六兆年と一夜物語 Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 My friend hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted May 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 SMAK MAH PEEZZA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobo144 Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 i crapped in my glass of vomit, while raping with gansta' barney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Flash Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Lalalala, this is my song. [spoiler=Songy 8)]Elmo Song! :lol: Ahhhh! *Head Explodes* :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 one one was a race horse.two two was one too.When one one won one race, two two won one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
123hriwu3beofuf89383y Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 PG-15You Just Died, i you want to live again while dead, do the following things: 1. Jump inside a Black hole and survive2. Eat a Pie that was Never Made3. Eat your self While not being Dead while you are Dead4. Kill your self5. Do all this untill you someone sees you, then, Eat your head, witch is Impsible.6. Read everybody who has Posted on here's Sigs and Posts7. Die8. Die again9. Live while being dead10. Read this [spoiler=Best Song ever!]i had a Pony and i ma.........................F*** to da Nation while having a S***y Burger at Mc B****** With a Side order ofS***! then i ate my dick! YaY! so the Pony did to, oh, its a Female......What do you mean its not a pony, What? its a Pancake?!?!? DIE YOU MOTHER F*****G B******! DIE! Do not Warn me for this. i Said PG-15! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 I want a Big Mac minus the Big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dopeyduck13 Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 the best way to clean out your mouth is to lick windows then go to the tiolet and then put the s*** in the tiolet into your mouth and gargle. hmmm minty fresh :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
123hriwu3beofuf89383y Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Lol! i Eat Yum Yums! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude......is that Mario behind you, dressed up in...bondage gear with hot wax dripping out from his eyes, mouth, nose, ass and....that area? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Yes, a car? Havent you seen the pumpgun! Of course you havent, meanwgile the cat feeded itself and your yellow nuts havent, too. And because I found this puppy in the sarcasm of Tennessee, I created the monk style-break breaker with ma shoes in delivery obsession. http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3103015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 [align=center]SO this one day I was liked in moscow and she was like I have sand in my vagina and next thing we knew I'd just been layed three times.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 I fart fire, burp lighting, I see all and my brain is made of moon pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomix Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Don't bump old theads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemniscate Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Professor: Well, here's your first Pokemon. Now, I wonder... is it right to entrust this power with mere children.Aeris: What? Some of the world's most dangerous creatures in the hands of kids? Creatures capable of unimaginable power. To rein fire from above, tremors from below, and floods all around. Some can even kill with just a thoughts, like that. Organizations like Team Rocket used them to terrorize the populace. But they thoughts too small... Why, we could hold the power to bend time and space, nay, the power to recrete the very fabric of our very reality. Deus Ex! The alpha and the omega. The power... of Gods! That's the kind of power you want to give us?Professor: Yup. You're kids, what's the worst that could happen?(Time passes, end of the world begins)Aeries (flying on Arceus): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 you iz pretty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 i slept with your cat last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 boooooooooooooomz, big bada boooooooomz, thasa way I like eeeeeeeeeeeet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I bought ebay, amazon is next on the list :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 i rule over all ur A$$Z Serve me.. and groom my cats.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Go dogs, rebel against the cats We must groom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 ^very odd MY CAT ARMY WILL CRUSH YOU HUMANS AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO!!! -INSERT EVIL LAUGH HERE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! it's times for mez to goez BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMZ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 O.o OMG THERE IS A BIG -colorful words- SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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