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Or Shikamaru is just a gynophobe.

After further study and examination, I have concluded that Temari is the most probable significant other for Shikamaru. Afterall, Shikamaru claimed that he likes well-rounded women and Temari is probably one of the most curvy of the relevent women his age.

 

Shimaru is a butt man, I can see it now.

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Since we're on the topic of shipping for some reason. 

http://www.mangapanda.com/93-56104-11/naruto/chapter-504.html

http://www.mangapanda.com/naruto/631/5

 

Thats all I'm saying.

Yeah, glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. 

 

After further study and examination, I have concluded that Temari is the most probable significant other for Shikamaru. Afterall, Shikamaru claimed that he likes well-rounded women and Temari is probably one of the most curvy of the relevent women his age.

 

Shimaru is a butt man, I can see it now.

Temari is actually older than him. I am, however, going to suggest that has a bizarre interest in the oedipus complex. Kushina wants Naruto to marry a girl like her, and Minato did think Sakura was like Kushina. I believe Shikaku mentioned a recurring trait in the women that the men of the Nara marry, and Temari fit the description perfectly.

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I would like to point out that at this point SasuHina is more likely than NaruHina. 


Sasuke hates loud and obnoxious people.  Sakura is both.  Hinata is neither. 

 

Naruto/Sakura is pretty much canon at this point as well.  When Naruto claimed the two were an item, notice Sakura didn't deny it. 

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I would like to point out that at this point SasuHina is more likely than NaruHina. 

 

Sasuke hates loud and obnoxious people.  Sakura is both.  Hinata is neither. 

 

Naruto/Sakura is pretty much canon at this point as well.  When Naruto claimed the two were an item, notice Sakura didn't deny it. 

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Psst... Shut the f*ck up.

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Really distant though. Really, really, very distant. What do you think the Hyugas and Uchihas did?

They didn't. In case you couldn't tell, they didn't like each other very much. And it's not that distant, she's got to be a close cousin of Naruto since there's really no more Uzumakis. And besides, like Sakura, she's loved Sasuke since childhood. She barely even knows Naruto.

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They didn't. In case you couldn't tell, they didn't like each other very much. And it's not that distant, she's got to be a close cousin of Naruto since there's really no more Uzumakis. And besides, like Sakura, she's loved Sasuke since childhood. She barely even knows Naruto.

NejixHinata is a valid pairing (er, was) because of preserving the bloodline.

 

The Uchihas also inbred.

 

NarutoxKarin isn't any less possible, from a blood perspective, than NejixHinata.

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As in fellow Uchihas married each other.

You know

Like Sasuke's parents.

 

The other thing about Japan, marrying cousins isn't a taboo thing there like it is in the West. So while we see NejixHinata and NarutoxKarin as potentially messed up, they're just normal crack pairings for them.

Well, you also gotta consider the whole family thing in Japan. Neji is generally lower than Hinata so that wouldn't work out so well either.

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