¶nÇØGn¶TØ Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 If Deadpool gave you the chance to kill him, how would you do it? Me, i'll cut him to 500 pieces and burn them one by one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Throw him into a vat of molten steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 put him into a giant meat grinder and start the shredding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
╬「Selatcia」╬ Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Throw him down a volcano. I had something else in mind, but it'd probably be inappropriate (Blood/Gore/Disgusting things). (I could post it if you want. :neutral:.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dream Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Stick him in a room with my little brother for an hour. *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Nothing, I'd let him live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duplicitous Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 I will cut his ears and hands and the drive him to the hospital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomix Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 I'd work with Sabertooth and cut his head off and knock him into a cooling funnel, oh wait..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 I would impale him through the heart with my penis giant stake, then remove all his limbs and launch him into the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harhar Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 I would make him join YCM.He'll be dead inside by the second day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 I'd give him a papper cut. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azerty-of-KoL Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 I'd freeze him into an ice cube and fling him at the Sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Requiem Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 I will tie him to a tree and make you stab him and do sexually things to him until he bleeds to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 I would make him join YCM.He'll be dead inside by the second day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¶nÇØGn¶TØ Posted May 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 I would make him join YCM.He'll be dead inside by the second day. You're brutal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maliki Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 I would rapidly stab him and drink his blood as claimed victory :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problematica Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Cut his head offAs Wolverine stated in Cable & Deadpool #44 that if left off for about 12 minutes oxygen deprevation would rot his brain to the point that even reattaching it wouldn't save him *Is Nerd* But who would really wanna kill Deadpool? He is too awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The kid with the face Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 I'd....stab him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.tacos Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 make him watch Chocolate Rain 10000 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Traveler Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 I would make him join YCM.He'll be dead inside by the second day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Judgment Dragon Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 I would decapitate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 The Spiderman wannabe? I'd beat him over the head with a brick, rendering him unconscience. Then he'd awake tied to a wall in a dark room, filled with gorey, mutilated bodies. He'd most likely vomit, then attempt to break free of his shakles. As he struggles, he is electricuted. The voltage increases with each charge. I'd casually remove his ears and tear of his nose. His tongue sliced out. His family is then brought in, only to be open-fired upon until they are unrecognizable. I'd then have his friends decapitated. He would then be fed the flesh of his family and be given to drink the blood of his friends. Sadly, he contracts HIV. His legs are next to be removed. They are slowly cut off with a rusty saw, as well as his arms. His eyes would then be removed with an ice cream scooper, to be eaten by rats. Now, on the ground, he bleeds. I approach him with a shovel. The doctors won't be able to recognize his face. =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 I'd hire Volke to kill him because I'm lazy. @Twisted: Don't forget to burn him beyond the use of dental records. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpartanGio Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Why would I kill him? Well I guess I'll cut his head off idk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¶nÇØGn¶TØ Posted May 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 The Spiderman wannabe? I'd beat him over the head with a brick' date=' rendering him unconscience. Then he'd awake tied to a wall in a dark room, filled with gorey, mutilated bodies. He'd most likely vomit, then attempt to break free of his shakles. As he struggles, he is electricuted. The voltage increases with each charge. I'd casually remove his ears and tear of his nose. His tongue sliced out. His family is then brought in, only to be open-fired upon until they are unrecognizable. I'd then have his friends decapitated. He would then be fed the flesh of his family and be given to drink the blood of his friends. Sadly, he contracts HIV. His legs are next to be removed. They are slowly cut off with a rusty saw, as well as his arms. His eyes would then be removed with an ice cream scooper, to be eaten by rats. Now, on the ground, he bleeds. I approach him with a shovel. The doctors won't be able to recognize his face. =)[/quote'] Wow. You seems to watch movies a lot^_^ and after burning the remains, the ashes are to be scattered in the sea^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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