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What would the person's avatar above you say?


Kirsten889

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When you get hurt, you get an eyepatch.

When you get an eyepatch, people think you're tough.

When people think you're tough, they want to find out how tough.

And when people want to find out how tough, you wake up in a roadside ditch.

Don't wake up in a roadside ditch, carry a sword with you at all times.

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When your cable is bad, you get angry.

When you get angry, people think you have anger issues.

When people think you have anger issues, they move away.

When people move away, your schedule clears up.

When your schedule clears up, you start wandering the streets.

When you start wantering the streets, you start picking up stray animals.

And when you start picking up stray animals, you can't stop picking up stray animals.

Stop picking up stray animals, else they'll turn into a giant-ass killer bear like this dude.

 

*cannot talk*

*can talk is just wearing a mask*
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