Silent Omega Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Dane Cook, the most funniest comedian in my opinion. So, talk about Dane Cook, hate him? That's still fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arekku_Koro Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 You, too, can write your own dane cook joke! It's easy! Just follow the formula below: Start out with "So the other day," Talk about some mundane activity that everyone does. This is sure to build a connection with the audience. They'll be thinking, "Wow. He's just like me. I do that too!" (See Also: Linkin Park Song writing formula) Repeat what you did in a sentence fragment. Then yell it and add the word "funking." Wait for the female screaming to end. Add in some ridiculous, unrealistic aspect to the story. Maybe make up a word here. Mention one of your old jokes. Fanboys who have heard this joke will clap appreciatively. Go off on tangent telling another story. Return to step 1. Go back to your original story, which you almost forgot about due to an extreme case of ADD. Exaggerate. Every. Single. Detail. Become a victim of the story going on. Violently thrust your body around. Just imagine you're epileptic. Don't worry about the context of your story, most of the audience is too dense to follow more than a sentence or two at a time. Small tangent here. Don't forget to keep saying "funking." In a fell swoop of Deus Ex machina, overcome the odds and become the victor of your story. The more unrealistic the victory, the better. Add a tangent on how you would further achieve victory in the most ridiculous way possible. Nod your head and say "Yeeeeeeah, that's right!" to the crowd as they give you one of numerous standing ovations at the end of every "joke". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Sir Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Fairly funny, definitely not the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 I find most of his jokes to be funny. That rant about the jelly was classic. I also like Ron White and George Carlin ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Dane Cook is good. I like Steven Colbert more though. Jon Stewart wins 'most important Jew' though. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted June 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 lolz Did any of you guys see his "19 kids" episode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 I laugh at anything (even dead puppies), so my opinion doesn't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Emo~ Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 He is the worst comedian in my opininon. But then again i like scary movie and knocked up comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 He's good. Very funny...But far from great. And his comedy aims at casual people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 I laugh at anything (even dead puppies)' date=' so my opinion doesn't matter.[/quote'] dead puppies are hilarious Brian Regan owns Dane Cook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marly Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 I laugh at anything (even dead puppies)' date=' so my opinion doesn't matter.[/quote'] dead puppies are hilarious Brian Regan owns Dane Cook Agreed.Because even if you play half game, you still get the whole snow cone. All kidding aside, I like Dane Cook, although, I do think his jokes get a bit repetitive. =\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 I laugh at anything (even dead puppies)' date=' so my opinion doesn't matter.[/quote'] dead puppies are hilarious Brian Regan owns Dane Cook Agreed.Because even if you play half game, you still get the whole snow cone. All kidding aside, I like Dane Cook, although, I do think his jokes get a bit repetitive. =\ get grape, or cherry, but get grape if you can choose. their both favorite, just ones more favorite... the only thing good about dane cook is kool aide man. other than that.... =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssj3_vegeta Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 hes the awsomest of the awsome. thats pretty awsomehessoawsomethathetookasheetonthecoats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Overrated, but good for a cheap laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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