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who is the best Chuck Noris, Bruce Lee, or Hiro Nakamora?


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Who is the best Chuck Noris, Bruce Lee, or Hiro Nakamora?  

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  1. 1. Who is the best Chuck Noris, Bruce Lee, or Hiro Nakamora?



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Hiro Nakamura?

From like' date=' Heroes?

 

He could stop time and kick their asses. Come back to normal time, and they both have a big ball ache.

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Too bad he's a fictional character, where as both Chuck and Bruce are very, very, they-can-beat-the-sheet-out-of-everything real.

 

Well, back when Bruce was alive, at least.

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Hiro Nakamura?

From like' date=' Heroes?

 

He could stop time and kick their asses. Come back to normal time, and they both have a big ball ache.

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Too bad he's a fictional character, where as both Chuck and Bruce are very, very, they-can-beat-the-s***-out-of-everything real.

 

Well, back when Bruce was alive, at least.

Well, I think Chuck is strong enough to beat a dead man and a fictional character.

 

Chuck wins.

 

Case closed.

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Everyone who said Chuck Norris doesn't know crap about Bruce Lee. In a real fight' date=' Bruce Lee would pwn anyone. Don't even try arguing.

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Actually Chuck has the real advantage because:

 

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. ;)

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True facts about Bruce Lee.

-Lee's striking speed from three feet with his hands down by his side reached five hundredths of a second

-In a speed demonstration, Lee could snatch a dime off a person's open palm before they could close it, and leave a penny behind

-Lee could break wooden boards 6 inches (15 cm) thick.

-Lee could thrust his fingers through cans of Coke, back when the cans were made of steel.

-Lee's combat movements were at times too fast to be captured on film at 24 frames per second, so many scenes were shot in 32fps to put Lee in slow motion. Normally martial arts films are sped up.

 

True facts about Chuck Norris

-He has a third fist instead of his chin. Oh wait.........

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Hiro Nakamora, as in, the guy from Heroes?

 

Well, him, obviously. Last time I checked, Bruce or Chuck couldn't manipulate time. And sure, you can argue that he's fictional, but that just further proves my point. How can you beat, kill, etc to an idea?

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Let's do the math.

 

Chuck fights against Lee

Chuck wins

 

Chuck fights against Hiro

Chuck wins

 

Lee fights against Hiro

Chuck wins

 

So yeah' date=' Chuck won.

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Um. Actually I believe Bruce Lee broke Chuck Norris' Arm, Leg, and Neck in Way of the Dragon.

 

Sorry. Bruce Lee wins.

 

Anyone who says Chuck Norris is either trying to be funny, or severely uneducated in this area.

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