mr.tacos Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 mine is "ur momas so fat she sat on a rainbow and it made skittles"It's a reference to the Taste the Rainbow skittles commercial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 "Your momma is such a funking n00b that she once started a thread asking for favorite 'your momma' jokes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fake Apology Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Lol, believe it or not, I don't know any of these 'jokes'.:shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonisanoob Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 YOUR MOMMA SOO DEAD...GUTTED FOR YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostLetter227 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Your momas so fat that when she drowned, the lifeguards thought she was a new continent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Your mommas so fat, when she walks by the TV you miss 2 seasons of American Idol. (not my best) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Yo mamma so fat, that, when she went to Disney World, the kids wanted to ride her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.tacos Posted April 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 don't spam. The topic is called favorite yo moma jokeyou got negged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 I have several: Yo momma so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck.Yo momma so fat that I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas.Yo momma so fat that she has smaller fat women orbiting around her.Yo momma so fat that her belt size is Equator.Yo momma so fat that she went to a restaurant, looked at a menu, and said "Okay".Yo momma so fat that when she turns around, people throw her a Welcome Back party.Yo momma so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told yo momma to get her big fat butt out of the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMan Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Yo momma is so hairy, that she was allowed at the WOOKIE CONVENTION!!! WHOO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rook Bishop Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 how about these. never really good at jokes though Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mamma is so fat when she died, jesus couldn't lift her spirit. Yo momma so fat amaterasu wont be able to burn her up in a thousand years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Yo mamma is so stupid, she would think that an entire thread devoted to "yo mamma" jokes would be a stroke of genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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∮.Ғσяgσттeи.SσℓÐιєя.∮ Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 [align=center]How About... [/align] We have a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Yo momma so fat that when she went missing they had to invent an 8 sided milk carton. Also, yo momma is like the village bicycle - everybody's had a ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonisanoob Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 ---^ best one or your mommas so fat shes died of a heart attack at 20 lawl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyfi Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 I Got 2 "Your momma so Ugly her Shadow quit""You Momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzownsall Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Yo mama is so fat I heard the blue whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Maybe this should be in games? I dunno. :lol:Yo momma so Stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.Yo momma so ugly, whenver I think of her, I have the urge to FLUSH.Yo momma so fat, when she got in the elevator, it went DDDOOOWWWNN.Yo momma so fat, the army uses her panties as parachutes.Yo momma's weight is as large was Simon Cowell's ego.Yo momma so stupid, I asked her to see if the blinkers on my car were working, and she said, "YES! NO! YES! NO! YES! NO!"Yo momma so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle, was when she got hit by a train! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobo144 Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Yo mamma's so dumb, she put a hole in a window to look through it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroKing3 Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Your moma is so stupid, she burned her jeans to get HOT POCKETS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpartanGio Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Yo mama's so stupid, she uses a solar-powered flashlight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle C. Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Yo mama is so ugly that when someone tried to shoot her, the bullet came back and said, "Hell no! I am not touching that!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
____pi____ Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Your mama is so dumb she thought 2+2=4 oh wait crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dopeyduck13 Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 yo mammas so fat that she got diabities eating an apple. hmm...................... thats kinda rubbish i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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