My Hill!

[Kizzi]

I use my Sniper Rifle to take you down in a 3 hour gun battle that you lose because you're 10,000 feet away and all you have is a f***ing AA-12.

[King of Yesonia]

My hill.

[kevin7653]

I push you of

my hill

[King of Yesonia]

I'M A FIRIN MA LAZAAA!!!

My hill.

[kevin7653]

I push it of the hill my hill

[King of Yesonia]

My Ancient Gear Golem puches you off. My hill.

[Anbu-of-Sand]

NO STEALIN MY STRATEGY KEVIN >=O I push you and Ancient Gear Golem off the hill. MY HILL.

[kevin7653]

NO STEALIN MY STRATEGY KEVIN >=O

I push you of and build a wall around the hill my hill

[Anbu-of-Sand]

I call Chuck Norris. He eats your wall, breaks your arms and roundhouse kicks you off the hill. MY AND CHUCK NORRIS'S HILL.

[chedbonlahor]

I gaze upon the strife and madness that spreads atop the hill, tears from my eyes begin to grow into moist bags of anguish that suspend my eyes in pain. The pockets of salt water begin to swell and grow heavy with anguish, they sway and droop they fall, dejected like the crisp harshness of a winter leaf; dead. They plummet slowly as aching time drearily moves onward until they fall and spread unpon the virgin grasslands untainted by the immorality atop the hill. The two droplets of moist light twinkle in the harshness of the sun as they burn alive and squirm beneath its scrutiny. They wriggle together and merge as a poigniant act of defiance and sweep a most insolent flash towards the magnanamus sun above. They quiver now as I do, ripples ebb and flow, born an die, the quiver rises into shaking and the foot of the hill begins to sway, violently the shaking turns to rumbling as divine anger rips and tears the small puddle outwards. Rumbling swells into quaking as those upon the hill can only look on and despair as the water thrusts up the hill. Slithering and restraining its venomous bite the posessed water snakes up the hill. Pace becomes a valuable ally as the stream becomes the mature river, onwards and upward, the goal atop the hill shall be reached at any cost. The vicious surf crashes through the lip of the hill, scattering rock and debris as the water deviod of pity and patience leaps upward into the sky rising higher above the hill. Innocent clouds fally prey to it's wrath as it continues its accent. Those atop the hill can only look into the sky and see their fat and gluttonous sun encased by a glorious sheet of water. The wave reaches its highest point in the sky and is overwhelmed by a sharp sense of peace and love, before looking down and rememebering the immorality below, it falls. The angels and heaven sweep by and shower the wave with kisses and trinkets of love, fueling the hate. An ominous shadow looms overhead until......a..l....lf..e....go....ne....aw..ay....b.g.n..ag....an. Nothing is left, no chirping of the swallow is heard, nor is the laughther of children nor is the clashing of sword and wit, nor is my weeping. I step forth onto virgin land once again and climb the hill of salvation. With the summit reached I arrive at the centre and look upwards into the sky eyes firmly closed, wind brushes my cheek, I am at peace....

 

oh and my hill

[inteligent12]

I d3f1l3 the hill by hiring a group of Blood Mages to summon an army of abominations.

 

My hill

 

You get one rep for being writer.

and because i write long stories like this in forums too.

[chedbonlahor]

I d3f1l3 the hill by hiring a group of Blood Mages to summon an army of abominations.

 

My hill

 

You get one rep for being writer.

and because i write long stories like this in forums too.

 

haha thanks

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

I tear apart the fabric of time and space. nothing but me and the hill EVER existed (not even Chuck Norris)

MY HILL!

[Sweetie Belle]

I sew together the fabrics with my awesome and magical sewing machine. I give you and inteligent12 and his blood mages and their abominations a courtesy rocket ship. You are all excited and jump in immediately. It is equipped with warp drive so I can send you lightyears away in minutes. As soon as you are out in the Delta Quadrant, you encounter a wormhole that sends you to unknown space. Your warp drive is also disabled by the wormhole, so now you have no way of getting back. You crashland on a deserted and uncharted planet with no other life whatsoever.

 

My hill

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

The planet has a hill on it.

MY HILL.

[Sweetie Belle]

Unicron eats that planet.

 

My hill

[kevin7653]

I push you of hire a army from Russia U.S.A China and Japan and build a mansion equipped with 1000 automatic machine guns 700 hyper beam cannons and I brainwash mew mewtwo charizard and pikachu into working for me then I brainwash superman batman spiderman the fantastic four and the hulk to protect me...............................MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[King of Yesonia]

My Sattelite Cannon attacks from above and I destroy your mansion. My hill.

[Sweetie Belle]

Both of you realize that you were dreaming that whole thing and that I am still on my hill. You attempt to reclaim it, but you have neither funding nor resources to pull it off. You both attempt a get-rich-quick scheme, but it turns out to be a scam and you lose all of your money. You both now live in a dumpster together which is taken to the dump every Sunday. You make sure you aren't inside when the garbage truck comes, but you forgot this time and fell asleep, while you were taken to the dump. You land in piles of sharp objects and broken glass. These end up cutting your nerves and paralysing you. Nobody notices that you were even there. They cover the landfill with grass and plants and it becomes a National Park. Families come from all over to picnic here. Their combined weight on the hill ends up crushing you and also pushing you closer to the pointy things and you die.

 

MY HILL!!!

 

Also, the landfill is already claimed by an invincible overlord. He has all the power of the universe. If he leaves this hill, the universe will become unbalanced.

 

RANDOM INVINCIBLE OVERLORD'S HILL!!!

[King of Yesonia]

I activate Skill Drain. Your Invincable Overlord isn't immortal any more. So I fire my Shockwave Cannons at you and you explode off the hill. My hill.

[kevin7653]

I made you think what happened all before this post was real but it isn't so I stil have my army mansion superheros and everthing else

 

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

MY HILL!

 

my hill.

[King of Yesonia]

I dress up as a girl scout selling cookies. You answer the door and I pull out my bazooka and blow you off the hill. I abduct the mansion and I program it to only listen to my voice command. My hill.

[Sweetie Belle]

Your mansion's computer malfunctions, goes berserk, and kills you. Then I push the mansion off the hill.

 

My Hill!

[King of Yesonia]

The Energizer Bunny goes by and distracts you. While thats happening, I blow you off the hill with my Rocket Launcher. My hill.

[Sweetie Belle]

I somehow magnetize you and your mansion before the rocket hits me, so it turns around am backfires.

 

My hill!