Kill the user above you

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

The Spelling Nazis kill you

newfie shark's uncreativeness

[Master Mave II]

You die. Simple as that.

Very uncreative, isn't it

 

Brussel sprouts (every child's worst nightmare!)

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

I force you to eat it

The thing that I don't know what it is

[ANBU]

pulls it out of the bag and shoots you with it before you see that it was a gun

 

a small pebble

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

It has tons of C4 attached to it

A bomb (cannot explode)

[WildVengeance]

I break you're skull with it by bashing you a million times

 

A website

[Crusard]

Tell all the users to kill you or upload Justin Bieber videos to it. MUAHAHAHAHAHAH.

 

A Vending Machine.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

I put you in it for a quarter

Rick Astley (He cannot be armed in any way

[ANBU]

I throw him into you knocking you down a hill causing you to roll off the cliff just past the hill, at the bottom of the cliff are large metal spike put there as a trap for anyone trying to pass

 

a Kunai

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

I use the back of it to push you off a cliff, then you land safely in the water. When you come out of the water, you die of pneumonia.

Immortality

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

you become so bored with it you get id of it and turn to dust

 

a gay shotgun

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

Eh, it still works perfectly fine. I blow your head off with it.

 

A dozen eggs

[Jaime Duferier]

Thrown at your face. egg shell slits your throat (yes, i know)

 

pokemon

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

Charmander used Flamethrower... On the oil

WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

 

 

Obscure internet references

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

As a consequence for downloading too many of them, your computer blows up in your face.

 

Eric Cartman (to hell with it, I'll throw him in there again)

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

You're Kenny, and guess what, it's his turn to kill you

 

Mints (no poison, no choking)

[Brinolovania]

I jab them up your nostrils. As you reach in to extract them, your girlfriend sees. You die of embarassment.

 

TRIFORCE

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

You die from its epicness. Why? ... I don't have a friggin' clue. You're dead, the world keeps spinning, that's all that matters.

 

The spinning world

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

It spins so fast you fly right off

a semicolon

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

It transforms into a pair... of... NUNCHUCKS!! Excited, you attempt to use them, but fail miserably via bolting yourself in the head.

 

A blob

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

it sucks away your flesh

 

chucky cheese

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

I cast a spell that transforms Chucky Cheese into an actual rat. Giant sucker at that too. I then use your body as a means to shield myself from being eaten.

 

Custard Pie.

[<}Alpha Frogodile{>]

I eat it and ask you for more. When you say you don't have any more, I go into a rage and kill you.

 

 

my own zombie (this is too easy)

[Brinolovania]

I chop its head off, and throw it at you. It goes down your throat, and you choke.

 

.

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

I fling a couple in both your eyes. Because you can't see where you're going, you run into a wall of spikes.

 

Imitation American CHEEEESE