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Dane Cook - Best of all comedians


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You, too, can write your own dane cook joke! It's easy! Just follow the formula below:

 

Start out with "So the other day,"

Talk about some mundane activity that everyone does. This is sure to build a connection with the audience. They'll be thinking, "Wow. He's just like me. I do that too!" (See Also: Linkin Park Song writing formula)

Repeat what you did in a sentence fragment. Then yell it and add the word "funking."

Wait for the female screaming to end.

Add in some ridiculous, unrealistic aspect to the story. Maybe make up a word here.

Mention one of your old jokes. Fanboys who have heard this joke will clap appreciatively.

Go off on tangent telling another story. Return to step 1.

Go back to your original story, which you almost forgot about due to an extreme case of ADD.

Exaggerate. Every. Single. Detail.

Become a victim of the story going on.

Violently thrust your body around. Just imagine you're epileptic. Don't worry about the context of your story, most of the audience is too dense to follow more than a sentence or two at a time.

Small tangent here. Don't forget to keep saying "funking."

In a fell swoop of Deus Ex machina, overcome the odds and become the victor of your story. The more unrealistic the victory, the better.

Add a tangent on how you would further achieve victory in the most ridiculous way possible.

Nod your head and say "Yeeeeeeah, that's right!" to the crowd as they give you one of numerous standing ovations at the end of every "joke".

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I laugh at anything (even dead puppies)' date=' so my opinion doesn't matter.

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dead puppies are hilarious

 

Brian Regan owns Dane Cook

 

Agreed.

Because even if you play half game, you still get the whole snow cone.

 

All kidding aside, I like Dane Cook, although, I do think his jokes get a bit repetitive. =\

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I laugh at anything (even dead puppies)' date=' so my opinion doesn't matter.

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dead puppies are hilarious

 

Brian Regan owns Dane Cook

 

Agreed.

Because even if you play half game, you still get the whole snow cone.

 

All kidding aside, I like Dane Cook, although, I do think his jokes get a bit repetitive. =\

 

get grape, or cherry, but get grape if you can choose. their both favorite, just ones more favorite...

 

the only thing good about dane cook is kool aide man. other than that.... =/

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