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Your Opinion on the Jonas Brothers New Song Paraniod?


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I stole it.

 

Sigh' date=' okay, what names did you put in here? *Waves Deathnote*

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Joe Jonas

Nick Jonas

Kevin Jonas

Miley Cyrus

Taylor Swift

 

I'm sure I forgot a few more.

 

Zack Efron

Jesse McCartney

 

You wrote in it too? Well, at least you guys are honest. Well, time to make it Double for the Jonas Bozos.

 

Joe: Suicide because Nick and Kevin killed themselves.

Nick: Kill Kevin.

Kevin: Kill Nick.

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Too fuckin' easy.

 

Joe: Die from a stroke while fuckin' Miley.

Nick: Die by being torn apart by crazed women (Bacchae, anyone?).

Kevin: Stabbed by gangsters.

 

Miley: Raped and strangled to death by her own father, after discovering the now-dead Joe and Miley fuckin'.

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Too fuckin' easy.

 

Joe: Die from a stroke while fuckin' Miley.

Nick: Die by being torn apart by crazed women (Bacchae' date=' anyone?).

Kevin: Stabbed by gangsters.

 

Miley: Raped and strangled to death by her own father, after discovering the now-dead Joe and Miley fuckin'.

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Ah, of course!

 

Joe Jonas, Zack Efron, Miley Cyrus, and Taylor Swift: Have a Orgy and one of them had gun, which used it to kill them, and themselves.

Kevin Jonas: Getting stabbed by Jesse McCartney who then killed himself.

Nick Jonas: Just got bored and decided to join the other bros, but was banished because of how he died.

 

Total win situation.

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Too fuckin' easy.

 

Joe: Die from a stroke while fuckin' Miley.

Nick: Die by being torn apart by crazed women (Bacchae' date=' anyone?).

Kevin: Stabbed by gangsters.

 

Miley: Raped and strangled to death by her own father, after discovering the now-dead Joe and Miley fuckin'.

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Ah, of course!

 

Joe Jonas, Zack Efron, Miley Cyrus, and Taylor Swift: Have a Orgy and one of them had gun, which used it to kill them, and themselves.

Kevin Jonas: Getting stabbed by Jesse McCartney who then killed himself.

Nick Jonas: Just got bored and decided to join the other bros, but was banished because of how he died.

 

Total win situation.

 

Words fail to describe that monstrosity of a win...

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Too fuckin' easy.

 

Joe: Die from a stroke while fuckin' Miley.

Nick: Die by being torn apart by crazed women (Bacchae' date=' anyone?).

Kevin: Stabbed by gangsters.

 

Miley: Raped and strangled to death by her own father, after discovering the now-dead Joe and Miley fuckin'.

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Ah, of course!

 

Joe Jonas, Zack Efron, Miley Cyrus, and Taylor Swift: Have a Orgy and one of them had gun, which used it to kill them, and themselves.

Kevin Jonas: Getting stabbed by Jesse McCartney who then killed himself.

Nick Jonas: Just got bored and decided to join the other bros, but was banished because of how he died.

 

Total win situation.

 

Words fail to describe that monstrosity of a win...

 

Yes that was one of the greastest music related wins in history

All except taylor swift she can actually sing somewhat

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YOU GUYS! I actually found a band worse than the jonas brothers!

 

 

I couldn't believe it either.

 

I can't believe it. You have disproved everything I was trying to prove.

 

Just no. I would happily push the Jonas Brothers off a building while an army of sexy ninja chicks slashed them up in mid air. And if they're still alive when they hit the ground' date=' I'll put a bullet through their brains.

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Not torturous (word?) enough.

 

Too fuckin' easy.

 

Joe: Die from a stroke while fuckin' Miley.

Nick: Die by being torn apart by crazed women (Bacchae' date=' anyone?).

Kevin: Stabbed by gangsters.

 

Miley: Raped and strangled to death by her own father, after discovering the now-dead Joe and Miley fuckin'.

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And Taylor Swift was kidnapped, held for a 10 cent ransom, and was killed when her family could only get 7 cents.

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And Taylor Swift was kidnapped, held for a 10 cent ransom, and was killed when her family could only get 7 cents.

 

Bloody hell - THAT'S TOO DAMN MERCIFUL.

 

Kidnap her and all her relatives, strip them of all money in hand except for a few cents, hold all for a dollar each, and kill one after 5 seconds by placing each one under a torture rack, ending with Taylor sheet herself.

 

Win?

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This thread has turned into a raging win-fest.

 

^This, plus flaming.

 

Alright guys, end of the party, this thread has gotten way out of hand and is not even about the main subject anymore.

 

If you dislike a type of music you're free to do so but like Sakuya said, not all the fans of someone YOU happen to hate are "gay and "retarded".

Just stating that you can't stomach them (even posting in a thread about something you're not interested in :?) is enough, don't push it too far.

 

LOCKED.

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