Lonk Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 I drown you in the pool of blood and call Chuck Norris on the bananna phone (Thanks for the catylyst for summoning him) to make the pool flood the neighboorhood a safety belt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralneox Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 You show me your safety belt and make me feel jealous. I hire an assassin to take you out. He finds you dead on your living room floor. The safety belt had cut your circulation. I no longer feel jealous. Miley cyrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBlader Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 u r fliping tru chanels and u cach Miley cyrus on doing something the pure stupedity kills u instintly a dimensional portal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralneox Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 I activate a dimesional portal on your neck and transport your head to another dimesion. A duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 I use the duck to bite your head off. A cuddly bunny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 The cuddly Buny is a Rabid Cuddly bunny. ^^ Enjoy! Warm Vanilla Sugar Lotion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAEGING D0GKING Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Why should I kill? Oh yeah, YOU TOOK MAH MONEY!I throw the stuff at you and you die. Kill meh with YCMaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 YCMaker tells you you're perma-banned and you commit suicide. Potato Salad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Wolf Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 I eat it all and you commit suicide Stardust Dragon card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 I'll make it come to life and have it your LP drop to 0 Your Mom (Above:Copycat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralneox Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 My mum lectures you to death. Don't worry, I stole your wallet. Cigarettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I light all the cigarettes and shove them down your throat all at once. MTG card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralneox Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 I cut your wrist with a MTG card and you bleed out. A giant chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterium Tremendum Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 I command the chicken and terrorize the place where you live. Just when you think the chicken is gone, I command the chicken to stomp on you. Hmmm.... A 90-year old man that can barely walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vediavis Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 The man falls and trips you down a flight of stairs where you break your neck and die. A Gun (remember dont use things in obvious ways) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 I throw the gun and it hits you in the throat. While you gasp for air, I run up and pistol whip you with the gun until you die. A plastic water bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralneox Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 My turn, I'll draw! Now I'll activate PLASTIC WATER BOTTLE! It's effect is you die! NOW DIE! *explosion noise, your life points hit zero, i win cheesy card game fight with plot point card, you die* A batman cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Wolf Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 the cup is glass, I smash the cup om your head and make you swallow the sharp pieces, cutting your throat until you can't breath Shooting Star Dragon card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I throw the card into your neck and you bleed to death. MAH BOI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Red Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I strangle you with his beard a human eye ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralneox Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 I use my human eye ball to send you insane and you die screaming. Ah, the advantages of having the sharingan implanted. Thank you ebay. A cloud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 The cloud is made into poison gas and you breathe it and die Contact lenses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralneox Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I convince you to try on these contact lenses I have with me without telling you that before hand I laced them with DEATH! Which kills instantly after 5 seconds! A distraction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 The distraction just happened to be an explosion on a nearby billboard - which falls on you. During the distraction, I steal all your stuff and sell it at a pawn shop. An alarm clock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Wolf Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Break the alarm clock on your head and keep on smashing it on you until you bleed 2 death My missing 60$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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