Kira Magister Magi Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 I never noticed that first part of the app! I wanna be called either L or Kira!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Gourmet Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Now' date=' Madchurro, let's see you survive [i']Lar's Kitchen[/i] (think Hell's Kitchen, add torture, make it actually take place in Hell,have to hunt your ingredients (which go from dragon to humans). Make agony a seasoning, and you have a idea of what Lar's Kitchen is like. Plus I take Chef Ramses's role (Lar just owns the restaurant and TV show)). *Cracks knuckles* Okay, today will be my first day in Lar's kitchen, I will make Agony Stew, a common Hellion food. First, I add 5 gallons of the tears of stillborn baby's mothers. I bring it to a complete boil and add the salt from which Leatherface stuffed in the stubs of the legs and arms of his victims. Add four cancerous human gallbladders, a cyclops' eye, and seven pints of locusts. Mix in two quarts of salamander blood, and a bay leaf for taste. Mix in the spices Torture, Maul, and Pain, with a pinch of cinnamon grown on the grave of Josef Stalin. Stir over high heat with a guillotine blade until the mixture reaches a tint of key lime. At that time, chop up 7 Peruvian Death Pepers and some mint. Add them, and stir until the mixture is a deep purple. I then scoop some of the stew out with a ladle belonging to one of the witches of the Salem Trials, and put it into a bowl made of whale bone. Bon Appetit!XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyub Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 I never noticed that first part of the app! I wanna be called either L or Kira!! Why hello L. I am Near. Meet my friend, Paradox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Magister Magi Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 What do you mean paradox? The fact we met? I was revived by the Death Eraser (See Death Note Vol. 13, Extra chapter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyub Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 That's the pilot! It doesn't count as canon! >=O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Magister Magi Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Hm? I don't getchu... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyub Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 x_X It didn't actually happen. Because that story didn't actually happen. Meanwhile while we're talking Ryuk is sucking out our souls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Magister Magi Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 O'rly? I am getting a name cange to Kira (this was decided a while ago, though) so Ryuk can't hurt me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyub Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 ...You DID read Volume 12, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Magister Magi Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 No... I watched the show, then went to volume 13... I get what you mean though... He can kill me, not suck out my soul! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyub Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 The King of Death can do whatever the hell he likes, mate. ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Magister Magi Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 King =/= God... But yes, he is supposed to stay close, yet far from the "Owner" at the same time... DN is my life, since volume/episode 1. So you don't wanna start with me about it. Not a threat, just saying I know too much for my own good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyub Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 No, I was talking about the actual KING OF DEATH. As in, God God. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Magister Magi Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Ah... The god of the gods... Ok... Next time say the Shinagami King, not the King of Death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 =3 Am I allowed to proclaim myself God of this organization? I hope you enjoyed your internal organs, because you lost your living privileges for this statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Magister Magi Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 =3 Am I allowed to proclaim myself God of this organization? I hope you enjoyed the function of your internal organs' date=' because you lost your living privileges for this statement.[/quote'] Fix'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 =3 Am I allowed to proclaim myself God of this organization? I hope you enjoyed the function of your internal organs' date=' because you lost your living privileges for this statement.[/quote'] Fix'd No. I meant that I was going to take them and sell them on Ebay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Magister Magi Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 How much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 It depends on how much people bid on them. I'm sure someone would pay quite a lot for a working heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyub Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 *hides from Larxy* Don't make me spam your MSN. >=( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 I'll just block you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyub Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Then you can't sell my organs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Then you can't sell my organs. Way ahead of you. On an unrelated note: Oh, guys, I bought us an Espresso Machine with money that may or may not have been obtained from the sale of kidneys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyub Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 I feel used. =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 I never noticed that first part of the app! Me too! It's as if it didn't really exist back when I joined! owait *abuses seniority* xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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