.Impact Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 ok give me one each time heres mine when chuck norris jumps into a poolchuck norris doesnt get wetthe pool gets chuck norrised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNovaKnight Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 One at a time huh? OK. I hope this helps. Chuck Norris only has 2 speeds: Fast and Kill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Wolf Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Chuck Norris jokes would have been funny like 3 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fake Apology Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Here we go:Chuck Norris doesn't only suck, he swallows too. Edit: Owait, this is not a joke at all...;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 [align=center]Here's a list of things Chuck Norris can't do: .[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Impact Posted May 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 nice on the last one anymore, and dont be hatin wolf just seein wat people gotoh and at the end of the week im giving 3 reps to the best joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fake Apology Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 oh and at the end of the week im giving 3 reps to the best joke Now I guess people will post like they were crazy. Actually, I'm sure of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkeye Pierce Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris could not wait to be born. Instead, he punched his way out of his mother's womb. Chuck norris once ate 50 8-ounce steaks in 1 hour. The first 30 minutes was spent having sex with his waitress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 [align=center]Only one joke at a time.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Impact Posted May 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 ill make it two a day i just dont want someone copying alist of jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fake Apology Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 ill make it two a day i just dont want someone copying alist of jokes Lol, and how can you know people who post here haven't copied/pasted their joke?-.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlleyRIOT Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Don't cry over spilled milk. Unless it's Chuck Norris's milk. Then you'd be dead. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNovaKnight Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Ok. so 2 a day. Here's my last for the day People usually think Chuck Norris's slight beard was just for show. Actually ... it conceals a 3rd fist :shock: BTW, all I have to say is Slaughter In San Francisco (aka Murdero a SanFransisco) ... a horrible classic. And Conan o'Brien's Chuck Norris level will put any challenger to shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlleyRIOT Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Last one~! Chuck Norris doesn't wear a cup, he wears a barrel. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 [align=center]Chuck Norris counted to infinity; twice.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlleyRIOT Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Lol, that one's good. X3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Chuck Norris couldn't even find the way out from a plastic bag. O wai...that's not a joke, it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Impact Posted May 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 ok well the question is how do i kno the jokes. its because i have a poster of them in m room and the infinty one is number 1 on my wall. A lot of the others are creative though this could get funny. keep it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
∮.Ғσяgσттeи.SσℓÐιєя.∮ Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Chuck Norris is an incredibly old internet meme.No one cares about Chuck Norris jokes anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneypony Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Chuck Norris is an incredibly old internet meme.No one cares about Chuck Norris jokes anymore. It's not for actually posting jokes,it's for people to get post counts and points We had a old thread about Chuck Norris jokes in the Games section,a new one should go there also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 http://www.amazon.com/Truth-About-Chuck-Norris-Greatest/dp/1592403441 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Impact Posted May 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 look if u dont like chuck norris jokes then dont post here idiots. if u dont like em so much y bother us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RestLess-BoTics Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried before. -glassberry [: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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