Good things Bad things

[Kizzi]

And you are actually dangling above a vat of acid

[Yaden Yuki]

but the acid isn't acid then its jucie.

[Kizzi]

But you fall in and the juice tastes disguisting

[Yaden Yuki]

but a chopper comes and saves you

[Kizzi]

But the chopper crashes

[Heavyd91]

you jump out of the chopper before it crashes and land in cherry-flavored jello

[Yaden Yuki]

but its posioned

[Kizzi]

But a guy in a weird suit gives you the antidote

[Yaden Yuki]

but the antidote is not for that kind of posion

[Kizzi]

But he gives you another antidote...

[Yaden Yuki]

but then a meteor hits the earth and it explodes in a thousand pieces.

really twist.

[Heavyd91]

the meteor is actually a giant barbeque meatball and you eat the meat ball

[Kizzi]

But you get so full you can't ever eat anything again

[Yaden Yuki]

but the doctors find an antidote and you can eat again

[Heavyd91]

you accidentally swallow an unnoticed poisonous cough drop at the bottom of the flask of the antidote

[Yaden Yuki]

and you poison yourself with a strong radioactive poison that gives you super powers.

[Kizzi]

But the super powers time-out when you're flying 20,000 feet above the earth.

[Yaden Yuki]

but only a single super power is left indestrucability- the power to be invincible. so the fall doesn't even scratch you.

[Heavyd91]

however, you have an unknown weakness for hot women and you cripple at Pamela Anderson's feet, whom you land next to after your 20,000 ft drop out of mid-freakin air

[Yaden Yuki]

but then you gather all your strenght and run the hell away from her.

[Kizzi]

But you don't have any strength and you only manage to run 1m

[Heavyd91]

(lol) but you run into your arch-nemisis, Yami Yugi. And his Slfer ATTEMPTS to swallow you (emphasis on attempts)

[Kizzi]

But your invincible and you kick Slifer's ***

[Heavyd91]

Slifer cry's for his brother's and they form Hokahrty to fight back

[Kizzi]

But you're still invincible and you kick Hokahrty's ***