!" Puff cried, shoving it off into her hands. "Who are you talking to like that?" It was Areo, waiting outside her doorway. "And please let me in. The floor is slanted and I just woke up." "I-I'm just talking to myself!" She forced Wurmple into a drawer, despite the eventual munching sounds. "Do Pokemon on land really do that?" Areo started rolling away, and cursed under her breath. Pvt. Puff breathed a sigh of relief. "I'm glad SHE'S gone. Now, about Worm." "WORM!" Worm yelled. "Oh no! The wormy!" Quickly she took the Wurmple out. Wood chips were scattered all over the inside. Areo slowly rolled back to the doorway. "I was wondering why would you-" Pvt. Puff dropped Worm and jump-kicked the stone door closed. "I can't answer that question right now! I need to talk to my Wor- I mean self now!" She was sweating bullets. She heard a muffled discussion. Then Rhino opened the door and let Areo in. "Thank you. Now, I just wanted to ask you-" "WORM!" "Um, uhh...sorry, what was that-" "WORM!" "Who's doing that-" "WORM!" She pushed Worm under the bed with her foot. "That's just me, I'm...kind of hungry, that's my...tummy rumbling." "Strange. I've never heard that from you before. Have you always sounded this nervous?" "You haven't noticed it?" "WORM!" "That tummy of yours is getting a bit loud. I think you should eat something." "No! It's okay!" She couldn't leave Worm unattended! "Actually, it sounds like it's coming from the bed. You sure it's your tummy?" "I'm sure! Could you go away now, please? I really need to talk to myself right now." "I'm going to check under the bed myself, then." Areo rolled closer to the bed, constantly repositioning herself to get a better view. "WORM! WORM!" It went off like a siren. "No! It's dirty under there! You don't want to look!" "Actually, I do." Finally, Areo was able to see underneath. She bubbled out a sigh. "It's just a land Gorebyss." Pvt. Puff collapsed and sobbed. "Please, don't tell Puffster, whatever you do! She'll never let Land Gorebyss stay!" "It's alright. I won't tell anybody," Areo assured. "You really won't!?" Puff leaped upright and went in for a hug. "Thank you - ow! You shouldn't be in this plastic thing all the time." "I don't have lungs." "Oh." She paused. "Do you ever eat anything?" "No, I have chlo-" "WORM!" Land Gorebyss alerted them of its presence. "Who said that?" It was Ben, waiting outside of her doorway. "I was in the room down the hall and kept hearing someone-" "WORM!" "-say that. Shut up! I can't concentrate!" "Sorry," Pvt. Puff said, "it's just my tum- uh, my Land Gorebyss." It was probably safe to tell Ben. She held out her Gorebyss. "That's a Wurmple." "Oh." "How'd it get here?" "I don't know, I just found it on the bookshelf! It keeps eating stuff! I don't know what to do!" "It's probably obviously hungry. By the way, Areo, I had some questions for you-" "What's going on in here?" It was Lupo, waiting outside of her doorway. "Is it Areo's question corner? Because BOY do I have questions! Do your muscles work well?" "I wouldn't know about my limbs-" "WORM!" "Oh, that's just my Wurmple." She showed him a squishy Pokemon. "Can you keep it a secret from Puffster?" "Cross my heart and hope to die-ie-I mean, diet. Yeah, diet, that's...more child-friendly," Lupo promised. "But BOY do I have questions for you, Areo! Why do your eyes glow? How do you feel in there? Do you get lonely? Dizzy? Suicidal? Are you-" "Worm's not safe here! I've gotta GOOOOO!!" Pvt. Puff took Wurmple with her to the closet, which contained mostly brown cloaks, coats and fedora hats. The perfect disguises. It was dark, but at least now she could have some alone time with Worm... Rhino opened the door. "Huh? Private?" Her arms L-shaped, Pvt. Puff dashed out into the hall with Worm in nub. "Please, everyone, just leave Worm alone!!" She was in somebody else's room now, which was also kind of dark. She sat in a conveniently-circular corner and turned her attention back to Worm. "Areo?" Bo was at the door. "I heard you're running a question corner?" She took a deep breath and shouted, "AREO'S, NOT, HEEEEEEERE!!!!!" She panted for a second, then began to sob. "All I want...is some private time with my Wurmple. Is that so much to-" "Actually that's a Cascoon." "Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAAA!?!?" In her hand was no worm, but another purple spiky entity! Its single, earnest, red eye stared at her expectantly. "It evolved while I wasn't looking...?" "Cascoons evolve fast. Their evolution Dustox needs to be outside." "B-but imagine what Puffster would do to it if she found out!" And so she did. Puffster lifted the manhole cover and tossed Worm into a nearby dumpster. "Begone!" she cried. The dumpster lid closed...on its life. "It can't happen!" She shook her head vigorously and cried into her Cascoon friend. "I keep overhearing you today," Areo said, sitting at the doorway. "But I need privacy and-" "I need it too." Pvt. Puff held Worm close. "When that thing evolves again, you need to let it go. You will not be able to keep a secret from Puffster long." "What secret?" It was Puffster, standing outside of Areo's room. "Tell me now." This was the moment they'd been fearing this whole chapter, and they never thought it would actually happen. Bo hurriedly said, "We were just saying there's no way we'd keep a secret from YOU, ma'am." "Well, why would you discuss that?" She stepped in, and Pvt. Puff tossed Worm away somewhere. The atmosphere changed. "You said it yourself, you can't hide it from me." "We have no secret, ma'am." Areo took a chance. "Hmph. I will have to keep a close eye on you." She was about to walk away when her ears pricked. "What's that?" "What's what?" She stared at them accusingly. "Some sort nof supersonic pulse coming from behind this huge lamp..." Indeed, there was a huge lamp beside Pvt. Puff. Puffster touched it, causing an equally huge and purple moth to flutter out from behind it! Its green wings flapped wildly as it shouted, "BLEH!!" "...What, THIS is your secret? What did you think I was gonna do, throw it out like trash?" "Yes!" Puff cried, tearing up. The Dustox flew onto Puff's head as Puffster said, "I cannot afford to take care of a Dustox, nor do I want to. So you have my permission to take Dustox out yourself." Worm fluttered away as Pvt. Puff hugged her mother. "Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!" "Oh, you're welcome, I guess." ~~~~~ Puffster stood close behind Puff on a sunny autumn day. Orange leaves blew past them in the calm wind. She had never seen anything like this season. It was one thing to see pictures, but another to experience it. She had Worm on her arm for a long time, wings tickling her cheek. Without a sound she wept, tears falling into the wind. Worm could go if he wanted to, but when would she ever see the fall again, let alone the outside world. "Goodbye," she finally managed to moan, and Worm glided away on the autumn wind. She is overly upset about this, Puffster thought. Perhaps I should have let her keep the Dustox. Her tears were not for the Worm. Not much, not only. For they were shed for the season, the outside world. Puff couldn't bring herself to run away then. She wasn't prepared for it. "Let's just go now," Puffster hurriedly said. "I have things to do." Puff took a different chance. "Y-you, Puffster," she sobbed, "y-y-you don't really care about me! You have no compassion!" "I have compassion!" She looked down, eyes glossy. After a second, she took her daughter by the hand and walked away. End of Chapter Fifteen Chapter Fourteen's a sloppy, but it works. Also, I'm a lazy. Also, I started typing chapter 15, and there is AMPLE time for typing more. (Also, I was involved in NaNoWriMo but I'm not anymore. LOOK IT UP!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Fish Posted November 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 And, hey, now I posted Chapter Fifteen. Sixteen has been written, too. And no, I'm not trying to develop Private Puff like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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