aydin611 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Yo momma is so ugly, she made a onion cry!!!:} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Yo mama so stupid, she got trapped in a grocery store and starved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slash Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 yo mamma so stupid she ate Mr. Tacos because she thought he was a living taco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Your momma's so dumb; she got hit by a parked car! Your momma's so fat; the Moon orbits her, not Earth! Your momma's like the town bus - everybody's had a ride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Watch the Team Fortress 2 Meet the spy video.SCOUT:What are you? President of his fan club?SPY:No, that would be your mother (as he says this he gives the scout pictures of his mom and the red spy going out ect.)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelsthla-Mental Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Yo mama so fat that when she goes on a scale, you see your phone number! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death's Seduction Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 yo mamas so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soul Legacy Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 I have two...... Your moma so hairy, the only language she can speak, is Wookie!your moma so fat, that everytime she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Yo mamma is like a toiletWhite and full of crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tallman95 Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Yo mamma's so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Yo momma's so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 your mama is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookieyou mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for the gumball to come outyour mama like a doorknob everybody gets a turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparta™ Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Yo momma so fat when she wore a Malcolm X jacket, helicopters kept trying to land on her back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soul Legacy Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Your moma so dumb, she thought Heinz was a Jewish holiday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tallman95 Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Your moma so dumb' date=' she thought [b']Two Pac Sharkar[/b] was a Jewish holiday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedGai675 Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 yo momma's like a magic carpet, she's flat and middle eastern guys like to ride her beat that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rise of the Eldrazi Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Yo momma's so fat, when god said "Let there be light" she had to get out of the way.pwned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Vegeta, what's his mom's fatty level????????????????????????????? *snicker* it's *snicker* over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal Beast 123 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Yo Momma's so fat when she jumped for joy, Joy got out of the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:n00b King:. Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Your mamma's so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I'VE GOT THE POWA!!" Your mamma's so fat that when she sat on the Bible Moses popped out and said, "honey, let my people go!" Thats the best I've got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver The Hedgehog Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Yo mamas so ugly that her rice crispy cereal woul'nt even talk to her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Красивая Ведьма Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Your momma's like a race car she can burn 4 rubbers in one nightYour momma's like a shotgun give her a cock and she blows Hope those aren't to “adult.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:n00b King:. Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Your mamma so fat when she walked down the street in a yellow outfit people yelled, "hey taxi!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man0waR Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 your mom is like a tv even a two year old can turn her on your mom is pizza pizza 15 minutes and she's free your mom is like a dollar bill she gets passed all over the country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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