The Birth of Code Eross.

[HollyMcKnight]

Kallen: I'll make Lelouch fall for me, I swear.

C.C.: Is that so? What have you accomplished thus far?

Kallen: Uh... well... he held my face... in SEASON 1! Beat that!

C.C.: And then?

Kallen: H-He didn't do anything after that... (I wish he had)

C.C.: Well, I kissed him twice.

Kallen: Y-You what!?

C.C.: See?

*chu*

*chu*

Kallen: That's fraud! Didn't you force yourself on him?

C.C.: My my, am I sensing denial here? My bond with him is stronger than steel.

Kallen: Nooo! I won't accept it! He has feelings for me, that's why he did this back in episode 7!

C.C.: Hmm.

Kallen: See? You won't have it your way, C.C.

C.C.: By the way, I rode him.

Kallen: You... YOU WHAATTT!!!??

C.C.: I mean, I rode with him.

Kallen: Thank god.

C.C.: Hey, you are exposing yourself.

Kallen: Eh? EHHH?

C.C.: Such a bad girl, Kallen. Don't expose yourself to our guests here.

Xing Ke: Don't worry. I have no interest in developed women.

C.C. and Kallen: o_O

Xing Ke: My heart is already stolen by...

Xing Ke: Oh, Pardon me...

Everyone: ...............

Kallen: I have to act fast before this witch really gets to the prize.

Preemptive strike!

C.C.: Tobasco sauce.

Kallen: Hey, stop getting in my way, you insatiable woman!

C.C.: I'm open to a threesome.

Kallen: What? Hell no!

Lelouch: HELL YES!

Kallen: What? This is your first dialogue and that's all you have to say?!

Lelouch: Actions speak louder than words, babe.

 

And thus the birth of Code Eross.

[Father Wolf]

i fined this topic shallow and pedantic

[HollyMcKnight]

thats you opinion

[shinchanman]

thats funny lol

[Captain Lawless]

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• Nice use of pictures. Too bad the show was meh.