Café N00b [Jesus came to town on an ass.. Yo' mammas ass.]

[Charizard]

Lol.

 

Stranger: hi

You: I'm with the fbi

You: Your IP Adress has been tracked

Stranger: why

You: You have 5 seconds to leave this site before I track your adress

Stranger: why

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kira Magister Magi]

Well, mine was just plain awkward xD

 

Stranger: Hi, i am a horny guy, looking for a horny girl with a webcam.

You: Outta luck

You: I'm a guy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Edit: Now there's this:

 

Stranger: asl?

You: What?

Stranger: age sex location

You: Not giving

Stranger: why?

You: Uncomfortable

Stranger: common babe

You: Dude. I'm a guy

Stranger: im a girl

You: Either way

Stranger: daym ill tell you mine if you tell me yours ;)

You: No

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[The_Prince_of_Death]

here is my first conversation:

[spoiler=warning contains info for those only 18 and up should see]

Stranger: What uo

Stranger: up*

You: Nothing much. just tired from a freaking headache

Stranger: Sounds enticing

Stranger: Tell me more

You: Nothing much really, I wake up this morning and I feel dizzy and have a headache.

Stranger: Hangover?

You: Nope, I dont drink. Nor do I do drugs or smoke

Stranger: How old are you?

You: 16. 17 in January. You?

Stranger: 16

Stranger: Are you a nerd?

You: Depends on what type of stuff you are talking about. some people call me a nerd most dont. I'm good at math though.

Stranger: Is your name David?

You: Nope. not even close.

Stranger: Okay

Stranger: You sounded like a guy in my school

Stranger: So do you like to party

Stranger: Oh Wait

Stranger: are you a woman

You: Only parties I've been to are family parties and b-day parties, and no I'm a guy.

Stranger: ...

Stranger: Are you a lonley person

You: Well a depressed person yes, lonely I guess you could say so. My GF broke up with me for school reasons.

Stranger: Sure

You: Yeah that's what I said. I later found out she was dating some other guy.

Stranger: Ha

Stranger: nice

You: Yeah. My life is strange and has unexpected turns in it. If I could put my life in a book, those who read it would cry.

Stranger: If I wrote a book about my life people would look to the person to their right and high five each other

You: Your life has been that good? Hope it continues that way.

Stranger: So do I

Stranger: You know David

Stranger: Can i Call you david?

You: I don't care although it isnt my name.

Stranger: Any way david

Stranger: If you started living your like like your were going to die tommorrow

Stranger: You would truely realize that life is quite awesome

You: True. Like watching the Bucketlist. great movie.

Stranger: I have seen that movie

Stranger: Do that

Stranger: If you found out that you had two weeks left to live what would you do, david?

You: I'd find a way to meet my friends on a forum I go on during the weekend.

Stranger: ...

Stranger: Thrilling

You: But first I'd go bungie jumping off a bridge.

Stranger: Now we are talking

Stranger: Do you live in america?

You: Yep.

Stranger: Perfect

Stranger: Land of oppertunity

You: Not really much oppertunity happening onw.

You: I meant now, I type to fast for this keyboard.

Stranger: Cool

Stranger: But dont intrrupt me when i am typing

Stranger: What i want you to do david, is write down a list of things that you would normally do and then do them.

Stranger: Like for example you are in america right now

Stranger: Take a sheet long road trip

Stranger: Pull an alnighter

Stranger: Get into a bar fight]

Stranger: I want you to find a place where you can base jump and then do it

Stranger: Of course you would have to be safe when you are doing this

Stranger: But still

Stranger: Hit on the hottest girl in school

Stranger: Sneak into a party

Stranger: Get laid

Stranger: Star in a porno

Stranger: (I am working on that one)

Stranger: And the list just keeps going on

You: Ha. funny really. Although I spend most of my time trying to stay sane than anything else.

Stranger: GET WILD jabroni

Stranger: do something important with your life

Stranger: do you want to be remembered for something

You: I am doing that, but its still taking a while for the finishing product. Well There are two things.

You: One is the ultimate hotel

You: the other is finish my freaking program that I've been working on for the past year in a half.

Stranger: Explain both

You: The ultimate hotel will be highly handicap accessable, it will be energy efficient(green energy) Different decoration in every wing on each level. there will be a kids play area. A truck stop. an underground garage. Computer labs, Library. the works.

You: The program is something complicated and hard to finish. It's basically the key to stopping the conflicker virus and catching the person who made it. Or just one of those. But I've had to rewrite the codes a few times and I still have missing coding left to finish it But then I have to run simulation tests. I hate the thing really. I've found a way to make it update itself but it still needs comands so I take my time on it.

Stranger: God dammit

Stranger: That is all well and nice

Stranger: but it is not going to get you laid any time soon

Stranger: During winter break i need you to take a break and do all the awesome things that i told you to do

Stranger: And i mean it

Stranger: If you do half of the things that i told you to do...

Stranger: Then you are quite aweosme

Stranger: awesome

Stranger: And i wouldnt call it the ultimate hotel

Stranger: For it to be ultimate it would involve a pussy magnet of some sort

Stranger: every night the hotel has to be filled with at least 50 chicks

Stranger: then it would be the ultimate hotely

Stranger: hotelZ*

Stranger: N

Stranger: it would be called the awesome hotel

Stranger: And every spring break you would see me there Dancing it up with 3 chicks

You: Well it's still going to take time to have the building permit, floor plans, money, and workers to build it.

You: It wouldn't be called the ultimate hotel anyway. I won't say the name of it till its up an open. It will create many jobs and be a place of rest for people on a full traffic road.

You: Its in an area where Hotels wontt be seen for miles.

You: And the getting laid will come soon after I get it built with a soundproof room of my own.

You: Just for the privacy.

Stranger: Kinky

Stranger: and ewww

Stranger: But nice

You: Really the best building I've come up with other than better management for restuarants like Mcdonalds and BK.

You: I've come up with house plans in the past that have already been used as well.

Stranger: So (shot in the dark here) You want to be an architect when you grow up?

You: No not really. I'd rather be a Chef or some sort of IT guy.

You: But from all the classes I've taken, I can go for anyjob in America except president.

You: I don't like giving speeches.

Stranger: Okay

Stranger: but you know what

Stranger: You need to party

Stranger: at least once a month

Stranger: how well known are you at school

You: Not really known because I'm not in any of the clubs but I know half the seniors and 1/5 of the sophmores.

You: I do know about half the Juniors as well, I just have problems with names.

You: The freshmen were moved to a seperate campus to keep room in the highschool. so far it's helped but it's still packed.

Stranger: As fun as your school sounds

Stranger: you need to live a little

Stranger: have some fun

Stranger: ENJOY LIFE

Stranger: you funker

Stranger: i need to go

Stranger: got a party to head out to

Stranger: see you when i see you

 

[Kira Magister Magi]

That may be the longest convo anyone can hold on that site lol

[The_Prince_of_Death]

Nope I've had one longer with a girl that I shall not show. I got 4 new GFs from there :twisted: they will contact me by email.

[Kira Magister Magi]

Oh, that's safe xD

[The_Prince_of_Death]

one in cali, one in NY, one in australia, and one in Holland. I even got ones image shack link well she does that to everyone and I plan on viewing it sometime soon for what is on it..

[Kotaro]

Nope I've had one longer with a girl that I shall not show. I got 4 new GFs from there :twisted: they will contact me by email.

From where exactly?

 

Lucky you.

[Lyfe.]

Nope I've had one longer with a girl that I shall not show. I got 4 new GFs from there :twisted: they will contact me by email.

From where exactly?

 

Lucky you.

From the cardboard cut-out factory.

[General Assclown]

Stranger: You know David

Stranger: Can i Call you david?

You: I don't care although it isnt my name.

Stranger: Any way david

 

Best part of the convo. Made me lol hard. (also' date=' I only read up to there, it's waaay too long xD)

 

Nope I've had one longer with a girl that I shall not show. I got 4 new GFs from there :twisted: they will contact me by email.

From where exactly?

 

Lucky you.

From the cardboard cut-out factory.

 

Roh-fil-mah-ow =3

[Death Bishop]

Man' date=' "best friends" can be total bastards sometimes..

[/quote']

 

Tell me the story.

Okay, well, we're in Maths. It's algebra. I'm studying, trying to finish my work. My friend passes me a note which says "I'm gonna kill you at lunch". I just laugh and continue working.

 

Now it's lunch. I'm with my girlfriend, talking about the Grade 12 prom. My friend appears. He swings punches and kicks at me. Now I know it's a fight.

 

Next, he tried to roundhouse kick me. I grab his leg and twist it round. I make him fall on the floor. He gets back up, fierce as ever, and gives me a nice uppercut. I feel the blood dripping from my nose. My girlfriennd tries to stop the fight, but he shoves her and makes her fall. At this point, I want to kill him.

 

I end up knocking him out, and he ended up going to hospital to fix some badly broken bones.

 

BUT GUESS WHAT? I get all the blame, even though he started it! IT WAS CLEARLY SELF DEFENCE!

[Jolta]

It happens to me.

[Death Bishop]

So, you understand my point?

[Jolta]

When you fight back, you get the blame.

[Death Bishop]

Yep.

 

My parents understood it was self defence, but not the stupid principal.

[Jolta]

Oh, that one...

They eventually understand.

[Death Bishop]

I hope so.

 

Otherwise, it's bye-bye Grade 12 prom. :?

[Jolta]

:(

 

That bad?

[Death Bishop]

Yep. He has a grudge for me.

 

Off topic: I just saw Imma Mario get banned for posting this thread. Click the link.

[Jolta]

The trolll...

 

Off Topic: How do I Troll?

[Death Bishop]

I don't know, because I hate trolls.

[Jolta]

Hai gaiz... Want me to invite you to a game through Email?

[KuroKibo]

@The DB's story: Whoa. I bet he's a bully or sorta. Have your parents know it's not your fault?

 

@Jolta: What game?

 

Off-topic: I'm changing name soon! ;)

[General Assclown]

Man' date=' "best friends" can be total bastards sometimes..

[/quote']

 

Tell me the story.

Okay, well, we're in Maths. It's algebra. I'm studying, trying to finish my work. My friend passes me a note which says "I'm gonna kill you at lunch". I just laugh and continue working.

 

Now it's lunch. I'm with my girlfriend, talking about the Grade 12 prom. My friend appears. He swings punches and kicks at me. Now I know it's a fight.

 

Next, he tried to roundhouse kick me. I grab his leg and twist it round. I make him fall on the floor. He gets back up, fierce as ever, and gives me a nice uppercut. I feel the blood dripping from my nose. My girlfriennd tries to stop the fight, but he shoves her and makes her fall. At this point, I want to kill him.

 

I end up knocking him out, and he ended up going to hospital to fix some badly broken bones.

 

BUT GUESS WHAT? I get all the blame, even though he started it! IT WAS CLEARLY SELF DEFENCE!

 

Sounds like on of the Youtube Vids =/

 

That's happened to me once, I came down from another state and this kid instantly hated me for "attracting" all the girls (he used to be Mr Hot Shot but he got replaced). He kept saying "Your dead at lunch" and crap and eventually (on like, the 2nd last week of school) he hooked me in the face. Didn't hurt or anything but it shocked me he had the balls to do something like that. I went to smash him but both of our GFs got in the way -_-

 

Anyway, feel sorry for you. Did he have a reason to be such a di**?

 

Yep. He has a grudge for me.

 

Off topic: I just saw Imma Mario get banned for posting this thread. Click the link.

 

She's so hawt =D

[KuroKibo]

Anyway' date=' feel sorry for you. Did he have a reason to be such a di**?

[/quote']

 

I'm not answering your question, but I don't know. Maybe he's angry to DB for some reason. But it's not ancestors, I believe. That's the school nowadays.