Dweller of Parables Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 I'm going dancing with the Czar :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted May 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 So, my friend was all like, "F you!", and then I was all like, "F u 2!"Then he was all like, "$*#&$%@!"Then I was all like, "Dude, check this out. SDJLVGSDHFEGHVWERNICLUWEHVIWEHCHWEGCF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Light Flash Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 SuperDuperUltraMega Bull**** Taco!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lazer Yoshi Posted May 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 "The suprise is that it tastes like Cat Food!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanAtlus Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition. Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, America has carried on not simply because of the skill or vision of those in high office, but because We the People have remained faithful to the ideals of our forbearers, and true to our founding documents. So it has been. So it must be with this generation of Americans. That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood. Our nation is at war, against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred. Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some, but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age. Homes have been lost; jobs shed; businesses shuttered. Our health care is too costly; our schools fail too many; and each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet. These are the indicators of crisis, subject to data and statistics. Less measurable but no less profound is a sapping of confidence across our land - a nagging fear that America's decline is inevitable, and that the next generation must lower its sights. Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real. They are serious and they are many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Jevans Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Instructions on a box of cereal:1) Take a hammer.2) Hit you head with the hammer3) Repeat step 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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六兆年と一夜物語 Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 How to work a computer. 1) Get a rock.2) Throw it.3) Be called a chookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ayy lmao Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Oh your washing machines broke. Fix it: 1)sit in it.2)put your finger in the hole.3)make the wheel turn 5 times.4)turn it on and cut your fingers off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RyanAtlus Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 no bottles of beer on the wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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