My Hill!

[Anbu-of-Sand]

I push you and your Anti-Tank Weapon off the hill. MY HILL.

[Darth Duelist]

I return with with my Panzerschreck Anti Tank Weapon and shoot your head off. My hill. [/anbu-of-sand]

[Anbu-of-Sand]

...I push you off the hill and take your Panzerschreck. MY HILL.

[King of Yesonia]

My army of Modern Armor destroys your Panzerschreck. My hill.

[kevin7653]

I blow them up with my awesomeness

MY HILL!

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

I suck the hill into my world.

My Hill.

[Anbu-of-Sand]

I push you off the hill. MY HILL.

[King of Yesonia]

I activate Soul Exchange and I take control of you. Then I tribute you to summon Aitsu. My hill.

[Anbu-of-Sand]

...I push you and Aitsu off the hill. MY HILL.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

A truck runs over Anbu.

My Hill

[King of Yesonia]

I eat a KFC Double Down sandwich and gain all my weight back and I push you off. My hill.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

Kamehameha!

my hill

[Anbu-of-Sand]

I push you off the hill. MY HILL. (How did I survive a truck running over me? Well it was a toy truck of course!)

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

Groudon Sits on you. MY HILL

[Anbu-of-Sand]

I push you and Groudon off the hill. MY HILL.

 

I push you and Groudon off the hill. MY HILL.

[King of Yesonia]

My Empoleon uses Hydro Cannon on you and makes you fly off the hill. And since you avatar is Ground-Type, it's Super Effective. My hill.

[Anbu-of-Sand]

I come back and push you and Empoleon off the hill. MY HILL.

 

(And just for the record, eating 1 KFC Double Down isn't going to regain 100+ weight)

[King of Yesonia]

O.k. I eat 7214 Double Downs and I gain all my weight back. And I don't have a heart attack because I'm on an Asprin Regimen. I push you off. My hill.

[Kizzi]

I send in a poisoned shipment of Double Downs, which you then eat.

[King of Yesonia]

You didn't say my hill....AGAIN! I claim it. My hill.

[Anbu-of-Sand]

King of Yesonia gets surgery, removing all the poisoned food from his body, making him skinny again. The doctor tells him if he gains any more weight he will die.

 

I push the above off the hill. MY HILL.

[King of Yesonia]

I learn Jujitsu and fight you off the hill. My hill.

[Anbu-of-Sand]

I use my Push-jitsu and push you so hard off the hill, you get pushed all the way to China. MY HILL.

[King of Yesonia]

I order my troops to transport me to the hill. I bomb the hill killing everything on it. I then put my flag on the hill. My hill.

[inteligent12]

I fly to 10,000 feet where you can't hit me and shoot you all from there with an AA-12.

 

My hill