2 cards nothing great

[Carnage]

This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned except with its own effect or by paying half your Life Points, The ATK and DEF of this card are equal to its controller’s Life Points. During your Standby Phase if this monsters ATK is less than1000 you may remove this card from play, destroy all cards on your opponent’s side of the field. If the ATK of this card is more than 5000 destroy it and Special Summon it to your opponent’s side of the field during your End Phase. If your opponent controls more face-down cards than you, this card can not be destroyed by Spell or Trap Cards. If your opponent controls more monsters, you may Special Summon 1 Level 4 or lower Machine-Type monster from your hand or graveyard. This card is unaffected by effects that change ATK or DEF.

This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set this card cannot be Special Summoned except by removing 5 Normal Monsters in your Graveyard from play. When an Effect Monster is summoned (including Special and Flip Summoned ) destroy it unless its controller pays 1000 Life Points. As long as this card is face-up, Flip Effects are not activated. This card is unaffected by Effect Monsters, Spell or Trap Cards that affect Effect Monsters

[Jerry OldMaster]

Interesting.

 

But KONAMI never will print such long effects.

 

8/10

[Instinct]

uh, 4.16/5

[dragonlord]

Those are relly cool....i thot people had to use their own artwork not somone els's.