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Man' date=' "best friends" can be total bastards sometimes..

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I agree. One of my friends called me a dero because the style of my pants had holes in them. Meanwhile, he doesn't have abs, he has flabs.

 

And at camp he was calling me a wuss because I wouldn't go on a high rope course straight away and when he got on the second log, he got off. I was the only one of my friends that completed it. >_<

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Man' date=' "best friends" can be total bastards sometimes..

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Tell me the story.

 

Yeah. This is going to be great! I guess.

 

Announcer: Story time with Pikachu, Eternal and Mr. Rawrsomz. Tonight, we will be discussing Death Bishop's issues with his friends.

 

*Catchy Theme Song*

 

Mr Rawrsomz: So Death, what brings you here to night?

Death Bishop: Got bashed *shows the black eye*

Pikachu: Pikachu *giggles*

Eternal: Lolno. So, Rawrsomz, you think we should get more "deeper" into the story?

Rawrsomz: Yes, I agree. So Death, how DID this black eye happen?

Death: I went to go see Barney live. It was kinda cool but then, the studio gave Barney a cappuccino instead of a and then .... he got angry *bursts into tears*

Pikachu: PIKACHU!

Eternal: Okay, this little yellow rat is starting to ^#^# me off! *picks up Pikachu and throws him*

Pikachu: Pika ..... Pika ..... *charges lightning*

Rawrsomz: KAMEHAMEHAAAA!! *Pikachu is sent flying out of the TV Studio*

Eternal: Good job *thumbs up*

Death: So, as I was saying, *sobs*, Barney got mad and ..... HE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE *bursts into tears*

Eternal: *hugs Death Bishop* Awww, it's gonna be alright

Rawrsomz: Lol, sif it will. He'll probably have nightmares and crap after being bashed by the purple dinosaur.

Eternal: -_- ............

Rawrsomz: Oh wait, sorry. I mean .... ummm .... YEA! Don't worry Bishop, everything is gonna be all better *smiles*

Pikachu: *rushes into the studio* I HATE YOU GUYS! *Thunderbolts everyone* Yeah beatchs, you just got pwned.

Eternal: But wait, I don't get it. How is the purple dinosaur relevant to his friends?

Death: Barney is my friend! *angry face*

Rawrsomz: Lol, you sad kid *bursts into laughter*

 

But seriously, I wanna hear the story =D

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Man' date=' "best friends" can be total bastards sometimes..

[/quote']

 

Tell me the story.

 

Yeah. This is going to be great! I guess.

 

Announcer: Story time with Pikachu, Eternal and Mr. Rawrsomz. Tonight, we will be discussing Death Bishop's issues with his friends.

 

*Catchy Theme Song*

 

Mr Rawrsomz: So Death, what brings you here to night?

Death Bishop: Got bashed *shows the black eye*

Pikachu: Pikachu *giggles*

Eternal: Lolno. So, Rawrsomz, you think we should get more "deeper" into the story?

Rawrsomz: Yes, I agree. So Death, how DID this black eye happen?

Death: I went to go see Barney live. It was kinda cool but then, the studio gave Barney a cappuccino instead of a and then .... he got angry *bursts into tears*

Pikachu: PIKACHU!

Eternal: Okay, this little yellow rat is starting to ^#^# me off! *picks up Pikachu and throws him*

Pikachu: Pika ..... Pika ..... *charges lightning*

Rawrsomz: KAMEHAMEHAAAA!! *Pikachu is sent flying out of the TV Studio*

Eternal: Good job *thumbs up*

Death: So, as I was saying, *sobs*, Barney got mad and ..... HE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE *bursts into tears*

Eternal: *hugs Death Bishop* Awww, it's gonna be alright

Rawrsomz: Lol, sif it will. He'll probably have nightmares and crap after being bashed by the purple dinosaur.

Eternal: -_- ............

Rawrsomz: Oh wait, sorry. I mean .... ummm .... YEA! Don't worry Bishop, everything is gonna be all better *smiles*

Pikachu: *rushes into the studio* I HATE YOU GUYS! *Thunderbolts everyone* Yeah beatchs, you just got pwned.

Eternal: But wait, I don't get it. How is the purple dinosaur relevant to his friends?

Death: Barney is my friend! *angry face*

Rawrsomz: Lol, you sad kid *bursts into laughter*

 

But seriously, I wanna hear the story =D

 

lol that would be funny if that was the real story

 

but seriously, what is the story, and bye pikachu (in the story)

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TALK ABOUT OMEGLE (This is non-sequitur)

 

Did you mean by

Omegle is a website used to communicate with random' date=' anonymous people across the Internet via chat. The site was created by 18-year old Leif K-Brooks of Brattleboro, Vermont and was launched on March 25, 2009. The name "Omegle" is an alteration of the word omega. The blue part of the logo contains an omega (Ω) turned diagonally.[/quote']

 

I guess Omegle follows me and Narasa as the symbol. =P

 

QE-After the Chat: I was connected to Omegle and what do I get? 'whats your cup size?' O_O

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TALK ABOUT OMEGLE (This is non-sequitur)

 

Did you mean by

Omegle is a website used to communicate with random' date=' anonymous people across the Internet via chat. The site was created by 18-year old Leif K-Brooks of Brattleboro, Vermont and was launched on March 25, 2009. The name "Omegle" is an alteration of the word omega. The blue part of the logo contains an omega (Ω) turned diagonally.[/quote']

 

I guess Omegle follows me and Narasa as the symbol. =P

 

QE-After the Chat: I was connected to Omegle and what do I get? 'whats your cup size?' O_O

 

Best thing about Omegle is that you can troll there.

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Too late. I've chose another stranger.

[spoiler=Here's our chat.]Stranger: hi

You: Ohai thar

Stranger: what the funk did you say (WTF did he just say?!)

Stranger: ?

You: Hi there

You: Duh

Stranger: hu

Stranger: hi

Stranger: are you male ?

You: lol

You: Why?

Stranger: idk

Stranger: do you have balls ?

You: lol

You: Stop asking weird questions xD

Stranger: ok as you want

Stranger: what do you like to do ?

You: IDK

You: you?

Stranger: piano

Stranger: biliards

Stranger: table tennis

Stranger: need for speed hot pursuit 2

Stranger: mortal kombat

Stranger: top gear 2 in sega

Stranger: classical musics, rock, pop, symphonic rock, gothic

You: WTF?!

Stranger: whats wrong ?

You: So many things FTW

Stranger: i dont know

Stranger: you are female ?

Stranger: xD

You: Nope

Stranger: i have to leave then

You: OK

Stranger: it was funking good to taqlk tot yo

 

Goddamn he's harsh. :P

 

[spoiler=And this guy is... well, I think he wants a date]Stranger: Sooo we have been on this date for 55 minutes, u can take the cash or we can go on a 2nd date?

You: Wut?!

Stranger: NEXXT

 

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People

make

fun

of

Asian

People.

 

It's funny how some people don't actually get what racism is. Like' date=' at school, someone could say "black" and then everyone screams out "RACISM!!".

 

For me, it's quite humorous because none of them know what racism is. Pretty much, racism is when you pick on a particular race, not describe them. Like for example, I ignore all the asians and I talk to everyone else. [i']That's[/i] racism.

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