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Organization XIII - The Square Enix Club


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Now' date=' Madchurro, let's see you survive [i']Lar's Kitchen[/i] (think Hell's Kitchen, add torture, make it actually take place in Hell,have to hunt your ingredients (which go from dragon to humans). Make agony a seasoning, and you have a idea of what Lar's Kitchen is like. Plus I take Chef Ramses's role (Lar just owns the restaurant and TV show)).

 

*Cracks knuckles*

 

Okay, today will be my first day in Lar's kitchen, I will make Agony Stew, a common Hellion food.

 

First, I add 5 gallons of the tears of stillborn baby's mothers.

 

I bring it to a complete boil and add the salt from which Leatherface stuffed in the stubs of the legs and arms of his victims.

 

Add four cancerous human gallbladders, a cyclops' eye, and seven pints of locusts.

 

Mix in two quarts of salamander blood, and a bay leaf for taste.

 

Mix in the spices Torture, Maul, and Pain, with a pinch of cinnamon grown on the grave of Josef Stalin.

 

Stir over high heat with a guillotine blade until the mixture reaches a tint of key lime.

 

At that time, chop up 7 Peruvian Death Pepers and some mint.

 

Add them, and stir until the mixture is a deep purple.

 

I then scoop some of the stew out with a ladle belonging to one of the witches of the Salem Trials, and put it into a bowl made of whale bone.

 

Bon Appetit!

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=3 Am I allowed to proclaim myself God of this organization?

 

I hope you enjoyed the function of your internal organs' date=' because you lost your living privileges for this statement.

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Fix'd

 

No.

 

I meant that I was going to take them and sell them on Ebay.

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