Lazer Yoshi Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Just tell a joke. Any joke. Gross, Fart, Political, anything. But try to keep it PG-13 and under. XDAnyways,Chuck Norris' Calender goes from March 31 ro April 2: No one fools Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I was taking my backpack out off the laundry (My cat peed on it) and there seemed to be a bee following me (It wasn't flying). I had seen the bee a little earlier in the day (It hadn't gone anywhere) and even then we wondered how. So what I said was, "I'm not your sweet thing." True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted June 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 A pony walks into a bar. He goes up to bartender.The bartender says, "Joe! Great to see ya! You want your Beer?"Joe said, "No. Just a glass of cold water.""What's up Joe? You always order some beer.""There's been a problem."The bartender looked confused. "What?""I feel a little hoarse." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 A critic is a legless man teaching how to run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.King Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Me: What's 1 + 1?My Friend: Uh..... 2?Me: No, a Math Question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Frunk-Who is the greatest member here?snake_boy-FW?Frunk-Wrong! Even ZQ is better than him.snake_boy-Well who?Frunk-DJ Seh-Vun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 go on play the blues if it will make you happy homer simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 What's the difference between Boyscouts and Jews?Boyscouts don't complain about going to Camp. How many Jews can you fit i a VW Beetle?54. Two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray. etc... etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 how many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesCrow Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 What's black and screams?Stevie Wonder answering the iron. A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants.The bartender asks "what's that doing there?"The pirate says "YAR, it's driven me nuts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese07 Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 A man walks into a barThe bartender says oh hi john what'll it be.A glass of water pleasewhyi just walked into something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 what have you got when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? insufficient sand.what have you got when there are 10 lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? soccer practicewhen you see a lawyer and a tax offical drowning and you can only save 1, what do you do? go to lunch or read the paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese07 Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 cruelty is telling someone in a wheelchair that theirs a bomb glued to the bottom thats about to go off.cruelty is also telling a blind man that lives in a round house that his food is in the corner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 A baby seal walked into a club...(that's so mean but it's the only joke I could think of at the moment) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Wright~ Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Hmm... I see something in the spoiler... SOMETHINGYep, there it is. There's something in the next spoiler too... NOTHINGNever mind, it's nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 I man walks into a bar with a duck on his, the bartender says were did you get the ape the man says it not an ape its a duck, i was talking to the duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese07 Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 an englishman an irish man and a scots man are at a magic cliif. whatever ther say on the way down they land in a load of. the englishman jumps down and says "gold!". the scotsman jumps down and says "silver!" . because he was jumping of a cliff the irishman said s***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 That a version of a joke i heard befor just for older people. here it is.an englishman an irish man and a scots man are at a magic slide. whatever ther say on the way down they land in a load of. the englishman go's first and says "gold!". the scotsman jumps down and says "silver!" .because he was going down a slide the irishman says Weeee! not as good as your version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortoise Kyle Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 What do you call 20,000 lawers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start. When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams can come true. Unless that shooting star is really a meteor hurtling twoards the earth and will destroy us all, then you're hosed no matter what you wished for. Unless you wished for death by meteor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Wright~ Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 I have 1 arm, 4 legs, 5 toes, 3 fingers, 1 eye, and no ears. What am I?A liar. What do you call someone who just stuck their right hand into a guillotine? Lefty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 what do I have when I have a green ball in my left hand and a green ball in my right hand, the undivided attention of kermit the frog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuimicVital Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 between two friends:-yesterday my neighbor shouted and kicked the wall at 3 am-and what did you do?-nothing i continued training with my band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 a man and his wife are aguingman: when you die I'm going to dance on your gravewoman: good, I'm going to be buried at sea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuimicVital Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 -mum,mum-what do you want Bryan?-What is the meaning of ignorance?-I don't know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 mummy, mummy, why is daddy running away? shut up and reload!mummy, mummy, can I play in the sand box? not until I find a better place to burry daddy.Which is worse ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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