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It's funny how some people don't actually get what racism is. Like' date=' at school, someone could say "black" and then everyone screams out "RACISM!!".

 

For me, it's quite humorous because none of them know what racism is. Pretty much, racism is when you pick on a particular race, not describe them. Like for example, I ignore all the asians and I talk to everyone else. [i']That's[/i] racism.

 

YOU IGNORE ASIANS? I don't like you. >_>

 

one in cali' date=' one in NY, one in australia, and one in Holland. I even got ones image shack link well she does that to everyone and I plan on viewing it sometime soon for what is on it..

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Man' date=' "best friends" can be total bastards sometimes..

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Tell me the story.

Okay, well, we're in Maths. It's algebra. I'm studying, trying to finish my work. My friend passes me a note which says "I'm gonna kill you at lunch". I just laugh and continue working.

 

Now it's lunch. I'm with my girlfriend, talking about the Grade 12 prom. My friend appears. He swings punches and kicks at me. Now I know it's a fight.

 

Next, he tried to roundhouse kick me. I grab his leg and twist it round. I make him fall on the floor. He gets back up, fierce as ever, and gives me a nice uppercut. I feel the blood dripping from my nose. My girlfriennd tries to stop the fight, but he shoves her and makes her fall. At this point, I want to kill him.

 

I end up knocking him out, and he ended up going to hospital to fix some badly broken bones.

 

BUT GUESS WHAT? I get all the blame, even though he started it! IT WAS CLEARLY SELF DEFENCE!

 

Wow, that is pretty harsh.

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It's funny how some people don't actually get what racism is. Like' date=' at school, someone could say "black" and then everyone screams out "RACISM!!".

 

For me, it's quite humorous because none of them know what racism is. Pretty much, racism is when you pick on a particular race, not describe them. Like for example, I ignore all the asians and I talk to everyone else. [i']That's[/i] racism.

 

YOU IGNORE ASIANS? I don't like you. >_>

 

I said for example -_-

 

Also, two of my best friends are asians .... so ..... yeah ........... SUCK IT!

 

I only ignore some most of the asians in my school because they are stuck up and bit*hy.

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It's funny how some people don't actually get what racism is. Like' date=' at school, someone could say "black" and then everyone screams out "RACISM!!".

 

For me, it's quite humorous because none of them know what racism is. Pretty much, racism is when you pick on a particular race, not describe them. Like for example, I ignore all the asians and I talk to everyone else. [i']That's[/i] racism.

 

YOU IGNORE ASIANS? I don't like you. >_>

 

I said for example -_-

 

Also, two of my best friends are asians .... so ..... yeah ........... SUCK IT!

 

I only ignore some most of the asians in my school because they are stuck up and bit*hy.

 

If you're talking about Chinese Americans, I totally agree with you.

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It's funny how some people don't actually get what racism is. Like' date=' at school, someone could say "black" and then everyone screams out "RACISM!!".

 

For me, it's quite humorous because none of them know what racism is. Pretty much, racism is when you pick on a particular race, not describe them. Like for example, I ignore all the asians and I talk to everyone else. [i']That's[/i] racism.

 

YOU IGNORE ASIANS? I don't like you. >_>

 

I said for example -_-

 

Also, two of my best friends are asians .... so ..... yeah ........... SUCK IT!

 

I only ignore some most of the asians in my school because they are stuck up and bit*hy.

 

If you're talking about Chinese Americans, I totally agree with you.

 

I'm talking about Vietnamese Aussies, they are such dogs -_-

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It's funny how some people don't actually get what racism is. Like' date=' at school, someone could say "black" and then everyone screams out "RACISM!!".

 

For me, it's quite humorous because none of them know what racism is. Pretty much, racism is when you pick on a particular race, not describe them. Like for example, I ignore all the asians and I talk to everyone else. [i']That's[/i] racism.

 

YOU IGNORE ASIANS? I don't like you. >_>

 

I said for example -_-

 

Also, two of my best friends are asians .... so ..... yeah ........... SUCK IT!

 

I only ignore some most of the asians in my school because they are stuck up and bit*hy.

 

There is a certain person who is teased & ignored almost every day at our school. I found out why at camp. xD

He is a little sheet.

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It's funny how some people don't actually get what racism is. Like' date=' at school, someone could say "black" and then everyone screams out "RACISM!!".

 

For me, it's quite humorous because none of them know what racism is. Pretty much, racism is when you pick on a particular race, not describe them. Like for example, I ignore all the asians and I talk to everyone else. [i']That's[/i] racism.

 

YOU IGNORE ASIANS? I don't like you. >_>

 

I said for example -_-

 

Also, two of my best friends are asians .... so ..... yeah ........... SUCK IT!

 

I only ignore some most of the asians in my school because they are stuck up and bit*hy.

 

If you're talking about Chinese Americans, I totally agree with you.

 

I'm talking about Vietnamese Aussies, they are such dogs -_-

 

Vietnamese Aussies?

 

That's a weird combination.

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Two more convos

 

Stranger: *Your phone rings*

You: *answers*

Stranger: Sis? It's me Chloe

You: Hello?

You: Oh Chloe. how are you?

Stranger: Not so good, my boyfriend left me today

You: Hmm that sucks. let me guess for another girl?

You: Or maybe a guy?

You: Hello anyone there? Chloe?

You: *Dialtone*

You have disconnected.

 

[spoiler=my favorite hater yet most annoying]

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

Stranger: homo

You: What?

Stranger: Ive called you a homo three times

You: You better not be calling me that. and no you haven't you only called me that once.

You: Just now.

Stranger: homo

Stranger: homo

Stranger: you happy?

You: Are you a girl?

Stranger: no

You: okay jabroni.

You have disconnected.

 

 

I have more convos just dont want to share. Oh and I made a friend in Japan and a new GF in California. man I got lucky with both of them. the Japanese guy says I stay at his place. Cali girl has exbf issues and needs math tutoring. I get the good ones.

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I got pics. I shall not share because they are out of your league. And please don't call me David, I don't like being called my dad's name. It's not me and I never knew my dad nor do I have an actual pic of him, I'm waiting for his mom (my granmother) in florida to send me atleast a pic of him to show that she even cares. I also find it nice that my dad kept my mom's number in his wallet all his life.

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Firstly, let's ignore the above post, kay? =D

 

Otherwise, this post is pointless 0_o

 

And how would you excactly find a GF on there when you dont even know what she looks like!

 

She could be some grossly fat chick with an upside down face and she has 5 chins under her armpits on each side.

 

Lol, what's really funny out this is I'm describing Pikachu's dream girl xD

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