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^Not literaly^

 

Just a series of cards that just seem a little weird.

 

Prank Master -WIND-

Lvl3

[Fairy/Effect]

Once per turn, During your Endphase, You can add 1 "Joke" Trap card from your Deck to your hand.

1000ATK / 1300DEF

 

Remote-Exploding Watermelon -WIND-

Lvl3

[Fairy/Effect]

If this card attacks, Or is attacked, You can Release this card to activate 1 Trap card from your deck. The Trap card must have correct timing.

500ATK / 500DEF

 

Busted Gut -WIND-

Lvl3

[Fairy/Tuner]

As long as this card remains face-up on the field, The activation and effect of all your "Joke" Trap cards cannot be negated.

100ATK / 1700DEF

 

Laughing Fool -WIND-

Lvl3

[Fairy/Effect]

Once per turn, Instead of conducting your Draw Phase, You can add 1 Trap card from your deck to your hand.

1200ATK / 700DEF

 

Jack-In-A-Box -WIND-

Lvl3

[Fairy/Effect]

Flip: Activate 1 Trap card with "Joke" in its name from your hand or deck. The timing of that card cannot be wrong. At that time, Take 1 "Jan-In-A-Box" from your deck, And Set it on your side of the field.

200ATK / 1200DEF

 

Comedic Geneious -WIND-

Lvl6

[Fairy/Synchro/Effect]

"Busted Gut" + 1 or more WIND-Attribute Fairy-Type Non-Tuner monster(s)

As long as this card remains face-up on the field, You can pay 500 lifepoints to activate a Trap card on the turn it was set. If the timing of the activated Trap card is wrong, Return it to the bottom of it's owner's deck.

2300ATK / 2600DEF

 

Joke Book -Spell-

Add up to 3 "Joke" Trap cards from your deck to your hand. Your deck is then shuffled.

 

Laugh Box -Instant Spell-

Special Summon 1 Level 3 WIND-Attribute Fairy-Type monster from your Graveyard, To your side of the field in face-up or face-down Defence Position.

 

Magic Shop -Continuous Spell-

At any time, During your turn, You can destroy this card. Each time a "Joke" Trap card is activated, Place 1 Gag Counter on this card(max 3).

If this card is destroyed, Apply the approiate effect for each Gag Counter that was on this card:

1: Inflict 800 points of damage to the Oponet's Lifepoints.

2: Return 1 monster on the owner's deck. The deck is then shuffled.

3: Draw 3 cards.

 

Joke - Pie in the Face -Trap-

Target monster is returned to it's owner's hand.

 

Joke - Banana Peel -Trap-

Target monster is switched to defence position, And it's controller takes 700 points of damage.

 

Joke - Woopie Cushion -Trap-

Select 1 monster on the field. It's controller takes damage equal to its level. X=200 points.

 

Joke - Baloon Animal -Trap-

Special Summon 1 Baloon Dog Token(WIND/Fairy/Level3/500ATK/500DEF) to your opponet's side of the field. If the opponet Releases this Token for a Normal Summon, Set, or Special Summon, The opponet takes damage equal to that monster's level X=300 points. If the Token is Released for a card effect, The opponet takes 1000 points of damage.

 

Joke - The Punch-Line -Trap-

Inflict 1000 points of damage to the opponet's Lifepoints.

 

Joke - Fake Flower -Trap-

The opponet sends 1 random card from his/her hand to his/her Graveyard.

 

Joke - Broken Scouter -Trap-

Activate only when you take more then 9000 points of damage, From 1 attack. Destroy all monsters on your opponet's side of the field. If this card is returned to the bottom of your deck, Draw 3 cards.

 

Joke - Extendo Glove -Trap-

Target face-up monster is destroyed. It's controller draws 1 card.

 

Joke - Flying Waterbaloon -Trap-

Target face-up monster's ATK and DEF are decresed by 1000 points.

 

I might add more

(provided I get an idea)

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Cool cards. the Broken Scouter's effect may seem impossible to do' date=' I mean [b']9000[/b]?

WHAT? 9000?!?!?! THARES NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!

 

Quite lulzy my friend. Were u bored or something when you thought of this?

(Insert cliche over 9000 joke here)

Somewaht, I just thought it would be funny to have a monster get hit with a pie.

 

You could see someone in GX using these cards, Since alot of them tend to be like this

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Quite lulzy my friend. Were u bored or something when you thought of this?

(Insert cliche over 9000 joke here)

Somewaht' date=' I just thought it would be funny to have a monster get hit with a pie.

 

You could see someone in GX using these cards, Since alot of them tend to [b']be just like this[/b]

Fixed.

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Quite lulzy my friend. Were u bored or something when you thought of this?

(Insert cliche over 9000 joke here)

Somewaht' date=' I just thought it would be funny to have a monster get hit with a pie.

 

You could see someone in GX using these cards, Since alot of them tend to [b']be just like this[/b]

Fixed.

 

true, Very true...

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