Organization XIII - The Square Enix Club

[Freeshooter]

Feeling violent, are we Nex?

[Larxene]

But the games make no sense. Why are Luxord and Xigbar so weak? With their abilities they should pwn ass.

 

Luxord was just playing a game with Sora. >.< Also... depends on what difficulty you were playing with Xigbar.

 

I agree with Dem.

 

Xigbar is extremely hard, at least until you know what to do anyway. He doesn't get much harder though even on higher difficulties, other than the fact that his attack do more damage.

 

Luxord's final attack in FM is almost completely luck. You pretty much just have a 50-50 shot of getting it right.

 

And he never used his full strength, because he plays games whenever he fights. If he used his full strength, chances are he'd be a lot stronger.

 

However, I doubt Luxord has a lot of control over time. At the most, I think he can only slow it down or speed it up temporarily.

[六兆年と一夜物語]

[align=center]Luxord just wants to gamble.

 

Give him some dice and an objective with a bet, next thing you know he's gonna attempt to win the bet.[/align]

[Nexev]

But he can control an individual's time (since other wise any battle where a person who runs out of time loses would always end in a draw)

 

He can age you to your extinction.

[ThisGuy777]

[spoiler=Terra]

 

I cant wait to play as Terra. ^_^ He looks like a samurai in his normal clothes because he's got those huge pants and his keyblade is long. I wonder how he dies... if he does, I mean how else could he just dissapear from the story?

[Amethyst Phoenix]

New Topic:

If Organization XIII had a poker match who would win?

Note: Luxord is not present as he was busy getting an ampallang at the time.

Zexy was also busy writing his fic like a good boy, so he wasn't there either.

 

Now that the 2 obvious decisions are gone, who would emerge victorious?

[Larxene]

New Topic:

If Organization XIII had a poker match who would win?

Note: Luxord is not present as he was busy getting an ampallang at the time.

Zexy was also busy writing his fic like a good boy' date=' so he wasn't there either.

 

Now that the 2 obvious decisions are gone, who would emerge victorious?

[/quote']

 

Larxene might bribe them with sex in order to win. Or just threaten them.

 

Xemnas as the leader could just order everyone else to give up.

 

Vexen would use his LOL SCIENCE to cheat and win.

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

Larxene.

 

Larxene beat me to what I was going to say Dx

 

The 2nd one.

[ThisGuy777]

Well one things for sure: Axel and Demyx wouldnt win. They just dont strike me as the type of people that are good at poker

[NUByrdman]

Roxas may cheat and do this: Roxas: Oh look an eagle! Organization 13: Where?!!! *Roxas steals all the poker chips* Roxas: Oh man it flew away.

[Amethyst Phoenix]

Axel would probably rape Roxas while he thought everyone was looking for the eagle.

 

Also, we need to hold a poker tournament now. The possibility of Lar bribing us with sex is an opportunity we can't afford to lose.

[ThisGuy777]

Axel would probably rape Roxas while he thought everyone was looking for the eagle.

 

Also' date=' we need to hold a poker tournament now. The possibility of Lar bribing us with sex is an opportunity we can't afford to lose.

[/quote']

 

:shock: OMG you're right....lol

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

Amethyst Phoenix is right.

 

We can't miss our chance.

[Amethyst Phoenix]

*hands Lar a flyer*

 

The only important part of that flyer, Lar, is that first prize is a years supply of waffles. Oh, and there's an anti threaten force field up. Also, Luxord is disqualified for being a cheating bastard >_>

[ThisGuy777]

*hands Lar a flyer*

 

The only important part of that flyer' date=' Lar, is that first prize is a years supply of waffles. Oh, and there's an anti threaten force field up. Also, Luxord is disqualified for being a cheating bastard >_>

[/quote']

 

So the only remaining outcome is the bribe... ;)

[bury the year]

Xion.

 

Just because she's so mysterious.

 

BTW, is Hallelujah still active?

[Phatt Mann]

I'm not really so sure.

[Phantom Roxas]

WOW I actually didnt notice that this was a new thread...lol 12 pages already. Where did the old one go?

 

The old one was locked and will die, but it's legacy will not be forgotten.

 

Xemnas: Will order everyone to shut up and give up. No one listens, so he decides to play normally.

Xigbar: Will shoot everyone's hands. No one's hands will be blown off somehow though.

Xaldin: Will stab Xigbar six times for shooting his hands. Xigbar dies.

Vexen: Will freeze everyone's cards, forcing them to drop them. He will also be killed by Xaldin.

Lexaeus: Will manipulate the earth to skyrocket Xalding into the ceiling because he wants to play. After Xaldin's death because of this, Lexaeus will play normally.

Zexion: Will be busy reading Winnie the Pooh. He eventually loses.

Saix: Will be staring at the moon and eating pie. He eventually loses.

Axel: Will rape Roxas until Namine kills Axel.

Demyx: Will be playing his guitar rather than focusing on the game. He eventually loses.

Marluxia: Will be playing normally, but will quit when he gets a paper cut.

Larxene: Will demands that the game be changed to be Strip Poker. Will be the only one to actually follow the rules of Strip Poker.

Roxas: Will be raped by Axel, then by Namine after Axel's death.

Xion: Will be playing normally. However, after Larxene completely strips, she leaves.

 

Due to this, the only players left will be Xemnas, Lexaeus, and Larxene.

 

EDIT: No, Hallelujah is not active. I just removed him, so Xion is open.

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

I'm getting Xion.

 

Called it..

 

Also,

 

I don't know if we have discussed this or not but.....

 

New Topic:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOXtdZEw-Xo

 

Discuss.

[Phantom Roxas]

I'm getting Xion.

 

Called it..

 

I had actually hoped you would. Promoted without a second thought.

[Larxene]

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

Yay. =D

 

I just went from Samurai to Organization member =D

 

Also,

 

New Topic:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOXtdZEw-Xo

 

Discuss.

[bury the year]

This thread is now about cocaine.

 

(Click the link. It's not bad. ;D)

[六兆年と一夜物語]

WOW I actually didnt notice that this was a new thread...lol 12 pages already. Where did the old one go?

 

The old one was locked and will die' date=' but it's legacy will not be forgotten.

 

Xemnas: Will order everyone to shut up and give up. No one listens, so he decides to play normally.

Xigbar: Will shoot everyone's hands. No one's hands will be blown off somehow though.

Xaldin: Will stab Xigbar six times for shooting his hands. Xigbar dies.

Vexen: Will freeze everyone's cards, forcing them to drop them. He will also be killed by Xaldin.

Lexaeus: Will manipulate the earth to skyrocket Xalding into the ceiling because he wants to play. After Xaldin's death because of this, Lexaeus will play normally.

Zexion: Will be busy reading Winnie the Pooh. He eventually loses.

Saix: Will be staring at the moon and eating pie. He eventually loses.

Axel: Will rape Roxas until Namine kills Axel.

[b']Demyx: Will be playing his guitar rather than focusing on the game. He eventually loses.[/b]

Marluxia: Will be playing normally, but will quit when he gets a paper cut.

Larxene: Will demands that the game be changed to be Strip Poker. Will be the only one to actually follow the rules of Strip Poker.

Roxas: Will be raped by Axel, then by Namine after Axel's death.

Xion: Will be playing normally. However, after Larxene completely strips, she leaves.

 

Due to this, the only players left will be Xemnas, Lexaeus, and Larxene.

 

EDIT: No, Hallelujah is not active. I just removed him, so Xion is open.

 

[align=center]WRONG!

 

Demyx will be too busy tuning his sitar. He eventually loses because he tightened a string too much.[/align]

[ThisGuy777]

@Roxus: Can I be promoted to Powerwild? I was on long enough to be promoted (not last week but before)

 

Congrats Teen Gohan