My Hill!

[King of Yesonia]

My hill.

[Major Arcana - The Fool]

Trips King of Yesonia. The King rolls down the hill.

 

My hill.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

Melvin gives you a hug.

Melvin's hill

I buy the hill from him by paying souls of Pegasus's zombies.

My hill!

[Sweetie Belle]

You paid with MY zombie souls, so it's my hill

 

MY HILL!

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

I somehow summon all the Egyptian God Cards AND the Wicked God Cards. I take the title deed then destroy you with my Monsters.

[Sweetie Belle]

My Hill

[Kizzi]

I sneak in at night and cut your throat.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

my hill

[Sweetie Belle]

I kick you in the nuts. You fall in pain.

 

MY HILL

[Makο]

My Void Ray receives critical damage to the engines. It crashes into you. I manage to emerge un-harmed. I stand on top of my crashed Void Ray proudly.

 

 

MY HILL!

[Sweetie Belle]

I am also unharmed. I push you off of the hill, and then get rid of the crashed Void Ray.

 

MY HILL!

[Makο]

I Summoned Warp Prism (a card i made) to Special Summon Mothership (I made this one to). It used its Purifier beam to annihilate you AND the hill.

 

So i go to the hill next door.

 

 

MY HILL!

[Asriel Dreemurr]

I trick you into selling me the hill for a bead and then kick you off afterwards.

 

My Hill!

[Makο]

...

 

 

I realized the trick that was played on me, so I threw a Psi Disruptor on top of the hill. Millions of Zerg Swarmed the hill. They then infested the entire planet.

 

I AM NOW THE KING OF BLADES!!! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

(my hill)

[Sweetie Belle]

I have been playing a mental trick on you the whole time. You are actually buried 4000 miles underground on an entirely different planet, inside an airless metal box with 2m thick walls, and no seams.

I also write my name on the hill

MY HILL!

[Makο]

Ah, but what you didn't realize, is that I AM YOU!

 

MY HLL!

[Sweetie Belle]

But my name is on the hill, so it's my hill.

 

MY HILL

[Makο]

But if I am You, that means your name is MY name.

 

MY HILL!

[Sweetie Belle]

That is what I wanted you to think...

 

MY HILL!

[Makο]

I send my armies of question marks to capture and torture you.

 

 

My HILL!

[Sweetie Belle]

I fend them off and install a 20,000 gigawatt forcefield around my hill.

 

MY HILL!

[Makο]

I use Feedback to absorb the shield and use a huge energy push to knock you off.

 

 

MY HILL!

[Sweetie Belle]

I do not know of this "Feedback you speak of, therefore it must not exist.

 

MY HILL!

[Makο]

Oh Ho! Look it up on a Starcraft website.

 

So Technically, it still my hill.

[Yasu]

I deny your existence.

You disappear~

 

This is now my hill.