Oh Petruchio ~Poetry~

[RickiMinaj]

Well, i recently read taming of the shrew, and i literally LMAO'd

 

I just couldn't stop laughing. And for all the people out there who hate Shakespeare, just try it out, its fun, trust me. ^_-

 

The first poem, is in the Perspective of Katherina Minola, a shrew that is wed to Petruchio, a somewhat vile and inhuman person who tries to tame the rude and unkindly behavior.

 

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How thou are very Childish

How thou are so Inconsiderate

How thou are so Repulsive

How thou are so Pathetic

 

I may have to talk out of place

I may have to belch like a child

I may have to cry like a baby

But that is me, so leave me be

 

Oh, i hate thou so much

Oh, why was i married to you

You were late at are wedding

And it was against my will

 

How yet, How yet

I was tamed me fairly well

Oh it was all thanks to you

And I can love you more

 

My Fair Petruchio[/align]

 

Next poem is in the point of view of Petruchio's Servant, Grumio.

 

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I was to Knock on the door

and I knocked on his head

He Knocked me 1 more

and I fell over dead

 

I learned my Lesson

To Knock on the Door

And just to follow is orders

So i don't end sore

 

Like I did that one day

When he told me to knock

and when i disobey

he knocked me dead

 

and Yet...

 

I was to Knock on the door

and I knocked on his head

He Knocked me 1 more

and I fell over dead[/align]

 

 

Thank you for reading ^_^