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Oh' date=' HERE'S Café N00b! For some reason I couldn't find it for a while. ;D

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You got to be kidding me man it is easy just find at least the first word Café and then you found. See how easy it is?

 

Well, there WAS this club called Café 99. But that was a sucky club. I like this one better.

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Hollywood claims to be better than us.


Lyfe.: *Grabs wheel from Taxi driver and turns around to pick up Charizard' date=' the dude with the Blobbafet Rockstar w/ a seizurey background for his Avi* *opens door* Get in. We is out of here.

 

[b']Raelen[/b]: Whoo! I had not have this fun since...*counts fingers* tomorrow... *pukes all over taxi floor* *passes out*

 

Lyfe.: ... Ah sh!t ... *stares at Raelen*

 

Raelen: ZzZz...

 

Lyfe.: Raelen, I am so not paying to have this cleaned...

 

Shinku: *Rips door of car* YOU...AREN'T...GOING...ANYWHERE... what the?? *stares at Raelen*

 

Raelen: ZzZz...

 

Lyfe.: Be vewy vewy quiet.

 

Shinku: Oh, okay. *tip toes away from the car*

 

Lyfe.: FLOOR IT!!

 

Taxi Driver: *Speeds down the street*

 

Raelen: *giggles in sleep* Shinku, I love your hair...* *Begins falling out of the Taxi*

 

Lyfe.: *pulls raelen in* *looks behind car and sees Shinku and his amazing hair running after us* GO GO GO!!!

 

Shinku: I...DONT...UNDERSTAND...69!!...

 

Lyfe.: Oh man, he's pissed. *Slaps Raelen*

 

Raelen: *talks in sleep* Ouch. Ha ha your hair just whipped me...ZzZz...

 

Lyfe.: God damn!

 

Shinku: *Jumps on roof of car and punches a hole in it* *grabs Raelen, forgeting that he was convered in vomit* EW! *tosses Raelen across the street*

 

Lyfe.: What the f*** was that for?! *Jumps out of car and runs to get Raelen*

 

Raelen: ZzZz...*bleeds violently from head*

 

Lyfe.: *calls another taxi* Take us to the hospital

 

Taxi Driver: Okay. *Looks back and shows that it is Shinku's Hair*

 

Lyfe.: WhatTheF***?

 

Taxi Driver (Shinku's Hair): That's right, I am nothing but a fakemon wig! :shock:

 

Lyfe.: *Looks back and sees Shinku, bald* *Vomits* Passes out* *smacks head on concrete* *bleeds violently from the head*

 

Charizard: ... ... ... I am never f***ing taking a Taxi with you guys ever again ... ... ... *walks to Starbucks and buys a Caramel Frappacino* *logs onto YCM on his laptop* *sees this post* Oh, it was all a story. Excellent! 11/10!

 

FIN

 

This is the story we were talking about.

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Fine. I'll throw him a frickin bone...(add him to story)


Lyfe.: *Grabs wheel from Taxi driver and turns around to pick up Charizard, the dude with the Blobbafet Rockstar w/ a seizurey background for his Avi* *opens door* Get in. We is out of here.

 

Pikachu: Where are you guys going?

 

Lyfe.: Anywhere but here!

 

Raelen: *from inside taxi* Whoo! I had not have this fun since...*counts fingers* tomorrow... *pukes all over taxi floor* *passes out*

 

Lyfe.: ... Ah sh!t ... *stares at Raelen*

 

Charizard: ...

 

Pikachu: Looks like fun ^_^ Can I join?

 

Lyfe.: Nope.

 

Pikachu: Banned from Club Pikachu...

 

Lyfe.: Fine, you can come. Just don't tell Shinku.

 

Pikachu: Meh, I make no promises. *climbs into taxi*

 

Raelen: ZzZz... *cough cough* *pukes even more in the taxi*

 

Charizard: ...

 

Lyfe.: Raelen, I am so not paying to have this cleaned...

 

Shinku: *Rips door of car* YOU...AREN'T...GOING...ANYWHERE... what the?? *stares at Raelen*

 

Raelen: ZzZz...

 

Pikachu: Awkward...

 

Charizard: ...

 

Lyfe.: Be vewy vewy quiet.

 

Shinku: Oh, okay. *tip toes away from the car*

 

Lyfe.: FLOOR IT!!

 

Taxi Driver: *Speeds down the street*

 

Pikachu: *Gets whiplash*

 

Chariard: Sh!t, that hurt! ...

 

Raelen: *giggles in sleep* Shinku, I love your hair...* *Begins falling out of the Taxi*

 

Lyfe.: *pulls raelen in* *looks behind car and sees Shinku and his amazing hair running after us* GO GO GO!!!

 

Shinku: I...DONT...UNDERSTAND...69!!...

 

Charizard: ?!

 

Pikachu: I do! It's a sex position ^_^ *looks at Raelen* See? Like this!

 

Lyfe.: Oh man, this is horrible. *looks away*

 

Pikachu: Just give him a little slap here and there *slaps Raelen*

 

Raelen: *talks in sleep* Ouch! Ohmigod haha your hair just whipped me...ZzZz...

 

Charizard: ...

 

Pikachu: This party is awesome! ^_^

 

Lyfe.: God damn!

 

Shinku: *Jumps on roof of car and punches a hole in it* *grabs Raelen, forgeting that he was convered in vomit* EW! *tosses Raelen across the street*

 

Charizard: *Watches Raelen fly through the air* ...

 

Lyfe.: What the f*** was that for?! *Jumps out of car and runs to get Raelen*

 

Pikachu: Raelen?! NOOO!!!

 

Raelen: ZzZz...*bleeds violently from head*

 

Lyfe.: *calls another taxi* Take us to the hospital

 

Pikahcu: HURRY!!

 

Taxi Driver: I will take you to the hospital then. *Looks back and shows that it is Shinku's Hair*

 

Lyfe.: WhatTheF***?

 

Charizard: ...?!

 

Pikachu: *looks at driver (Shinku's Hair)* ... That's just wrong ...

 

Taxi Driver (Shinku's Hair): That's right, I am nothing but a wig! :shock:

 

Pikachu: So I still have the best hair?

 

Lyfe.: No. *Looks back and sees Shinku, bald* *Vomits* Passes out* *smacks head on concrete* *bleeds violently from the head*

 

Pikachu: Lemme help you with that *Pulls Lyfe. into Taxi, but grabs him in very wrong places.

 

Charizard: ... ... ... I am never f***ing taking a Taxi with you guys ever again ... ... ... *walks to Starbucks and buys a Caramel Frappacino* *logs onto YCM on his laptop* *sees this post* Oh, it was all a story. Excellent! 11/10!

 

FIN

 

I EDITED THE STORY!! Charizard and Pikachu are in it.

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Pickachu' date=' I get it. It's a sex term.

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Oh god, NOT IN THE FRONT OF THE CHILDREN GERALD!

 

Cafe 69. Nah' date=' you won't get it.

 

How about Cafe 99.9?

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69 as in 69'er (sex position)?

 

STANLEY, NOT YOU TOO!

SORRY BENTLEY!

 

Gross man!

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