Longest Monster Name Competition (Ended)

hyperwater · November 5, 2007

Hi Everyone

I was making a stupid card with a really long name and I challenged someone to beat it they did but then I made one longer. So i'm starting a competition on it!

Here are the rules:

1. No pornographic talk

2. No actual cards posted

3. Only written cards

4. No Random words that don't form a senctence in anyway

5. Only up to four lines of "Really" (any more is considered spamming)

6. No Beating me!!!! Just kidding!

7. No copying someone elses card names

8. No adding on to other card names

9. A Capital letter must be put at the start of every word, otherwise I will not count it as part of the name.

10. No Spamming in general

Here are the prizes:

1st = 1 rep plus 1 rep for every person they beat

2nd = 3 rep

3rd = 1 rep

Here is my first example:

This Monster Is The Monster That Like To Be In Face Down Positiion Because He Is Ugly And Wants To Hide His Face From THe World Because It Is Dangerous When Mirrors Are Around Because They Shatter At The Sight Of His Face And Lets Face It Your Face Only Gets Uglier With The More Shards Of Mirror You Find In It.

crni32 · November 5, 2007

Super Monster who thinks he is monster but he dont know he isnt monster but i think he is monster but nobody knows he is a monster but few people thinks he is monster but president dont belive in that story,once he come to the store and people ask him who is he:he say i em monster,peoples didnt belive him,and he said i em really monster look me i em ugly,people say: yes he is ugly and all peoples start belive hi is monster

Cyber Altair · November 5, 2007

A Scary Monster Who Is Scary But I Don't Think He Is Scary So Do You Think He Is Scary Because I Don't Think He Is Scary But Still People Think He Is Scary But I Don't Think He Is Scary At Least Not That Much So Do You Think He Is Scary Or Not Cause I Don't Think So.

Winged Kuriboh · November 5, 2007

Creature With Long Legs And A Really Really Really Long Tongue That Gets Caught In Its Long Legs All Of The Time And So It Can't Run Otherwise It Trips And This Makes It Upset Because It Can't Have Friendly Races With Other Unnamed Creatures Or Run To A Shop To Buy Some Essential Items Such As Food And Water So It Has To Try And Find Its Own Food And Water Which Is Hard Because Of Its Really Really Really Long Tongue Which Forces It To Trip Up When It Runs So It Can't Hunt And It Can Only Get Food And Water If Other Creatures Take Pity On It And It Finds Eating And Drinking Hard Anyway Because Of Its Really Really Really Long Tongue And Because It Is Upset By Its Really Really Really Long Tongue It Hides In A Hole All Day Wishing Its Tongue Was The Same Size As A Regular Tongue So It Could Run Wherever It Wanted At Whatever Time It Wanted Which It Can't Do Because Of Its Really Really Really Long Tongue.

Beat that! Over 8 lines!

EDIT: When does the contest finish, and how many entries are we allowed?

Kizzi · November 5, 2007

This Card Is A Monster Because I Want It To Be But Anyway It Is Also A Monster Because I Say So And If You want To Hear Another Fact Then Here It Is It Has A Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Long Name Happy Now Okay You Are Not But You Will Be Happy Soon Because I Will Prove It By Telling You Its Name Okay Here It Is The Name The Really Really Long Name Here We Go The Monster See I Told You It Was A Monster Anyway Back To The Name Again That Cannot Be Destroyed In Any Way Okay I Am Lying It Can Be Destroyed But It Is Very Hard, Almost Impossible Really Okay I Am Lying Again Here We Go Oh Sorry That Was Part Of The Title Anyway Back To The Title Even Though This Is The Title Anyway So Where Was I Oh Yeah The Monster Which Is Actually Easy To Destroy And It Hides In Your Deck Waiting For It's Mummy But It's Mummy Will Never Come Because It Is A Card Thicko And When It Is Summoned It Is Really Wussy Because It Cannot Fight And If You Make It Fight It Cries Like A Wimp And It Actually Is A Wimp But It Gets Respect And You Are Probably Wondering How Well It Has Got A Really Long Name And That Is Interesting Because For Some Nutty Reason People Like Long Names Like You Hyperwater Because You Made A Challenge About Really Long Names And Then Made An Official Contest For It And That Proves That People Like It And By The Way It's Flavour Text Is Boring And Even It's Attack Values And Defence Values Are A Boring Zero Like Other Pathetic Cards And It Is Pathetic And Because It Is So Pathetic Some People Think It Doesn't Deserve A Long Name Like This So The Just Call It The Pathetic One Or Sometimes The Pathetic Thing But Don't Forget That That Is Only Some People And I Am Sure You Feel Different Well Anyway I Do Because I Like Long Names And If You Are Wondering Where The Long Name Is Then Your Reading It Right Now Because It Is This Sentence Dipstick

crni32 · November 5, 2007

This Card Is A Monster Because I Want It To Be But Anyway It Is Also A Monster Because I Say So And If You want To Hear Another Fact Then Here It Is It Has A Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Long Name Happy Now Okay You Are Not But You Will Be Happy Soon Because I Will Prove It By Telling You Its Name Okay Here It Is The Name The Really Really Long Name Here We Go The Monster See I Told You It Was A Monster Anyway Back To The Name Again That Cannot Be Destroyed In Any Way Okay I Am Lying It Can Be Destroyed But It Is Very Hard' date=' Almost Impossible Really Okay I Am Lying Again Here We Go Oh Sorry That Was Part Of The Title Anyway Back To The Title Even Though This Is The Title Anyway So Where Was I Oh Yeah The Monster Which Is Actually Easy To Destroy And It Hides In Your Deck Waiting For It's Mummy But It's Mummy Will Never Come Because It Is A Card Thicko And When It Is Summoned It Is Really Wussy Because It Cannot Fight And If You Make It Fight It Cries Like A Wimp And It Actually Is A Wimp But It Gets Respect And You Are Probably Wondering How Well It Has Got A Really Long Name And That Is Interesting Because For Some Nutty Reason People Like Long Names Like You Hyperwater Because You Made A Challenge About Really Long Names And Then Made An Official Contest For It And That Proves That People Like It And By The Way It's Flavour Text Is Boring And Even It's Attack Values And Defence Values Are A Boring Zero Like Other Pathetic Cards And It Is Pathetic And Because It Is So Pathetic Some People Think It Doesn't Deserve A Long Name Like This So The Just Call It The Pathetic One Or Sometimes The Pathetic Thing But Don't Forget That That Is Only Some People And I Am Sure You Feel Different Well Anyway I Do Because I Like Long Names And If You Are Wondering Where The Long Name Is Then Your Reading It Right Now Because It Is This Sentence Dipstick
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Jesus Crist what is this? this is too long for me,congratulations you are gret

Luna Diviner · November 5, 2007

The Almighty Dragon With The Longeat Name In Then Universe Who Likes To Eat Coco Pops And Drinks Tea ,It Also Is Best Used In Face-Down Defense Position Because Oof its Super Cool Effect That Allowed It To Increase Your lifepoints By 500 Times The Level of A Monster This Card Battles And By halving Its Attack Points It Can Directly And If You Are Asking Yourself Why The Heck A Yugioh Card Has Such A LONG NAME THEN DONT ASK BECAUSE IT IS A STUPID QUESTION AS IF IT DID NOT HAVE SUCH A LONG NAME IT WOULD BE AN UTTERLY POINTLESS CARD BECAUSE THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS THREAD IS TO MAKE A LONG NAME AND BY THE WAY THIS MONSTER CANNOT BE DESTROYED AS A RESULT OF BATTLE BUT UNFORTUNATLEY IT CAN STILL BE DESTROYED BY SPELL,TRAPS AND MONSTER EFFECTS BUT BECAUSE THIS MONSTER IS A DRAGON IT CAN FLY MAKING IT POSSIBLE FOR IT TO ATTACK TWICE IN ONE TURN THIS CARD IS VERY OVERPOWERED THAT IS WHY KONAMI WILL NEVER RELEASE IT TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC OUTSIDE OF YUGIOH CARD MAKER AND THIS CARD IS ALSO BANNED IN BOTH FORMATS EVEN THE TRADIATONAL FORMAT MANY PEOPLE MOURN BECAUSE OF THE MOST POINTLESS CARD IN THE WORLD BEING BANNED THIS MONSTER ALSO EATS SUSHI HIS FAMILY CALL HIM HROXGARY BUT HIS FRIENDS CALL HIM HROXY HE HATES IT WHEN THEY CALL HIM THAT AND HE IS ALSO A RED DRAGON WITH SILVER FANGS HE WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD USING HIS FIREY BREATH WHICH CAN MELT THE ICECAPS OF ANTARTICA IN A MATTER OF SECONDS THIS DRAGON LIKES ANYONE WHO IS NICE ENOUGH TO SPEND THEIR TIME READING SUCH A LONG PIENCE OF JUNK THAT IS A WASTE OF SPACE THIS DRAGON WILL ALSO BE HAPPY IF IF IT IS FED PORK AND CHICKEN BUT LETS NOT THIS DRAGONS EATING HABBITS NOW THE ATTACK OF THIS CARD IS 3500 AND ITS DEFENSE IS 3200 IT IS A LEVEL 10 MONSTER OF THE FIRE ATTRIBUTE.

Kizzi · November 5, 2007

I have used word; I have 380 words + 1895 characters

rahim the card maker has 339 words + 1748 characters

Luna Diviner · November 5, 2007

how long did it take for u to count those or did u use that word counter thing ?

Kizzi · November 5, 2007

Word counter of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Neod4000 · November 5, 2007

Name:

The Winged Dragon of the sort of nice welsh city llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch that writes fairly good songs which were originally uploaded onto Myspace in 2007 but are now featured occasionally on the British version of top of the pops in his band called the Horakhti guys of nothing in particular who originated in the small New Zealand town of Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphopnopparatrajathaniburiromudomrajaniwesmahasatharnamornphimarnavatarnsathitsakkattiyavisanukamprasit which has ice cream exhibits which you can go see on every second thursday but anyway this card is much better than its rival cards "The Almighty Dragon With The Longeat Name In Then Universe Who Likes To Eat Coco Pops And Drinks Tea ,It Also Is Best Used In Face-Down Defense Position Because Oof its Super Cool Effect That Allowed It To Increase Your lifepoints By 500 Times The Level of A Monster This Card Battles And By halving Its Attack Points It Can Directly And If You Are Asking Yourself Why The Heck A Yugioh Card Has Such A LONG NAME THEN DONT ASK BECAUSE IT IS A STUPID QUESTION AS IF IT DID NOT HAVE SUCH A LONG NAME IT WOULD BE AN UTTERLY POINTLESS CARD BECAUSE THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS THREAD IS TO MAKE A LONG NAME AND BY THE WAY THIS MONSTER CANNOT BE DESTROYED AS A RESULT OF BATTLE BUT UNFORTUNATLEY IT CAN STILL BE DESTROYED BY SPELL,TRAPS AND MONSTER EFFECTS BUT BECAUSE THIS MONSTER IS A DRAGON IT CAN FLY MAKING IT POSSIBLE FOR IT TO ATTACK TWICE IN ONE TURN THIS CARD IS VERY OVERPOWERED THAT IS WHY KONAMI WILL NEVER RELEASE IT TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC OUTSIDE OF YUGIOH CARD MAKER AND THIS CARD IS ALSO BANNED IN BOTH FORMATS EVEN THE TRADIATONAL FORMAT MANY PEOPLE MOURN BECAUSE OF THE MOST POINTLESS CARD IN THE WORLD BEING BANNED THIS MONSTER ALSO EATS SUSHI HIS FAMILY CALL HIM HROXGARY BUT HIS FRIENDS CALL HIM HROXY HE HATES IT WHEN THEY CALL HIM THAT AND HE IS ALSO A RED DRAGON WITH SILVER FANGS HE WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD USING HIS FIREY BREATH WHICH CAN MELT THE ICECAPS OF ANTARTICA IN A MATTER OF SECONDS THIS DRAGON LIKES ANYONE WHO IS NICE ENOUGH TO SPEND THEIR TIME READING SUCH A LONG PIENCE OF JUNK THAT IS A WASTE OF SPACE THIS DRAGON WILL ALSO BE HAPPY IF IF IT IS FED PORK AND CHICKEN BUT LETS NOT THIS DRAGONS EATING HABBITS NOW THE ATTACK OF THIS CARD IS 3500 AND ITS DEFENSE IS 3200 IT IS A LEVEL 10 MONSTER OF THE FIRE ATTRIBUTE." which really is quite a weak monster card, especially when put up against the thoroughly weak "This Card Is A Monster Because I Want It To Be But Anyway It Is Also A Monster Because I Say So And If You want To Hear Another Fact Then Here It Is It Has A Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Long Name Happy Now Okay You Are Not But You Will Be Happy Soon Because I Will Prove It By Telling You Its Name Okay Here It Is The Name The Really Really Long Name Here We Go The Monster See I Told You It Was A Monster Anyway Back To The Name Again That Cannot Be Destroyed In Any Way Okay I Am Lying It Can Be Destroyed But It Is Very Hard, Almost Impossible Really Okay I Am Lying Again Here We Go Oh Sorry That Was Part Of The Title Anyway Back To The Title Even Though This Is The Title Anyway So Where Was I Oh Yeah The Monster Which Is Actually Easy To Destroy And It Hides In Your Deck Waiting For It's Mummy But It's Mummy Will Never Come Because It Is A Card Thicko And When It Is Summoned It Is Really Wussy Because It Cannot Fight And If You Make It Fight It Cries Like A Wimp And It Actually Is A Wimp But It Gets Respect And You Are Probably Wondering How Well It Has Got A Really Long Name And That Is Interesting Because For Some Nutty Reason People Like Long Names Like You Hyperwater Because You Made A Challenge About Really Long Names And Then Made An Official Contest For It And That Proves That People Like It And By The Way It's Flavour Text Is Boring And Even It's Attack Values And Defence Values Are A Boring Zero Like Other Pathetic Cards And It Is Pathetic And Because It Is So Pathetic Some People Think It Doesn't Deserve A Long Name Like This So The Just Call It The Pathetic One Or Sometimes The Pathetic Thing But Don't Forget That That Is Only Some People And I Am Sure You Feel Different Well Anyway I Do Because I Like Long Names And If You Are Wondering Where The Long Name Is Then Your Reading It Right Now Because It Is This Sentence Dipstick" which is an even more absurd monster beacuse it is only half as strong as this monster and this monster has a much cooler name so hah hah to you all except of course to his royal highness King Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-Schplenden Schlittercrasscrenbon Burstein von Knackerthrasher Spelltinkel Grandlichgrumbelmeyer Spelterwasser Kurstlich Himbeleisen Bahnwagen Gutenabend Bitte-ein-Nürnburger Bratwustel Gerspurten mitz-Weimache Luberhundsfutgumberaber Schönedanker Kalbsfleisch Mittleracher von Hautkopf of Ulm, who is a terrible alchoholic and not fit to rule over Ulm at all really, in fact I would rather be King over all that is Ulm and King Johann's realms as only last week he downed a bottle of ACETYLSERYLTYROSYLSERYLISOLEUCYL

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The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, once asked, "Am I my brother’s son?" God asked Abraham to sacrifice Isaac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Isaac, stole his brother’s birth mark. Jacob was a patriarch who brought up his 12 sons to be patriarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob’s sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.

Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw. Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Afterward, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the 10 commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomn, one of David’s sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.

Without the Greeks we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns - Corinthian, Doric and Ironic. They also had myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intollerable. Achilles appears in the Illiad, by Homer. Homer also wrote The Oddity, in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey. Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.

In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits and threw the java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath. The government of Athens was democratic because people took the law into their own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high that they couldn’t climb over to see what their neighbors were doing. When they fought with the Persians, the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians had more men.

Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlics in their hair. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames. King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery. King Harold mustarded his troops before the battle of Hastings. Joan of Arc was cannonized by Bernard Shaw and victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks. Finally, Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same offense.

In midevil times most of the people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the time was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature. Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son’s head.

The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of their human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. It was the painter Donatello’s interest in the female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance. It was the age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

The government of England was a limited mockery. Henry VIII found walking difficult because he had an abbess on his knee. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When Elizabeth exposed herself before her troops, they all shouted, "hurrah." Then her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo.

The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespear. Shakespear never made money and is famous only for his plays. He lived at Windsor with his merry wives, writing tragedies, comedies and errors. In one of Shakespear’s famous plays, Hamlet rations out his situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy. In another, Lady Macbeth tries to convince Macbeth to kill the King by attaching his manhood. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Writing at the same time as Shakespear was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.

During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe. Later, the Pilgrims crossed the Ocean, and this was called the Pilgrim’s Progress. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by Indians, who came down the hill rolling their war hoops before them. The Indian squabs carried porpoises on their back. Many of the Indian heroes were killed, along with their cabooses, which proved very fatal to them. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.

One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps. During the War, Red Coats and Paul Revere was throwing balls over stone walls. The dogs were barking and the peacocks crowing. Finally, the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.

Delegates from the original thirteen states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin had gone to Boston carrying all his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm. He invented electricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared "a horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

George Washington married Martha Curtis and in due time became the Father of Our Country. Then the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.

Abraham Lincoln became America’s greatest Precedent. Lincoln’s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. When Lincoln was President, he wore only a tall silk hat. He said, "In onion there is strength." Abraham Lincoln wrote the Gettysburg address while traveling from Washington to Gettysburg on the back of an envelope. He also signed the Emasculation Proclamation, and the Fourteenth Amendment gave the ex-Negroes citizenship. But the Clue Clux Clan would torcher and lynch the ex-Negroes and other innocent victims. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth’s career.

Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltare invented electricity and also wrote a book called Candy. Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the Autumn, when the apples are falling off the trees.

Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian and half English. He was very large. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

France was in a very serious state. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened. The Marseillaise was the theme song of the French Revolution, and it catapulted into Napoleon. During the Napoleonic Wars, the crowned heads of Europe were trembling in their shoes. Then the Spanish gorrilas came down from the hills and nipped at Napoleon’s flanks. Napoleon became ill with bladder problems and was very tense and unrestrained. He wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't bear children.

The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. Her reclining years and finally the end of her life were exemplatory of a great personality. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.

The nineteenth century was a time of many great inventions and thoughts. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick Raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Samuel Morse invented a code for telepathy. Louis Pastuer discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radium. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.

The First World War, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by a surf, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.

THE END of history.

And this ends the longest card name in the world, no, strike that, galaxy, no, universe, no, multiverse. Beat that, Eric Bauman.

ATK: 67000

DEF: 76901 1/2

Effect:

Destroys one card on the field apart from this card whose card is "The Winged Dragon of the sort of nice welsh city llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch that writes fairly good songs which were originally uploaded onto Myspace in 2007 but are now featured occasionally on the British version of top of the pops in his band called the Horakhti guys of nothing in particular who originated in the small New Zealand town of Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphopnopparatrajathaniburiromudomrajaniwesmahasatharnamornphimarnavatarnsathitsakkattiyavisanukamprasit which has ice cream exhibits which you can go see on every second thursday but anyway this card is much better than its rival cards "The Almighty Dragon With The Longeat Name In Then Universe Who Likes To Eat Coco Pops And Drinks Tea ,It Also Is Best Used In Face-Down Defense Position Because Oof its Super Cool Effect That Allowed It To Increase Your lifepoints By 500 Times The Level of A Monster This Card Battles And By halving Its Attack Points It Can Directly And If You Are Asking Yourself Why The Heck A Yugioh Card Has Such A LONG NAME THEN DONT ASK BECAUSE IT IS A STUPID QUESTION AS IF IT DID NOT HAVE SUCH A LONG NAME IT WOULD BE AN UTTERLY POINTLESS CARD BECAUSE THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS THREAD IS TO MAKE A LONG NAME AND BY THE WAY THIS MONSTER CANNOT BE DESTROYED AS A RESULT OF BATTLE BUT UNFORTUNATLEY IT CAN STILL BE DESTROYED BY SPELL,TRAPS AND MONSTER EFFECTS BUT BECAUSE THIS MONSTER IS A DRAGON IT CAN FLY MAKING IT POSSIBLE FOR IT TO ATTACK TWICE IN ONE TURN THIS CARD IS VERY OVERPOWERED THAT IS WHY KONAMI WILL NEVER RELEASE IT TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC OUTSIDE OF YUGIOH CARD MAKER AND THIS CARD IS ALSO BANNED IN BOTH FORMATS EVEN THE TRADIATONAL FORMAT MANY PEOPLE MOURN BECAUSE OF THE MOST POINTLESS CARD IN THE WORLD BEING BANNED THIS MONSTER ALSO EATS SUSHI HIS FAMILY CALL HIM HROXGARY BUT HIS FRIENDS CALL HIM HROXY HE HATES IT WHEN THEY CALL HIM THAT AND HE IS ALSO A RED DRAGON WITH SILVER FANGS HE WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD USING HIS FIREY BREATH WHICH CAN MELT THE ICECAPS OF ANTARTICA IN A MATTER OF SECONDS THIS DRAGON LIKES ANYONE WHO IS NICE ENOUGH TO SPEND THEIR TIME READING SUCH A LONG PIENCE OF JUNK THAT IS A WASTE OF SPACE THIS DRAGON WILL ALSO BE HAPPY IF IF IT IS FED PORK AND CHICKEN BUT LETS NOT THIS DRAGONS EATING HABBITS NOW THE ATTACK OF THIS CARD IS 3500 AND ITS DEFENSE IS 3200 IT IS A LEVEL 10 MONSTER OF THE FIRE ATTRIBUTE." which really is quite a weak monster card, especially when put up against the thoroughly weak "This Card Is A Monster Because I Want It To Be But Anyway It Is Also A Monster Because I Say So And If You want To Hear Another Fact Then Here It Is It Has A Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Long Name Happy Now Okay You Are Not But You Will Be Happy Soon Because I Will Prove It By Telling You Its Name Okay Here It Is The Name The Really Really Long Name Here We Go The Monster See I Told You It Was A Monster Anyway Back To The Name Again That Cannot Be Destroyed In Any Way Okay I Am Lying It Can Be Destroyed But It Is Very Hard, Almost Impossible Really Okay I Am Lying Again Here We Go Oh Sorry That Was Part Of The Title Anyway Back To The Title Even Though This Is The Title Anyway So Where Was I Oh Yeah The Monster Which Is Actually Easy To Destroy And It Hides In Your Deck Waiting For It's Mummy But It's Mummy Will Never Come Because It Is A Card Thicko And When It Is Summoned It Is Really Wussy Because It Cannot Fight And If You Make It Fight It Cries Like A Wimp And It Actually Is A Wimp But It Gets Respect And You Are Probably Wondering How Well It Has Got A Really Long Name And That Is Interesting Because For Some Nutty Reason People Like Long Names Like You Hyperwater Because You Made A Challenge About Really Long Names And Then Made An Official Contest For It And That Proves That People Like It And By The Way It's Flavour Text Is Boring And Even It's Attack Values And Defence Values Are A Boring Zero Like Other Pathetic Cards And It Is Pathetic And Because It Is So Pathetic Some People Think It Doesn't Deserve A Long Name Like This So The Just Call It The Pathetic One Or Sometimes The Pathetic Thing But Don't Forget That That Is Only Some People And I Am Sure You Feel Different Well Anyway I Do Because I Like Long Names And If You Are Wondering Where The Long Name Is Then Your Reading It Right Now Because It Is This Sentence Dipstick" which is an even more absurd monster beacuse it is only half as strong as this monster and this monster has a much cooler name so hah hah to you all except of course to his royal highness King Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-Schplenden Schlittercrasscrenbon Burstein von Knackerthrasher Spelltinkel Grandlichgrumbelmeyer Spelterwasser Kurstlich Himbeleisen Bahnwagen Gutenabend Bitte-ein-Nürnburger Bratwustel Gerspurten mitz-Weimache Luberhundsfutgumberaber Schönedanker Kalbsfleisch Mittleracher von Hautkopf of Ulm, who is a terrible alchoholic and not fit to rule over Ulm at all really, in fact I would rather be King over all that is Ulm and King Johann's realms as only last week he downed a bottle of ACETYLSERYLTYROSYLSERYLISOLEUCYL

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The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, once asked, "Am I my brother’s son?" God asked Abraham to sacrifice Isaac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Isaac, stole his brother’s birth mark. Jacob was a patriarch who brought up his 12 sons to be patriarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob’s sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.

Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw. Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Afterward, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the 10 commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomn, one of David’s sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.

Without the Greeks we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns - Corinthian, Doric and Ironic. They also had myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intollerable. Achilles appears in the Illiad, by Homer. Homer also wrote The Oddity, in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey. Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.