My Hill!

[King of Yesonia]

I air raid your hill with my fleet of Jade Knights. Then, I surround the hill with my troops. I invade Uganda. And I help L1z@rd by executing Chuck Norris with my 182 man firing squad. My hill.

[inteligent12]

I send an army of marching band members equipped with Trombone shotguns, Trumpet assault rifles, Bassoon sniper rifles, Clarinet SMG's, Flute extremely SMG's, and Tuba taco launchers.

 

My hill

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

*pulls out lightsaber* Do you really need to ask what's next.

My Hill

[Sweetie Belle]

I have a mirror. You try to slice it, but the blade reflects off of the mirror and kills you.

 

僕の丘！(My hill!)

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

the hill becomes a cliff for 5 seconds, you don't notice and walk right off. Then I claim the hill

MY HILL

[Sweetie Belle]

I can walk on air.

¡Mi colina! (My hill!)

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

the hill closed above you

my hill, that you are now trapped under

[Sweetie Belle]

I am inside the hill, therefore, I AM the hill, and since I own myself, I own the hill.

 

MY HILL!!!

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

*facepalm*

get a new hill

My hill

[inteligent12]

I destroy your hill using the power of the 80's rock bands.

 

my hill

[Kizzi]

There is no hill any more, so how can it be yours?

 

I build a farm on the top of a nearby hill.

 

My hill!

[inteligent12]

I burn down the farm with my tactical insertion

 

My hill

[Darth Duelist]

I use a secret CIA technology that was stolen from their headquarters to destroy you. It is my hill now!

I start a counterfeit money exchange factory on the hill. What will you do?

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

I continually stab Maximilianpegasus' hill that he is trapped inside until the blade impales him then I excavate his dead body and bury it under darth duelist's hill.

The first hill is MY HILL

the second one is maximillianpegasus's hill :(

[King of Yesonia]

I send the Kindom's fleet of 45 Air Dominators and air raid the hill again, destroying all of your make-shift soldiers. I then send an 20,000 man army of sophisticatedly trained and organized warriors and a fleet of 70 Mechinized Infantry to defend the hill. My hill.

[Sweetie Belle]

I find out I have the powers of the Q. I teleport back to the first hill, make the second one disappear, and send everyone else to Jupiter.

 

MY HILL!!

 

Also, I can no longer die.

[King of Yesonia]

My mages say different. They cast a mortality cure on you and your able to die. Then in the dead of night I send my spies to infiltrate the hill and the pull out their knives murder you. My hill!

[Kizzi]

I kill all of your mages with melee weapons.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

you didn't claim the hill

MY HILL

[King of Yesonia]

My ninjas attack you and get you off the hill. My hill.

[Kizzi]

I shoot all of the ninjas with my sniper rifle.

[King of Yesonia]

You didn't claim the hill again. I sign a defensive pact with Ibabanago and they send all of there troops to my hill. My hill.

[Anbu-of-Sand]

I push all of you off of the hill. MY HILL.

[King of Yesonia]

My army fights back and forces you off and I arrest you for taking my hill. My hill.

[Darth Duelist]

I use a Panzerschreck Anti Tank Weapon to destroy your settlement, King of Yesonia.

My hill. Who dares challenge me!