The Warden Posted July 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 It was an unfunny joke, it was meant to be witty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Hero Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 sounded more like a pun rather than a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 sounded more like a pun rather than a joke This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted August 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 I don't research the meanings of joke and pun alright? It was just there to be subtle and unamusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 A pun is the lowest form of comedy ;)Anyway, looking forward to the next episode ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted August 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 Mmm, all of them will have the same tacky pun in the name. But I'm not really up to writing for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 lol, ok, i'ma still look forward to it, idc when it comes, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted August 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Ya know, I have been feeling really disheartened lately, but then this music video came up and it reignited me. After all, how could I ever refuse? For whenever I win you LOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! [spoiler=Waterloo] Demi and BK are moping at a table in a large café when the room goes dark. There are faint lights on the stage and a trio of silhouettes. The lights brighten and Steph, Vixen and Naomi are on stage wearing silvery 60s outfits. They were all holding microphones. Drake was on the side of the stage on a guitar and Aban with drums. ‘My my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender. Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way. The history book on the shelf; is always repeating itself’ They sang together. Charlie, Dom and Kev walk onto stage in equally tacky outfits, and none of them look happy. ‘Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war. Waterloo - promise to love you forever more. Waterloo – couldn’t escape if I wanted to. Waterloo - knowing my fate is to be with you’ They all sang together. A new light blared and Jason and Lydia were also on stage, with Jason wearing pink and Lydia blue. ‘Waterloo - finally facing my Waterloo’ they sang together. ‘My my, I tried to hold you back but you were stronger. Oh yeah, and now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight. And how could I ever refuse? I feel like I win when I lose’ Steph, Vixen, Naomi and Lydia sang whilst the boys danced. ‘Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war’ Steph and Kev sang. ‘Waterloo - promise to love you for ever more’ Charlie and Vixen sang. ‘Waterloo – couldn’t escape if I wanted to’ Dom and Naomi sang. ‘Waterloo - knowing my fate is to be with you’ Lydia and Jason sang. ‘And how could I ever refuse? I feel like I win when I lose’ Everyone sang on. Demi grabbed BK and they both joined the stage along with the other Digimon at the tables. ‘Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war. Waterloo - promise to love you forever more. Waterloo – couldn’t escape if I wanted to. Waterloo - knowing my fate is to be with you. Waterloo - finally facing my Waterloo’ Everyone sang.[/spoiler] For emphasis, here's this: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTCT6J2hO9M]Waterloo[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Interesting and funny at the same time.Nice work Broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted August 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 I needed a pepup, so utterly humiliating everyone seemed like the best option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 lol @ randomness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted August 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 ANd it revived my spirit, if not for SMA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Abarai Renji:. Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 YO! I'm back, dudes! Though I won't RP on this site anymore, I WILL check on this Fic! Don't think I don't keep my eyes on this piece of art, Broken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted August 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 I never did Kuja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted August 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Blah blah, chapter blah. Blah blah blah, attack mode blah. Blah blah blah? Blah blah repeat [spoiler=Chapter 48: Love & Sincerity: The Mimi of Sora] The storm above Friendship Island had ceased for a bit, but the dark brooding clouds hung restlessly in the air. Though offered refreshments, Steph and her group were still waiting restlessly for the others. ‘I hope nothing happened on Courage Island’ she said aloud. ‘Don’t worry sis, Charlie and Vixen are with them’ Charlie replied. ‘That’s what she’s afraid of’ Kev stated. ‘Well aren’t you mature?’ Vixen said snidely as the other group approached. ‘Well, what can I say but yes Vixen’ Kev replied with considerable smugness. ‘Why you little’ Vixen snarled. Charlie held her striking arm. ‘Not now dear’ Charlie said soothingly. Blaze chuckled as he caught up. ‘I see too the light of Friendship was relit. Nevertheless, we have no time to chat. We must move on to the Islands of Love and Sincerity’ Blaze stated. ‘Fine, but first, who’ll deal with Love and who’ll deal with Sincerity?’ Steph inquired. Everyone instinctively looked at Vixen and Charlie, obviously expecting an answer. ‘Fine, we’ll do the Trial of Love’ Charlie said. ‘We knew you would, and Sincerity?’ Steph continued. ‘I’ll do it’ Naomi volunteered. ‘Perfect, we can go now’ Blaze said. The trip over the bridge had been very dull and uninteresting, but the group had made it to the Island of Love. It was a bright and cheerful place, with buildings covered in shades of white, pink and red. They were mostly high up, except for the huts that rested on the ground. ‘My cousin Cupid lives here, he’s a Sethmon, so he won’t be hard to find’ Blaze explained. ‘Cupid, how original’ Lydia remarked. ‘I know’ Blaze said almost sarcastically. They walked into the village, where many Digimon were flying overhead. ‘The Digi-egg of Love offers flight, except to Veemon’ Blaze added. ‘That’s nice, but where the hell is this trial of yours?’ Naomi demanded. ‘As pleasant as ever’ Dom sighed. ‘Quiet’ Naomi hissed. Blaze chuckled as a crossbreed between an elephant and a boar charged into view. It ran into a tree, then a fence, then another tree, and another tree, and into a Pipismon, then into a rabbit, and a monkey, and a balloon, and chewing gum, and a hefalump, and that’s pretty much it. ‘How odd that there would be such medley of ill appropriate items there’ Steph remarked. ‘That happens on the Island of Love’ Blaze replied. Cupid managed to stumble over to the group, eventually. ‘Yo cuz. Nice to shee you again, show me some love’ Cupid said groggily. They both high-fived each other. ‘So why you’re here?’ he inquired. ‘We have a brave pair of lovers who wish to challenge the Trial of Love’ Blaze said crisply. ‘Shat’s great mans, so you finally tied she knoe did ya?’ Cupid inquired. ‘No cousin, this human and this Renamon. They possess great love which can awaken the spirit of love’ Blaze corrected. ‘Shas great’ Cupid said happily. ‘Does everyone on the Island of Love sound like Ozzy Osbourne?’ BK demanded. ‘Only shose in love wish alcohol’ Cupid answered. ‘Fabulous’ Demi muttered. Cupid managed to somehow drag himself over to the large central tree, where the symbol of love was carved into the wood. ‘In shere’ Cupid pointed. The symbol glew warmly and a small part of the tree opened like door. ‘We wish you luck’ Demi shouted. ‘Don’t die’ BK added. ‘Why’re you shouting, we’re still here’ Vixen cried. ‘For extra luck’’ BK replied smugly. Vixen sighed in frustration, but Charlie took her by the hip and they ran into the hollow. The doors closed behind them, creating darkness. ‘Hold on luv, I can sort this out. Wisteria Paw’ Vixen muttered in the dark and with a click, her paws glew alight. ‘You really illuminate my life’ Charlie smiled. Vixen smirked and the glowing flames died out. Charlie felt Vixen rubbing him in the darkness. ‘And you always bring out the darkness of seduction’ she whispered and kissed him. It was sensual, but stopped abruptly with a gasp from Vixen. Charlie reached desperately into the darkness and found nothing. He began looking around for nay light, until his eye fixed on a circle of light. He sought it quickly, to find a small floating item in the middle, he reached for it, but something clicked. He turned towards the sound, and saw nothing. The light began to grow as a figure was illuminated slowly. It was a Renamon, but its fur was dark purple, with crimson red gloves. Its eyes were black and emanated a dark energy. In its hand was a pistol. ‘Vixen?’ Charlie asked uncertainly. The creature didn’t respond, but it raised the pistol. ‘I don’t know what happened to you, but please put the gun down’ Charlie begged. The creature turned the safety off with a click. ‘Please?’ Charlie pleaded. The creature squeezed the trigger and the gun went off with a bang. Shot Through the Heart Charlie was tossed to the floor as the bullet burrowed through his chest and out the other side. He gasped loudly and felt the wound. ‘Shot through the heart’ he whispered. Such things were unknown to the outside world as Naomi, Sal, Dom, Phasco, Demi and BK walked off to the Island of Sincerity. ‘Why did you tag along?’ Naomi demanded. ‘To ruin alone time’ Demi answered. ‘I’ll give you alone time’ Dom hissed under his breath. ‘We get that enough already’ BK replied. ‘You heard what I said?’ Dom inquired. ‘We’re good at reading lips, more to the point that is what anyone can expect you to say’ Demi answered. For a fraction of a second Dom’s eye twitched. ‘Moving on, we’re meant to be finding Blaze’s third cousin, his name is Blade and he’s a Yasyamon, whatever that is’ Naomi said. ‘Yasyamon? Sounds cool, I just hope it isn’t an alky like Cupid. I’d hate to see that thing in a diaper’ Demi said. ‘Or maybe you do’ Dom insinuated. ‘No reverse psychology on me Dommy. I don’t want to see that thing in a diaper. End discussion’ Demi hissed. ‘Since when did you get so mature?’ Naomi inquired. ‘Since we got to mega then fused into a mindless murdering juggernaut of ownage’ BK replied. ‘That’s fair’ Naomi agreed. They walked across the utterly boring village and made it to the next village, which was a rather pretty garden-like village. It had a multitude of hedges and flower gardens. ‘Oh god, it’s the Digital World’s comparison to Pleasantville’ Naomi sighed. There was a faint whirring and a large throwing star embedded itself in the ground in front of them. Something that seemed to resemble a ninja and a slinky leapt about and landed in front of them, tearing the star from the ground. ‘Sorry about that, got a little enthusiastic with my topiary’ it apologized. ‘Oh, you’re a Shurimon right? Well, we’re looking for a Yasyamon named Blade. Is he around?’ Naomi inquired. ‘Of course dahling, now come on. He’s in my topiary class. Oh, and call me Star’ it added camply. They made their way through the village to a large set of trees, each taking different shapes. Star leapt through them and whispered something. Blade nodded and approached the groups. ‘Welcome to the fabulous Island of Sincerity. Star told me that you wanted to see me no? Well, I can already guess that my dear, straight cousin Blaze told you to meet me so I can open the Trial of Sincerity right?’ Blades inquired, camply. ‘Yeah’ Dom said. ‘Aren’t you cute? Well, come on then. The trial is over at the cactus patch’ Blade winked and pointed to the patch. They walked there quickly to avoid chatting with Blade. There was a tremendously large cactus in the centre of the patch. Each scale on it looked tear shape. ‘This is a sincerity cactus. Now, open!’ Blade ordered. One of the scales glew brightly and they shifted aside to reveal a hollow into darkness. Naomi and Sal ran inside. The Renamon dropped the gun to the floor and some kunai appeared in its hands. Charlie got up and felt his wound. There wasn’t any blood, just a hole. ‘Alright, you aren’t my Vixen, so prepare to die jabroni’ Charlie snarled. The Renamon responded by tossing the kunai at his feet. Charlie stepped back and they impaled the floor. He grabbed to the two biggest and rushed at her. She blocked with her own kunai, but Charlie had force on his side and managed to force it to the ground. ‘Got you now’ he whispered. The Renamon said nothing as she kicked off him and into the darkness. Charlie looked around wildly for it, but found nothing. Remembering his own Vixen, he closed his eyes and listened in the darkness for anything. He heard a slight noise and attacked the point from where it originated, only to be blocked by a kunai. He grabbed its hand and pulled it back into the light. ‘This ends now’ Charlie said sternly. The Renamon made no sound, it just raised its weapon. Charlie came with his two, but avoided its weapon and grabbed it. It wriggled helplessly as Charlie stared into its eyes. ‘Shot through the heart’ he whispered and kissed it. It became sedate and it stopped moving. Long streams of darkness rushed from the eyes and off into the blackness, leaving Vixen in Charlie’s arms. Naomi walked through the dark corridor and into a bring sunny garden. Her brow creased as she looked back into the dark corridor. ‘Okay’ she rolled and moved on. There was a large tree in the centre of the garden. It was covered with delicious red apples. ‘The Garden of Eden? What a lame ass trial’ Naomi complained. ‘Would you like an apple?’ a voice hissed. Naomi looked up at the tree to see a snake. ‘I’m Sssssssssssandiramon, the ssssssnake Digimon’ it hissed. ‘I never would’ve guessed that you were a snake Digimon, go f**king figure’ Naomi replied angrily. ‘Chill ssssssissssssster. I’m here to offer you an apple’ it hissed and struck one off with its spear. ‘I know ow this goes’ Naomi sighed and took a bite. Dark clouds began to circle about the garden and thunder crashed down. ‘Did though eats the forbidden fruit?’ it boomed. ‘Yes I did’ Naomi snapped. ‘Wow, really? I kinda expected you to lie or something’ the voice boomed. ‘Just give me the crest so I can go’ Naomi snapped. The tree rustled and a small green items fell from it into her waiting hand. ‘Thank you’ she said and left. ‘Stupid lame ass trial’ she muttered under her breath. Vixen embraced Charlie as he still embraced her. ‘Nice to have you back my lovely’ Charlie crooned. ‘Same here, but it’s not over’ Vixen warned. She was right, as the circle of light extended out to reveal a large round room. They were standing on a large heart shaped stone platform. Near one side was a dark skeletal creature. It made faint breathing sounds. ‘Oh who cares about him?’ Charlie sighed and kissed her. Oddly, the creature flinched at this. ‘Hmm, he seems to hate love’ Vixen noted. They smirked as Charlie twirled Vixen into a new position and they kissed. Part of the creature’s legs blew off. They began to twist into new positions, until eventually there was little left of the thing besides some chest, the head, its right arm and a strange heart shaped core. Charlie and Vixen smiled as they kissed the tips of their index fingers and pointed them at the creature like guns. ‘Bang bang’ they say playfully. The creature exploded into streams of darkness, which evaporated instantly. Charlie grabbed the crest still floating in the column of light and they raced out of there. The door opened with a clank and they both escaped out into the day. Steph was clapping. ‘Nice going, so place the crest where it needs to go so we can get the f**k out of here’ she congratulated. Charlie nodded and turned to the crest on the doorway. He felt it over and found the small indent, to which he placed the crest into. The symbol of love glew brightly in a stream of red, leaving everyone feeling content. ‘To show our appreciation, we wish to give you a Digi-egg of Love’ Cupid said drunkenly. A Pipismon flew down from the trees and deposited it into Vixen’s hands. ‘Thanks’ Vixen said, Naomi was scowling as she made it out of the corridor and almost regretted it. ‘Alright, I’m here and I got the crest. Where do I put it?’ she demanded as the doors closed. Blade pointed to a small indent in a cactus scale, to which Naomi slotted it in. The symbol of sincerity glew brightly and a bulb bloomed on the top of the cactus. It opened widely and something was ejected from it. The Digi-egg of Sincerity landed in her waiting hands. ‘F**king fantastic’ Naomi said in annoyance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Nice chapter,Broken!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Abarai Renji:. Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Wow...Naomi is REALLY honest! XD And NOEEEEEZZZ! I thought Charlie was dead back there! Pwew, what a relief he and Vixen made it out alive. Also, kinda laughed at the fact that the skeleton was weak to love. XD Btw, I can't view the f*cking song! Stupid YouTube and stupid Copyright restrictions...DX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted August 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 It is a practical song, but google the lyrics. Also, free noy-so-revealing spoiler to whoever knows where I got the love weakness from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Abarai Renji:. Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 I will pass this spoiler to someone else. Because I feel that I shouldn't waste it on another stupid question, which I'm sure I will again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Yay finally new chapter. =D Pretty sweet, I lol'd at pretty much every part that didin't have to do with Charlie and Vixen. *Sharp turn to Kuja* And no, I'm not saying that just to put you down. >> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted August 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 I wasn't myself, but a new chapter, freshly forced I might add Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 lol, good chap broken. It's always fun to have somethine die by just watching people kiss =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted August 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 It happens often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 ^ Yes, but to literally die just from watching it is new. Emo's don't count here =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted August 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Eh, I got the idea from some interesting inspiration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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