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Pickachu' date=' I get it. It's a sex term.

 

Changed to Cafe 99. =)

What the hell man! lol

That is it.

 

What the..? I thought this was Café N00b.. Oh well' date=' I guess it's not. I'd better leave... *leaves until the club name reverts to Café N00b*

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NO, get back in here your not allowed to leave.

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Lyfe.: *Grabs wheel from Taxi driver and turns around to pick up Charizard, the dude with the Blobbafet Rockstar w/ a seizurey background for his Avi* *opens door* Get in. We is out of here.

 

Raelen: Whoo! I had not have this fun since...*counts fingers* tomorrow... *pukes all over taxi floor* *passes out*

 

Lyfe.: ... Ah sh!t ... *stares at Raelen*

 

Raelen: ZzZz...

 

Lyfe.: Raelen, I am so not paying to have this cleaned...

 

Shinku: *Rips door of car* YOU...AREN'T...GOING...ANYWHERE... what the?? *stares at Raelen*

 

Raelen: ZzZz...

 

Lyfe.: Be vewy vewy quiet.

 

Shinku: Oh, okay. *tip toes away from the car*

 

Lyfe.: FLOOR IT!!

 

Taxi Driver: *Speeds down the street*

 

Raelen: *giggles in sleep* Shinku, I love your hair...* *Begins falling out of the Taxi*

 

Lyfe.: *pulls raelen in* *looks behind car and sees Shinku and his amazing hair running after us* GO GO GO!!!

 

Shinku: I...DONT...UNDERSTAND...69!!...

 

Lyfe.: Oh man, he's pissed. *Slaps Raelen*

 

Raelen: *talks in sleep* Ouch. Ha ha your hair just whipped me...ZzZz...

 

Lyfe.: God damn!

 

Shinku: *Jumps on roof of car and punches a hole in it* *grabs Raelen, forgeting that he was convered in vomit* EW! *tosses Raelen across the street*

 

Lyfe.: What the f*** was that for?! *Jumps out of car and runs to get Raelen*

 

Raelen: ZzZz...*bleeds violently from head*

 

Lyfe.: *calls another taxi* Take us to the hospital

 

Taxi Driver: Okay. *Looks back and shows that it is Shinku's Hair*

 

Lyfe.: WhatTheF***?

 

Taxi Driver (Shinku's Hair): That's right, I am nothing but a fakemon wig! :shock:

 

Lyfe.: *Looks back and sees Shinku, bald* *Vomits* Passes out* *smacks head on concrete* *bleeds violently from the head*

 

Charizard: ... ... ... I am never f***ing taking a Taxi with you guys ever again ... ... ... *walks to Starbucks and buys a Caramel Frappacino* *logs onto YCM on his laptop* *sees this post* Oh, it was all a story. Excellent! 11/10!

 

FIN

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Lyfe.: *Grabs wheel from Taxi driver and turns around to pick up Charizard' date=' the dude with the Blobbafet Rockstar w/ a seizurey background for his Avi* *opens door* Get in. We is out of here.

 

[b']Raelen[/b]: Whoo! I had not have this fun since...*counts fingers* tomorrow... *pukes all over taxi floor* *passes out*

 

Lyfe.: ... Ah sh!t ... *stares at Raelen*

 

Raelen: ZzZz...

 

Lyfe.: He's paying to have this cleaned...

 

Shinku: *Rips door of car* YOU...AREN'T...GOING...ANYWHERE... ??? *stares at Raelen*

 

Raelen: ZzZz...

 

Lyfe.: Be vewy vewy quiet.

 

Shinku: Oh, okay. *tip toes away from the car*

 

Lyfe.: FLOOR IT!!

 

Taxi Driver: *Speeds down the street*

 

Raelen: *giggles in sleep* Shinku, I love your hair...* *Begins falling out of the Taxi*

 

Lyfe.: *pulls raelen in* *looks behind car and sees Shinku and his amazing hair running after us* GO GO GO!!!

 

Shinku: I...DONT...UNDERSTAND...69!!...

 

Lyfe.: Oh man, he's pissed. *Slaps Raelen*

 

Raelen: *talks in sleep* Ouch. Ha ha your hair just whipped me...ZzZz...

 

Lyfe.: God damn!

 

Shinku: *Jumps on roof of car and punches a hole in it* *grabs Raelen, forgeting that he was convered in vomit* EW! *tosses Raelen across the street*

 

Lyfe.: What the f*** was that for?! *Jumps out of car and runs to get Raelen*

 

Raelen: ZzZz...*bleeds violently from head

 

Lyfe.: *calls another taxi* Take us to the hospital

 

Charizard: ... ... ... I am never f***ing taking a Taxi with you guys ever again ... ... ...

 

FIN

 

I lol'd. ^_^

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Hollywood claims to be better than us.


Lyfe.: *Grabs wheel from Taxi driver and turns around to pick up Charizard' date=' the dude with the Blobbafet Rockstar w/ a seizurey background for his Avi* *opens door* Get in. We is out of here.

 

[b']Raelen[/b]: Whoo! I had not have this fun since...*counts fingers* tomorrow... *pukes all over taxi floor* *passes out*

 

Lyfe.: ... Ah sh!t ... *stares at Raelen*

 

Raelen: ZzZz...

 

Lyfe.: Raelen, I am so not paying to have this cleaned...

 

Shinku: *Rips door of car* YOU...AREN'T...GOING...ANYWHERE... what the?? *stares at Raelen*

 

Raelen: ZzZz...

 

Lyfe.: Be vewy vewy quiet.

 

Shinku: Oh, okay. *tip toes away from the car*

 

Lyfe.: FLOOR IT!!

 

Taxi Driver: *Speeds down the street*

 

Raelen: *giggles in sleep* Shinku, I love your hair...* *Begins falling out of the Taxi*

 

Lyfe.: *pulls raelen in* *looks behind car and sees Shinku and his amazing hair running after us* GO GO GO!!!

 

Shinku: I...DONT...UNDERSTAND...69!!...

 

Lyfe.: Oh man, he's pissed. *Slaps Raelen*

 

Raelen: *talks in sleep* Ouch. Ha ha your hair just whipped me...ZzZz...

 

Lyfe.: God damn!

 

Shinku: *Jumps on roof of car and punches a hole in it* *grabs Raelen, forgeting that he was convered in vomit* EW! *tosses Raelen across the street*

 

Lyfe.: What the f*** was that for?! *Jumps out of car and runs to get Raelen*

 

Raelen: ZzZz...*bleeds violently from head*

 

Lyfe.: *calls another taxi* Take us to the hospital

 

Taxi Driver: Okay. *Looks back and shows that it is Shinku's Hair*

 

Lyfe.: WhatTheF***?

 

Taxi Driver (Shinku's Hair): That's right, I am nothing but a fakemon wig! :shock:

 

Lyfe.: *Looks back and sees Shinku, bald* *Vomits* Passes out* *smacks head on concrete* *bleeds violently from the head*

 

Charizard: ... ... ... I am never f***ing taking a Taxi with you guys ever again ... ... ... *walks to Starbucks and buys a Caramel Frappacino* *logs onto YCM on his laptop* *sees this post* Oh, it was all a story. Excellent! 11/10!

 

FIN

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