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@Nex: Just so that you don't think I'm ignoring your topic, I will politely inform you that I am simply not interested in that topic, kay?

 

But I do have something important to talk to you all about.

 

Org. XIIIs.

 

You all know them, you all love them. But how much do you really know?

 

Hi, I'm Aeon Laeran, and I'm here with the foundation of Org. XIIIs.

 

Did you know that everyday, countless XIIIs are abused, mistreated, or go hunfry? Some of them even wind up on the streets, in desperate need for rescue.

 

*sad music begins to play as the camera pans to Demyx in a cage, sticking his face through the bars*

 

Poor Demyx here was rescued off of Hawthorne street. He's missing a leg.

 

Demyx: O_O WHAT? *checks* OH MAH GAWD.

 

Many Org. XIIIs starve to death on the streets, or are beaten by their improper owners.

 

*a scene of Larxene flipping off some guy as she storms out of a house is seen while he pelts her with plates*

 

*a scene of Xigbar is seen, sitting in an alley, starving to death*


But you can help! With just one small Monthly donation, you can help find homes for these poor, poor creatures.

 

*lifts up a young Roxas into his arms, both staring at the camera*

 

Please offer your help. Many XIII's may be raped on the streets by crazed fangirls otherwise. I know this poor little guy has.

 

*Roxas hangs his head*

 

For just .99 cents a month, you can help these poor souls. So please, do your part.

 

Demyx: And help me get a new leg!

 

 

-Paid for by the Coallition to Save Organization XIII-

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@Nex: Just so that you don't think I'm ignoring your topic' date=' I will politely inform you that I am simply not interested in that topic, kay?

 

But I do have something important to talk to you all about.

 

Org. XIIIs.

 

You all know them, you all love them. But how much do you [i']really[/i] know?

 

Hi, I'm Aeon Laeran, and I'm here with the foundation of Org. XIIIs.

 

Did you know that everyday, countless XIIIs are abused, mistreated, or go hunfry? Some of them even wind up on the streets, in desperate need for rescue.

 

*sad music begins to play as the camera pans to Demyx in a cage, sticking his face through the bars*

 

Poor Demyx here was rescued off of Hawthorne street. He's missing a leg.

 

Demyx: O_O WHAT? *checks* OH MAH GAWD.

 

Many Org. XIIIs starve to death on the streets, or are beaten by their improper owners.

 

*a scene of Larxene flipping off some guy as she storms out of a house is seen while he pelts her with plates*

 

*a scene of Xigbar is seen, sitting in an alley, starving to death*


But you can help! With just one small Monthly donation, you can help find homes for these poor, poor creatures.

 

*lifts up a young Roxas into his arms, both staring at the camera*

 

Please offer your help. Many XIII's may be raped on the streets by crazed fangirls otherwise. I know this poor little guy has.

 

*Roxas hangs his head*

 

For just .99 cents a month, you can help these poor souls. So please, do your part.

 

Demyx: And help me get a new leg!

 

 

-Paid for by the Coallition to Save Organization XIII-

 

Thats funny!!! And I feel sorry for Roxas.

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O RLY?

 

*ties Larxene to a chair and shines a bright light in her eye*

 

If this won't kill you nothing will.

 

*pulls up a curtain to reveal Roxas, Zexaeon, Nexev, Davok and Amethyst wearing only Borat thongs*

 

Now dance fools!

 

*All of them start dancing an incredibly disgusting dance*

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