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So like, I was on my way to Macy's to buy a dress and then I stumble across this CD in front of meh. I pick it up and its called My Stuff. So I go back home and open the CD up and find this AWESOME soundtrack in it and it got my jammin and all. So I call my friend over and we decide to like talk about stuff and all and like the time flew by. The bad thing was that I was late for my job and 4 so I had to like to run work. Then this guy in the place I work comes up to me and slaps me and was like no possible wai. I get pissed off and i liek go and slap him back. It turns out to be no more than some retarded guy from the bank across the street who wanted to like buy some chocolates from the store next door so I like apologize to the disabled guy and noticed that the clock was busted so I had to run back home to get my soup from the stove and then I was like running and running and noticed this penny on the floor. The whole world grew dim as I saw it because its the first real thing I found on the floor other than trash. I pick it up and its called My Stuff. So I go back home and open the CD up and find this AWESOME soundtrack in it and it got my jammin and all. So I call my friend over and we decide to like talk about stuff and all and like the time flew by. The bad thing was that I was late for my job and 4 so I had to like to run work. Then this guy in the place I work comes up to me and slaps me and was like no possible wai. I get pissed off and i liek go and slap him back. It turns out to be no more than some retarded guy from the bank across the street who wanted to like buy some chocolates from the store next door so I like apologize to the disabled guy and noticed that the clock was busted so I had to run back home to get my soup from the stove and then I was like running and running and noticed this penny on the floor. The whole world grew dim as I saw it because its the first real thing I found on the floor other than trash. So I had to like then throw away the trash can from inside and noticed another strange thing and that was that I saw that this thread was nothing more than a big waste of time to type up in less than a minute. I sure hope I can get back the seconds of my life that were wasted on reading and typing up this thread. yup.

 

How often do you get such posts that take eternity.....blah blah blah?

Daily? Often? Once in a while?

DISCUSS THESE OBSCENE FIENDS!!!!

*None of the events in that retarded paragraph, if you can even call it that, happened or even are to happen* :P I is boered.

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I think it's a poll about your feelings on "wall of text" posts. I write alot of posts that could be considered though, but that's because I like to be detailed and get my point across in more than one poorly spelled sentence. Furthermore, it's only on serious matters that I write said posts (serious is a relative term, so don't be a smartass and make some comment about how "interwebz is serious business"). I really don't appreciate it when people respond to what I write without reading the whole thing. It's rude and makes you look like an illiterate ass. Furthermore, there's also an 80% that your post will be flawed and not make sense if you dont read the whole thing. It really helps if you know what the funk you are talking about before you open your mouth (or start typing; you know what I mean, so no stupid jokes about how we're technically typing and not talking). tl;dr is the equivalent of flashing your lazy and/or arrogant badge for all the internet too see. Either read the whole thing or don't make a god damn post. Of course this doesn't apply to Larxene, because nothing she says is to be taken seriously and she's too damn lovable to be effected by the proverbial insignia.

[spoiler=If you read this far then congratulations.....]

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I think it's a poll about your feelings on "wall of text" posts. I write alot of posts that could be considered though' date=' but that's because I like to be detailed and get my point across in more than one poorly spelled sentence. Furthermore, it's only on serious matters that I write said posts (serious is a relative term, so don't be a smartass and make some comment about how "interwebz is serious business"). I really don't appreciate it when people respond to what I write without reading the whole thing. It's rude and makes you look like an illiterate ass. Furthermore, there's also an 80% that your post will be flawed and not make sense if you dont read the whole thing. It really helps if you know what the f*** you are talking about before you open your mouth (or start typing; you know what I mean, so no stupid jokes about how we're technically typing and not talking). tl;dr is the equivalent of flashing your lazy and/or arrogant badge for all the internet too see. Either read the whole thing or don't make a god damn post. Of course this doesn't apply to Larxene, because nothing she says is to be taken seriously and she's too damn lovable to be effected by the proverbial insignia.

[spoiler=If you read this far then congratulations.....']

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I read all of it! I get two cookies with teh whipped cream!

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