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JunkSynchron911

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Well, he didn't.

 

Your murder was not elaborate enough, so I ignore the fact you even "killed" me.

 

Let me introduce you to Superjail, where you are staying now, and where I stuck you on my last post.

 

This place pays homage to one of my favorite shows, "Superjail!," on Adult Swim.

 

It exists in Dimesion 56-12, a dimension located inside a volcano inside a volcano.

Reality bends toward the will of the Warden, the ringleader here, or as we like to call him, "The Sadistic Willy Wonka".

 

There is no escape, unless you befriend a certian inmate that just escaped your rage.

His name begins with "J," and he gets out every time he comes back in.

He is the only one, however.

 

Untill then, good luck.

 

 

Scarlet Hill.

Superjail.

The windmill.

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Believe me.

I thought of that.

 

The Warden looks at and smells the clone, and with a snap of his fingers, it's gone.

"J" goes back to stabbing a man with a salad fork.

 

With the real Niashi behind me, I swoop around and use Absorb Vis, a spell that completely drains you of your spiritual energy. Jailbot then whisks you off to your original cell in Superjail.

 

 

Scarlet Hill.

Superjail.

The windmill.

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Meteors are way passe.

I harness the powers of the "Big O" mecha and his Sudden Impact.

The meteor is then reduced to a pile of rubble before it hits the hill.

You are then shipped off to Superjail.

 

The ban is still in place.

 

Scarlet Hill.

Superjail.

The windmill.

 

ou...

 

ou...

 

OUENDAN!

 

Because I can, I gather energy with MUSIC (Yes.) and I fire a Spirit Bomb at the current owner.

 

Then I claim it.

 

MY HILL!

 

I then claim it. Mah

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Pheonix Flower, eh?

Well, it can't possibly stand up to the might of Magic the Gathering.

By tapping two Island mana, I play "Counterspell."

Pheonix Flower Jutsu is extinguished.

 

Now time to get with it.

 

The Ban I placed is semi-lifted.

All modern assault and battle technology is unbanned.

 

In addition, Ranmanga gets stuck in Lion's tentacle trap.

I then take the "Journey Belt" and make him "Cold as Ice."

(Watch the Aqua Teen episode on Adult Swim. You'll get it.)

 

Well, all Niashi can do now is kill inmates, since he's still stuck in Superjail.

He was never out in the first place.

 

Oh, ans Debrisd, you do not gain any access to your yaoi room or any of the rooms in Scarlet Devil Mansion unless you convince Niashi to join, or secede from Darkered Hill.

Your choice.

 

With that taken care of, I pour myself a cup of black coffee and stare in the distance inside Scarlet Devil Mansion.

 

 

 

Scarlet Hill.

Superjail.

The windmill.

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Then, welcome!

Jailbot, please unshackle our friend here, he's with us.

 

Well then, Mr. Niashi, here are your prizes:

-An all-access pass to Scarlet Devil Mansion.

-The BanShuriken, another one of the "Ban" weapons, since I know you have a taste for Naruto.

-A cookie.

 

Here you go, but first...

 

INITIATION!

 

*Fires out of a cannon on our steam powered Trojan Horse to the enemy*

 

*Dusts off*

 

Welcome, and please enjoy your stay.

 

 

Scarlet Hill.

Superjail.

The windmill.

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I've had access to the world's greatest yuri and hentai since I was 10(3 years). And for that kinda stuff you need access to have access.

Oh, and I got my 1 Weapon Ban. I ban Time Travel!!

...so like do I put "The ban is still in place" at the end of every post now?

 

The ban is still in place(?)

Scarlet Hill

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