Blake Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 I would join this club, but I'm hesitant, because of this...(required / no mainstream anime allowed here like Naruto or Bleach): Not that I don't watch anime that aren't Naruto or Bleach, I just don't really like people who hate on mainstream anime purely because of it being mainstream.I... liked... Naruto and Bleach. Naruto is getting more tolerable... Bleach, I read to see I read for Ichigo and Aizen failing. I like other mainstream too... yet, I'm here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otaku-sama Posted October 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 We are not a club that hates Naruto and Bleach for being mainstream, but for their offenses like making real otaku look like a bunch of fanboyish retards. The non-otaku cannot disinguish the difference between Narutards and otaku and since there are more Narutards than otaku, they just just say all people who watch anime are retarded eleven year olds with a two second attention span and are obsessed with hyper violent, simple plot animes. I started this club to unite otaku against the Narutards. Also, Naruto is a very simple minded shonen. People beating/cutting/stabbing the crap out of eachother with some magic thrown in when the Narutards start losing interest. The ninjas aren't even proper ninjas. A ninja is supposed to blend into the crowd, not wear orange jumpsuits and shout "Believe it!" Also, ninjas are not supposed to be engaged in ten episode long battles dragged on almost as long as Dragon Ball Z fights. Ninja fights are short and silent, not long, drawn out and filled with magic fire, ice and explosions. If someone can even say you're a ninja, you're doing it wrong. Naruto is also filled with anime character archetypes, which make non otaku assume that all anime characters are like the main cast of Naruto. Naruto himself is the basic retarded hero, Sasuke is the generic emo bastard child and Sakura is the basic useless token girl on the team. This is why I hate Naruto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 We are not a club that hates Naruto and Bleach for being mainstream, but for their offenses like making real otaku look like a bunch of fanboyish retards. The non-otaku cannot disinguish the difference between Narutards and otaku and since there are more Narutards than otaku, they just just say all people who watch anime are retarded eleven year olds with a two second attention span and are obsessed with hyper violent, simple plot animes. I started this club to unite otaku against the Narutards. Also, Naruto is a very simple minded shonen. People beating/cutting/stabbing the crap out of eachother with some magic thrown in when the Narutards start losing interest. The ninjas aren't even proper ninjas. A ninja is supposed to blend into the crowd, not wear orange jumpsuits and shout "Believe it!" Also, ninjas are not supposed to be engaged in ten episode long battles dragged on almost as long as Dragon Ball Z fights. Ninja fights are short a silent, not long, drawn out and filled with magic fire, ice and explosions. If someone can even say you're a ninja, you're doing it wrong. Naruto is also filled with anime character archetypes, which make non otaku assume that all anime characters are like the main cast of Naruto. Naruto himself is the basic retarded hero, Sasuke is the generic emo bastard child and Sakura is the basic useless token girl on the team. This is why I hate Naruto. 10/10 post. I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 What do you think of MÄR? That has a lot ofPeople beating/cutting/stabbing the crap out of eachother with some magic thrown inin it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otaku-sama Posted October 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 I've read a little bit, and it's not that bad. I like the concept of a guy who is in love with two girls who are the same, but different, but the same (Say...It's a lot like Inuyasha...), but I don't like the concept of a basic, clear cut bad guy organization, which pretty much says "This manga/anime will last at least 8 seasons." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 I read a bit of MAR (and by that I mean 7 and a half chapters) Also, Naruto itself is....meh. And so is Bleach. In fact, they are the most MEH thing I've ever seen. But, in a nutshell, the reason we dislike them is cause they tend to make people think "Lucky Star? Lemme guess, it's a heavy fighting anime with a lot of shuriken" And clearly it is not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 The way you described Naruto can really apply to all shonen anime/manga. Do you just hate shonen stuff period? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 When I hear about Bleach, the only thing I think is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Actually, I like a lot of Shonen things. But the creative ones. Just look at 20th Century Boys. Shonen But the complete opposite of Naruto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Love Hina is shonen and only one person gets beaten every chapter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Love Hina is Shonen.. Well yeah, Lucky Star, Hayate no Gotoku, Negima, Love Hina, Azumanga Daioh ALL Shonens. And the only one close to Naruto is Negima, and even then, Negima >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naruto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 The fact that Naruto spawned a horde of unholy fan boys whom I argue with during my time not at this club is what drives me mad. They believe Sasuke is superior to Kamina. "OH, BUT SASUKE TOOK DOWN ORCHIMARU! DID KAMINA DID THAT?" "Oh, but was Kamina actually doing s*** instead of being a lil b****? Did he defy logic and reason? DID HE FREAKIN TOOK CONTROL OF A MECH WITH NOTHING BUT A PISTOL AND A SWORD?" Then the Narutards assault me. Quite fun though. Also, a reason to hate Naruto, http://encyclopediadramatica.com/SephirothPrincess941 Anyhow, Bleach, I both love and hate the series. Love it for it's awesome Heroes Villians. Hate it since it has two bad characters and how their treated. Ichigo is treated like Jesus and somehow can make killing your friend and losing your mom when it wasn't your fault the same. I also hate Orihime. Why? She whines, demands to fight even though she lacks the will to, and is nothing but a character to be made into the slut for ecchi and doujin projects. Now when I direct them (Narutards) to good anime such as Serial Experiment Lain or Gundam (Original), they cry out it's not good. Not to mention they believe Haruhi was beaten by Naruto. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Bleach has Ulqui, Zaraki, and one or two other bad@$$es. Naruto has... very few, if any, that I can think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Bleach has Ulqui, Zaraki, and one or two other bad@$$es. Naruto has... very few, if any, that I can think of. Tobi and that one plant guy. That's all I liked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Tobi: YesMadara: lolno Zetsu: Yes. Otherwise, it's got Demon Tamers. Yay. I like action, sure, but Psycho Thriller is so much better. Especially in manga/anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Personally, I liked Yu Yu Hakusho. Why? It made moar sense and had more action then Naruto. Spirit Gun > Rasengan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Kind of... I dunno, sad that finger guns make more sense than something. /neverlikeyuyuhakashomuch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Alright. New topic: Who would win, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura, or f***ing ALUCARD!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 .... ALUCARd. He has/had an undead army inside of his body. Hellsing was a GOOD manga. Anime's Music sucked, though, so I never watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 The OVA was good, though I wanted to see Alucard versus Walter. You know where I can find the manga online? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Erm... I read all but 5 chapters on OneManga, but it's gone... I want to say Manga Fox... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Nah, I only found the prequel for that on Mangafox, even then, it only had like 1 volume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Prequel? What? I only read from Serace (sp?) appearing until Alucard's.... yeah, not gonna say. I just read 'cover to cover'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Basically, it's about Walter in his younger year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Oh? Can you give me a link? I'd love to read more Hellsing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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