Kill the user above you

[.:Blu:.]

I cut off your finger and then stab your eyes with it, finally I sharpen your nail and impale your throat!

 

a hankerchief

[The White Wolf]

I cut your throat open during surgery and stuff the hankerchief down your windpipe and sew your throat back up

 

myself

[.:Blu:.]

I cut your arms off and beat you to death with them!

 

a map of america

[The White Wolf]

your driving your car and I'm in it, I direct you to drive down a cliff, I jump out before you fall to your doom

 

my little sister

[.:Blu:.]

I hold her like a baseball bat and beat you with her until your head's no more

 

a cow

[The White Wolf]

the cow sits on your head and it poops on your head, you suffocate by horrible smell

 

my 2 older sisters..... who'd never kill me

[.:Blu:.]

I'll cut off their heads, hollow them out, and use them as boxing gloves to beat you to death!

 

A burger

[The White Wolf]

I stuff it down your throat, you try to swallow it whole..... doesn't work, you choke

 

an evil laugh

[.:Blu:.]

I use a tape recorder and record the laugh then I'll bludgen you to death with the tape recorder

 

a soft field of cotton

[The White Wolf]

your allergic, I stuff your head in the field until you can't breath

 

my dad

[.:Blu:.]

I make your dad go crazy over the phone and he goes on a murder spree in your house, killing you first

 

a cactus

[The White Wolf]

i push you into multiple cactus's, one of the points stabs you in the heart sooner or later

 

a non-fire proof match

[.:Blu:.]

Since it is non-fire proof, I light it up and throw it in your throat

 

peanut butter and jelly sandwich

[The White Wolf]

oops, wrong spelling but whatever

 

 

stuff it down your throat

 

your head

[.:Blu:.]

I'll headbut you into a wall of spikes

 

an empty water bottle

[The White Wolf]

I fill it with water and drown you with it

 

my hat

[.:Blu:.]

I'll suffocate you with it

 

glasses

[The White Wolf]

I blind you with impossible to see glasses and you fall down a cliff

 

my PS3 wireless controller

[.:Blu:.]

I'll play a fighting game with you, lose, get mad because you start to gloat, and then I beat you to death with it

 

a small water gun

[The White Wolf]

drown you via non-stop squirting

 

twin sword marauder card

[Lonk]

I give you a severe papercut at your throat. You gasp for air and die, quickly bleeding

 

cool air

[Ralneox]

I say "COOL AIR!" repeatedly over and over until you lose it. Deciding to end it all you throw yourself infront of a bus. The buss misses, but the car behind it doesn't.

 

A 'Kill the user above you' thread.

[Mysterium Tremendum]

You decide to post on the thread and have to endure so many vivid imaginations of yourself being killed, that you lose your mind and kill yourself

 

 

A Piledriver (Wrestling move)

[Pokemaniac92711]

I make you drink so much soda then piledriver you 'till you explode.

 

Pokemon Sprites.

[BloodBlader]

i make pokemaniac eat 5000 pages of pokemon sprites, hes stomec rips open and he disolves from his own stomec aced

 

a pool of blood and a banana phone