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I once made a friend with a Chinese person who didn't know how to use chopsticks. Guess what I did. I taught how to use them. I taught him that until he could grab a pebble with it. It took him two weeks.

 

It's all true.

 

OK. That concludes our tonight's news about chopsticks. See you tommorrow.

I mean really. I even can't grab chopsticks. Well, that's because I always use fork :lol:. But learning by holding with three fingers, totally difficult.

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I once made a friend with a Chinese person who didn't know how to use chopsticks. Guess what I did. I taught how to use them. I taught him that until he could grab a pebble with it. It took him two weeks.

 

It's all true.

 

I learnt by myself.

 

Simple, use'em. That's how I learnt.

 

WTH is Panda Express?

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I once made a friend with a Chinese person who didn't know how to use chopsticks. Guess what I did. I taught how to use them. I taught him that until he could grab a pebble with it. It took him two weeks.

 

It's all true.

 

OK. That concludes our tonight's news about chopsticks. See you tommorrow.

I mean really. I even can't grab chopsticks. Well' date=' that's because I always use fork :lol:. But learning by holding with three fingers, totally difficult.

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If I met you IRL, I would teach you till you die.

 

Chopsticks are just a weird invention that I would never use if I had the choice. Why no just use a knife nad fork.

 

Chopsticks can act as a fork AND a knife when you want to. It's classified to be one of the most simplest and best inventions in the world.

 

I once made a friend with a Chinese person who didn't know how to use chopsticks. Guess what I did. I taught how to use them. I taught him that until he could grab a pebble with it. It took him two weeks.

 

It's all true.

 

You taught Chinese Chuck Norris to use Chopsticks?

 

Bruce Lee? He's dead, sorry.

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I once made a friend with a Chinese person who didn't know how to use chopsticks. Guess what I did. I taught how to use them. I taught him that until he could grab a pebble with it. It took him two weeks.

 

It's all true.

 

OK. That concludes our tonight's news about chopsticks. See you tommorrow.

I mean really. I even can't grab chopsticks. Well' date=' that's because I always use fork :lol:. But learning by holding with three fingers, totally difficult.

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If I met you IRL, I would teach you till you die.

 

On the quote: lol. I can't learn that until I die, even IRL. :P

Off-On the quote: What's IRL?Nevermind I found that out.

Off quote and topic: Sorry for late reply. Big Ied celebration in the noon. >_<

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