Diner? THIS ISN'T DINER!

[Umbra]

You get JFK and STFU.

 

I want lamp oil, rope, and bombs.

[Desu the Blue Nerd]

You get exploded.

 

I want carrots.

[Felix Culpa]

you get broccoli

 

I want a Red Smoothie.

[Desu the Blue Nerd]

You get a blue slushie but I take it.

 

I want another blue slushie.

[Mrs. SHINee <3]

You get Ciara

 

I want Ciara

[Felix Culpa]

YOu get umm... William Shatner.

 

I want a smoothie made out of the YCMer named Red, i.e. A Red Smoothie

[Big Bad Pennar]

You get a yellow Snowcone

 

I want a 'Hurtz Donut" with a Side order of Pwnage

[Juuzou]

you get shadowgates pointless pie topics

 

i want a shnoecone

[Guest Lily]

But you came back with a Chicken

 

I want Sea-food.

[Enrise]

Come back with an infection.

I want nothing.

[Guest Lily]

But you came back with something.

 

I want Pikachu.

[Shadowwolf17]

You get 200 bolts of lightning.

I want.................PIE!

[Felix Culpa]

You get dog... hair.

 

I want dog... hair.

[Shrekstasy]

I came back with dog hair, which you eat. Unfortuantly, the cook jizzed in it. Good luck with your AIDS.

 

I want a veggie burger.

[Felix Culpa]

you get a burger made out of a dog's liver.

 

I want hypothermia.

[Mrs. SHINee <3]

you get rhianna

 

i want paris hilton

[Juuzou]

you get her cooked in a steak

 

i want to have a cracker

[Mrs. SHINee <3]

you get a peanut

 

I want mint chocolate chip ice cream

[Felix Culpa]

You come out with a toilet.

 

I want a dead person.

[codypops]

You come out with a pokémon

I want a pokémon

[Felix Culpa]

You come out with a videogame.

 

I want a better computer.

[Shrekstasy]

I came back with a calculator.

 

I want Miranda Cosgrove.

[Aniri Wulf]

you came back with Josh

 

I want a lot of meat

[Durandamon]

You get a lot of carrots...

 

I want the girl in swatking55's member card

[Aniri Wulf]

you get a girl way uglier

 

I want a ugly girl