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Is Captain Crunch a pirate?


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He dresses like an admiral.

 

But he abducts children.

 

I think he was once a high ranking admiral of the British navy, but was framed by an envious rival and forced to flee the country, or be charged with treason. Disillusioned and bitter, Admiral James T. Pickworthy changed his name to "Crunch" and began his long reign of terror on the seas of Britain. He excels at the use of narcotic drugs as torture, a method he fondly has dubbed "crunchatizing".

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He dresses like an admiral.

 

But he abducts children.

 

I think he was once a high ranking admiral of the British navy' date=' but was framed by an envious rival and forced to flee the country, or be charged with treason. Disillusioned and bitter, Admiral James T. Pickworthy changed his name to "Crunch" and began his long reign of terror on the seas of Britain. He excels at the use of narcotic drugs as torture, a method he fondly has dubbed "crunchatizing".

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Look back at the Commercials. He was on a pirate ship. And as Omgakitty said, he abducted the children, except that the children didn't take it as abduction. But I am sort of scared. What happened to the kids after Captain Crunch giving them cerial? Did the evil pirate make them his servants? Or did they... :shiver:

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