Silas Angel Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 There ya go ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Willieh Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 for teh lulz I... I lol'd. At that. I did lol at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 ^ROFL How come no one posted this yet D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 ^ROFL How come no one posted this yet D: ^i forgot 'bout that one xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Always gets me. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 ^ROFL How come no one posted this yet D: ^i forgot 'bout that one xD lol Good thing I iz here:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 ^That's teh best childern book evar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Xazeon Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 I have a couple: After a man retired, his wife insisted that he accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, his wife is like most women - she loved to browse. Yesterday his dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs.Samsel, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.' 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. 12.. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna' look by using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' And last, but not least .... 15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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